The Haunt Of Fear: ILX Top 100 HORROR Movies Poll Results Thread

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Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

also my dad took baths instead of showers for like a week afterward

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

Eeeeeg, that shot of the body shape in the mattress!

The Thnig, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if The Wicker Man is actually going to be perplexingly missed out. I can see it beating a bunch of these, but... beating Psycho? Really? But then... surely it can't have been beaten by everything else here, including a film that only came out a week before voting? Surely?

emil.y, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

per Robin Wood, I think of Psycho as the cinematic equivalent of Hamlet as much as a proto-slasher film.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

I do like the smell-ntal image I have of people walking around in 1960 in total full stink due to their newfound fear of showers.

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

i know
either way it won't end well

option a: everyone hates on the wicker man
option b: wicker man gets shut out

both result in ;_;

game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

all of this "how can hicks be terrifying" stuff is making me think that england must have really low-quality hicks or something

I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

High quality hicks in "Straw Dogs!"

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

my mother saw psycho by herself in 1960 when she was 10 yrs old

johnny crunch, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

English hicks, yesterday:

http://www.spectator.co.uk/article_images/articledir_12509/6254898/1_fullsize.jpg

emil.y, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

i mean to be clear "backwoods psycho" is one of the cornerstones of horror, but maybe more so/only in america? honest question

I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

Lots of proto-backwoods psychos in Hammer-ville, no?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

also might explain tragic lack of the hills have eyes here. also i am totally amazed that last house on the left didnt make this poll at all, apparently.

I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

In England, the backwoods psychos live in castles near quaint villages.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

Dracula: backwoods psycho.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

(also: vampire)

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

Nah, I totally get the trope, but I think the Brit version is maybe more culty/hippy anyway?

xposts - yeah, we're a lot smaller, the threat tends to be little village conspiracies, rather than isolated US nutters... I think.

emil.y, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

Also, when your car breaks down in rural England, you're never that far from a big city.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

in the novel, Norman Bates is a squat Rod Steiger type

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

omg that nic cage wicker man montage

I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

In the novelization of Psycho II that I once read, Norman Bates is just like Anthony Perkins.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

This, btw, is far and away one of the best film-studies books I've ever read, not just on "Psycho," but at all.

http://i43.tower.com/images/mm118050261/a-long-hard-look-psycho-raymond-durgnat-paperback-cover-art.jpg

it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

I haven't seen The Wicker Man yet, but apart from The Shining (which, surely, must be #1), I can't think of any horror films better than Psycho.

daavid, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

Not that Psycho II is entirely a bad movie, but man the fucking hit job that movie does on Vera Miles/Lila Crane-Loomis just pisses me off to no end.

it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

oh great, some other late voter put a HOTEL MOVIE ahead of this MOTEL MOVIE?

FIX! FIX!

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

which movie is the HOLIDAY INN MOVIE

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

i bet morbz knows

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/Holiday_Inn_poster.jpg

some dude, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

Is there a SHORT TERM BUSINESS RESIDENCE horror movie?

it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

wouldn't the native townsfolk in an american werewolf in london be hicks? not just by lol britishes standards, but by anyone's standards?!?

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

the fact that there isn't a tradition in english horror of threat from poor & ugly outsiders is sort of weird, now that i think about it. they drag you into coal mines and pulp you with mallets. they drown you in pig shit and make sausages of your innards.

in america, this is a very common expression of distaste for the impoverished and unsightly.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

i'm more rmde at potential placement of The Shining than the Wicker Man right now

Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

"I'll go ahead and just CIRCUM-TORMENT the anti-pagan sentiment OTT today right now!"

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7073/7262715084_d8d7a832f8_o.gif

05. THE WICKER MAN
Robin Hardy, UK, 1973
(1057 points, 33 votes, 2 first-place votes)

I HATE WICKER MAN
― everyone on this thread today, Thursday, May 24, 2012

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

there was a story in the Victor comic when i was a wee boy that completely spoilered my first viewing of Wicker Man

Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

oh my god if i had given TCM a first place vote it would have made the top 5

I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

anyway, masks are fucking scary is the basic premise of TCM and TWM

Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

Ah, phew, was really getting worried. Now I can just say: TOO LOW.

emil.y, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

Whoomp there it is.

carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

Bought this just as videos were hitting the market:

http://cdn3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/117/096/565/o_cBhXauvv57xfuye.jpg

Lays out the film frame by frame, a real novelty at the time.

clemenza, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

La Lechera placed on suicide watch

it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

I love every single last thing about this movie! You can't make me change my mind. #1 #1 #1.

game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

jjjusten placed on MURDER WATCH

it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

I pored over that Anobile book in high school.

at least The Wicker Man is better than The Shining.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

i dont think i can really accurately appraise TWM because that room to room sexytime suddenly its a musical thing just absolutely ruins the movie for me, and i have never been able to get past that.

I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

Wicker Man rules, fuck y'all

Simon H., Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

my favourite bit in wicker man is the ritual with the swords. sheer panic!

kid steel (cajunsunday), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

Man I don't think I voted for a single one of these top 10s so far except maybe Suspiria. TCM, TWM, and NOTLD I found unexceptional and Psycho I haven't seen since I was like 11 and Carrie I haven't seen.

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link


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