The Haunt Of Fear: ILX Top 100 HORROR Movies Poll Results Thread

i think either the shining or rosemary's baby are the most likely to be the #1 pick (hatas be damned).

Um. The Wicker Man actually isn't anything to do with hippies, you guys. You do realise that, right?

I realize there are contexts where The Wicker Man could be eerie, scary, esp if you're religious, British, who the fuck knows, but I mostly enjoyed it as a comedy. Pious dude winds up burning alive because he didn't nail Britt Eklund when he had the chance.

TWM is basically how I imagine Britain viewed the empire. You send your best men out to straighten out the backwards heathens and what do you get in return? And they do it all with a smile. The thick-headed bastards.

personally, the omission that most shocks me the most is the omen ... which freaked me out far more than the exorcist did back in the day (though i think that the exorcist is the better film overall). kinda hard for me to believe that damien et. al. has fallen so out of grace over the years!!

i mean, it's sort of like a trading places of horror films.

lol love this

I sort of love how we're 12 years into a board filled with contrarian-ass motherfuckers and strategy voters and ppl all know this and are still all "OMG WHY AND HOW IS THIS POLL DEVIATING FROM THE CANON?!?!?!?"

"POE-CREATION, not WRECK-REATION!"

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04. ROSEMARY'S BABY
Roman Polanski, USA, 1968
(1091 points, 30 votes, 1 first-place vote)

rosemary's baby is one of my favorites of all-time
― Surmounter, Thursday, March 19, 2009 10:21 AM (3 years ago)

Rosemary's Baby. I saw it in June again and, again, I thought it was the funniest, scariest horror film ever. Alarmingly well-cast too.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, September 28, 2008 10:00 AM (3 years ago)

The greatest trick that Anton LaVey ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't play the devil in Rosemary's Baby.
― walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, August 8, 2005 2:38 PM (6 years ago)

rosemary's baby is great but i can't imagine anyone watching it now and not dying with laughter at the ending.
― J.D., Sunday, October 21, 2007 6:23 AM (4 years ago)

What's kinda fucked up is:
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #482 in Movies & TV (See Bestsellers in Movies & TV) for Rosemary's Baby.
The highest ranking for Chinatown is in the 1,000s, but there are 4 or 5 different versions of that you can buy.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, September 30, 2009 6:27 AM (2 years ago)

maybe they're assuming rosemary's baby is an erotic study of said infant.
― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Wednesday, September 30, 2009 6:29 AM (2 years ago)

Sorry dude: Rosemary's Baby > Rock n Roll Pt. 2
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Friday, October 2, 2009 3:49 PM (2 years ago)

Um. The Wicker Man actually isn't anything to do with hippies, you guys. You do realise that, right?

murder druids symbolize libbers & hippies

I don't take Wicker Man as a comedy. But even if you do, you're laughing at the chaste, straight-laced protagonist as much as the villagers are, having fun with him, which seems a more sly, complicit kind of comedy than, say, TCM when we're laughing cuz fucked-up Grandpa can't quite pound the hammer on the innocence girl's head hard enough. You almost want to join the Wicker Man islanders--they're having a blast and have a pretty sweet, song-filled life.

One more thing on The Wicker Man - is everyone just ignoring that half of its creepiness... well, we actually did that shit (still do, in some cases/places)? Maypoles and morris men and animal costumes and fertility dances are real, and they tap into a sense of England that is both pastoral and primal, bucolic and highly dangerous... We're a strange people in an ancient land.

You almost want to join the Wicker Man islanders--they're having a blast and have a pretty sweet, song-filled life.

exactly! how are these people scary at all? the only people they're a threat to are uptight assholes

evangelical Jesus Freaks don't distinguish b/w hippies and Wiccans/neopagans. and for once, their world view actually does have some basis in reality.

Maypoles and morris men and animal costumes and fertility dances are real, and they tap into a sense of England that is both pastoral and primal, bucolic and highly dangerous.

this kind of shit happens all over the world and still does today. most of it isn't even remotely dangerous.

Most people in the world are uptight assholes, Shakey.

Seeing La Lechera's love for TWM makes me want to like it so much more than I do. It's fine, it's eerie and weird and whatnot but it isn't better than Psycho or TCM.

Also TWM feels like a well-made version of The Butterfly Ball with added creepiness and less singing.

and xposts to Stevie: yes but imagine how boring it would be if all that was left out though, lol

how are these people scary at all? the only people they're a threat to are uptight assholes

― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, May 24, 2012 9:11 PM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, then I know some people on this thread who should be *really* scared.

that may be so Eric, but not to many want to actively identify that way

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lol emil.y :D

lol emily

anyway

so Butterfly Effect at #1, right?

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exactly! how are these people scary at all? the only people they're a threat to are uptight assholes

Well, they're scary cuz there's an undertone of darkness to their songs & their deeds & their swapping of corpses with rabbits & burning of humans, which you may not notice if you've lived there all of your life or if you're swept away the fun-time singing. Buuuuuut if it don't scare you, it don't scare you, obvs.

and xposts to Stevie: yes but imagine how boring it would be if all that was left out though, lol

touché

I guess what I'm saying is that TWM is only frightening if you identify with the puritan. I do not, never have and never will and am kind of suspicious of people that do.

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lol emil.y

All I'm saying is: I wouldn't have been able to have sex with Britt Eklund either.

puritans who live in suburbs, eh

the thing well on its way to potentially becoming the most overrated ilx movie of all time. and i like the thing! but jesus it cant win all the polls

And I'm guessing they wouldn't have accepted Christopher Lee being her substitute.

Hey look, Rosemary's Baby!

I see Rosemary's Baby as an inadvertently feminist movie (lol Polanski amirite?), where a good portion of the horror of it isn't that Ro is having the devil's baby, but that something bad is happening and nobody will believe her. And not because she's not credible or there's anything wrong with her - just because a lot of the time, people just don't believe women.* That, more than any concept of evil or Satan or whatever, is what makes the movie so effectively frightening to me.

*It's such a common horror trope as to be almost invisible now, but in the vast majority of horror movies, the first person to notice that something is amiss is a woman, and her concerns are always initially dismissed. Moral to dudes: shut up and listen to women and you'll live longer.

I guess what I'm saying is that TWM is only frightening if you identify with the puritan. I do not, never have and never will and am kind of suspicious of people that do.

It's true, you have to be a pious virgin police offer to enjoy this film.

TWM is also the fear of being the stranger in a group and everyone being in on it but you.

I've only seen like 30 min of this film :(

Anyway, obvious zingitude aside, the whole point to me is that there's a real tension about who to root for, and what that says about us and our impulses and our potential for cruelty. In a sense, the islanders are the good guys, but they have to sacrifice something for their bucolic world to continue. Is it worth that sacrifice? Well, maybe. But that loss of 'civilisation' for the greater good, it is still a scary thought.

It's true, you have to be a pious virgin police offer to enjoy this film.

way to not read

Watch Carrie first, then watch the rest of Rosemary's Baby. xp

ftr I enojoyed TWM. it's funny

yeah, how bad could the islanders have really been? they gave uptight Christian dude an awfully attractive escape clause ... pork Britt Eklund and you live!

ok so there are 4 spots left and i feel like rosemarys baby makes 5 expected films? also if the thing wins this poll too i swear to god

― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, May 24, 2012 4:02 PM (13 minutes ago)

I've bit my tongue the entire time, but I fully expect the thing to be #1. it might be the shining, but there is a near religious love of the thing on this board.

people just don't believe women.*

That and she's depicted as being perpetually at the mercy of men (and post-menopausal women).

another nice cryptkeeper line there folks

rosemarys baby doesnt do it for me at all but i can see why its here

basically at this point I assume that 80% of the board has masturbated while watching The Thing

I really like The Wicker Man. I also really like Bedknobs and Broomsticks. Didn't vote for either.

Why would you have to identify with the puritan or be an uptight asshole to find TWM frightening? I'm not saying it is or isn't but I don't understand this in theory.
Just because you wouldn't be a target yourself does this make them unfrightening regardless of the principle involved?

That and she's depicted as being perpetually at the mercy of men (and post-menopausal women).

Yeah, for sure. Her only act of autonomy is cutting her hair short. She doesn't even get to have agency in her own sex life. (insert terrible Polanski joke here)

Maypoles and morris men and animal costumes and fertility dances are real, and they tap into a sense of England that is both pastoral and primal, bucolic and highly dangerous... We're a strange people in an ancient land.

I had this reaction for a bit when watching TWM until I remembered that you could make any religious culture/ritual look creepy in this way

(actually don't insert Polanski's anything into anything)

(insert terrible Polanski joke here)

Mostly took care of that when posting quotes, ftr. (That thread still pisses me off.)

I guess what I'm saying is that TWM is only frightening if you identify with the puritan. I do not, never have and never will and am kind of suspicious of people that do.

my sense of what's scary has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not i rationally believe in the source of threat, and my ability to identify with characters isn't wholly determined by the extent to which i like and/or agree with them. i fault the anti-hero protagonist of the wicker man for his christian priggishness, but that doesn't make me any more happy to see him burned alive. he's not the greatest guy around, but i don't really hate him.

Most religious culture/ritual is creepy. That's why it features so strongly in horror films. I just don't see why people are discounting paganism when they accept Catholicism.

xposts

still pissed about return of the living dead tbrr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozsIKQxEMPU