David Lynch but no fucking Demons poll is dead inside
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 12:32 (twelve years ago) link
Items from my ballot that have made it so far (28/50, not bad!):
011. The Fly 013. The Exorcist014. Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn016. Dawn of the Dead 017. Videodrome 018. Halloween 020. Poltergeist 021. Braindead [Dead Alive] 024. Carnival Of Souls 025. Let the Right One In [Låt den rätte komma in] 027. The Ring 028. The Blair Witch Project 030. Invasion Of The Body Snatchers 036. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari 038. Black Christmas043. A Nightmare On Elm Street 045. Deep Red [Profondo Rosso] 046. Eyes Without A Face [Les yeux sans visage] 047. An American Werewolf in London048. Jaws 052. Re-Animator 056. The Vanishing [Spoorloos] 071. Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer 075. (tie) Invasion Of The Body Snatchers078. Hellraiser081. Duel093. Seven 100. Phantasm
Items from my ballot that will under no circumstances show up:
Prince of Darkness, Scanners, Sisters, The Crazies, Pumpkinhead, The Blob (1988), Altered States
― it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 12:34 (twelve years ago) link
Strongo, I think everyone is assuming that Suspiria is getting in. I know I am, and that's what I thought ShariVari meant by not seeing two Argento films making it top ten (as in, Tenebrae doesn't stand a chance, not that it could be one or the other)... Unless I'm misunderstanding you?
― emil.y, Thursday, 24 May 2012 12:35 (twelve years ago) link
NV, you totally should have voted. Shame on you.
― emil.y, Thursday, 24 May 2012 12:36 (twelve years ago) link
Yep, i'm assuming Suspiria is a lock.
― Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Thursday, 24 May 2012 12:56 (twelve years ago) link
If Suspiria were number one I wouldn't be shocked. I doubt it will be, but if it was, I wouldn't be shocked.
They Live isn't horror at all, even by the loose standards of "horror." But it would make a great entry in a dystopian sci-fi satire poll!
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2012 12:56 (twelve years ago) link
xxp
too many films, too few braincells
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 12:57 (twelve years ago) link
Another thing I'm surprised didn't make it into the top 100: Ghostwatch. Although its absence can probably be blamed on the 'Murricans (although I saw and voted for it). Or maybe you had to be of a particular age when it first aired for it to have a significant impact on you.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:12 (twelve years ago) link
I cut Ghostwatch because I hadn't seen it since first broadcast, and I was worried that its growing reputation and cult status may have built it up in my mind to be better than it was.
― emil.y, Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago) link
i don't remember thinking it was all that - mainly i think because the leads are all pretty unlikeable in various ways and the central gimmick - that this shit was happening for real - just wasn't buyable at all
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:19 (twelve years ago) link
i can imagine if you're not from the UK and don't really know who Mike Smith is it's probably a lot better
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:20 (twelve years ago) link
Also, yeah, from what I do remember as a kid, as soon as the scares started amping up I was all 'oh, it's not a documentary, then, it's a scripted thing'... rather than 'eeeeeeh help it's so scary'.
― emil.y, Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:26 (twelve years ago) link
i was already old and cynical i guess
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:27 (twelve years ago) link
xp It is very very very odd to watch now, particularly if you've seen it before - it still really builds well, from subtle + minimal through to ARRGH NO DON'T DO THAT, and the final twist of not just what is going on but What Is Going On is still really smart. But it is odd to see Mike Smith + Sarah Greene and particularly cheeky monkey Craig Charles. Parky is sublime throughout of course - none of this is anything compared to Rod Hull + Emu.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:27 (twelve years ago) link
1992. I can't even remember where i was when i saw it
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago) link
I do love the fact that all the callers to the phone line were meant to get a prerecorded message saying "This is fiction, but if you would like to share any stories of ghosts we'd be glad to hear them" - but the lines were mobbed, so most of the callers just got an engaged tone.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:32 (twelve years ago) link
I'd only read about its reputation over the years, which I expected to be a little overblown, but when I finally saw it, I was surprised by how effective it was. I don't know if having only the vaguest notion of who the people involved were helped or hindered the experience, though.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:34 (twelve years ago) link
Getting psyched for the top ten...(I hope posting this gif doesn't violate some sort of law of nature or ilx)
http://www.iancutler.com/Pictures/ianfront1.gif
― game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:37 (twelve years ago) link
Totally psyched :D
― emil.y, Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:41 (twelve years ago) link
can't belive this isn't going to make it
http://static.wix.com/media/28930d_bac05104e165616b10e28f90f3095cc7.jpg
― piscesx, Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:41 (twelve years ago) link
i have a meeting at 10:30 and i'm afraid i'm going to miss something. this is a sign of extreme overinvestment.
― game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:45 (twelve years ago) link
what's that pic from, piscesx?
― da croupier, Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:47 (twelve years ago) link
Results will roll out at a little slower clip today to make you savor them.
― Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:48 (twelve years ago) link
depalma style?
― da croupier, Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:49 (twelve years ago) link
dddaaaaavvvviiiiidddd lllllyyynnncchhhh oohhhh fuuuuuucccckkkk yooooooouuuuuu
Was rooting for Salem's Lot too.
We're preparing for provincial testing here next week; deciding whether to put that aside so the students can keep apprised of the Top 10 as it happens.
― clemenza, Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:56 (twelve years ago) link
xp yeah it's Salem's Lot.
― piscesx, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:04 (twelve years ago) link
huh i know i've seen that but for some reason the only image i remember is Fred Willard getting a shotgun pulled on him
― da croupier, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:06 (twelve years ago) link
Some Romero musings....
Based on the tenor of this poll, I am honestly shocked that it looks like Martin isn't going to make it. Have people just not seen it? I think people on this list would go crazy for it, so see it if you haven't.
I'm a big fan of Day of the Dead and surprised it didn't make the top 100, but not annoyed. So much other good stuff. While we're awaiting today's festivities, I'll go ahead and list my personal ranking for Romero's Dead films (no, Return doesn't count.)
Night > Day > Dawn > Survival > Diary > Land. But I love them all, except for "Land," the only clunker.
― The Thnig, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:16 (twelve years ago) link
oh man now i know clemenza's students are tuning in i feel bad about my pottymouth
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago) link
xpost I'm a pretty big fan of Land actually, but the reviews steered me away from the subsequent two.
― Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
Curse away--just kidding, of course. ("See the meat hook, kids? He's just about to hang the girl on it" = no more job.)
― clemenza, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago) link
haven't seen The Vanishing in a long while, but I would call it a turn-the-screws thriller rather than horror.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
I don't like Martin as much as I like Romero's zombie output. I like Martin fine, but I honestly didn't even think about it when compiling my ballot and I'm not sure I would have voted for it even if I did. But the rest of yous shouldn't take my word for it and should see it for yourself.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:34 (twelve years ago) link
i think Martin's tremendous but i have to admit tedious lol zombie bores have taken some of the shine of zombie flicks for me
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:36 (twelve years ago) link
not Zombie Flesh Eaters tho, that fucking rules
i voted pretty high for martin, probably higher than i should have
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:37 (twelve years ago) link
Martin is such a smart film, really subtle and well done, especially given the budget. It's one of the few totally original takes on vampire lore (and I suppose sets the stage for Vampire's Kiss!).
My Romero zombie hierarchy, btw:
Night>Dawn>Land>Day>the other shitty ones, the last of which I skipped because I think it's about feuding Irish farmers or some shit. "Day" has the best FX by far, but man, the worse acting and script. There's a great commentary on this one, too, not the one from Romero but a second one from Roger Avary, who doesn't mince words when it comes to the film's pros and cons, and talks a lot about how he and Tarantino used to more or less play the film on a loop in their video store to gross out customers.
Any love for Fulci here? I don't like him, but I admire his gormless, gritty, grisly approach. Plus: shark vs. zombie!
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:37 (twelve years ago) link
yeah Flesh Eaters is exploitation done just right, as seedy and random and porny in its lack of interest in anything but its set pieces as really effective cheapo horror shd be
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, wait, is Zombie Flesh Eaters Zombi, aka Zombie 2?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago) link
I like Fulci. I find his movies largely incomprehensible, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying them.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ppIWBqPYjg&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsearch_query%3Dzombie%2Bflesh%2Beaters%26page%3D%26utm_source%3Dopensearch
not suitable for work or college obv but this is just all time
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:42 (twelve years ago) link
yah Zombi 2 was the original italian title iirc? passing it off as a sequel to Day of the Dead
We talked about the puzzling nature (and awesome voice dubs) of House by the Cemetery on the nominations thread.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago) link
"City of the Living Dead" has a really spooky mood, spread out between the gross-outs.
Had I taken part in nominations I might have considered the "Blind Dead" series. They're not really scary, but the zombie Knights of the Templar are pretty iconic.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:45 (twelve years ago) link
Actually, I believe the mythology is that Romero gave Fulci his half-blessing to present "Zombi 2" as an unofficial sequel to "Dawn of the Dead," since Fulci worked on "Dawn," to some degree.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link
Zombi 2 I did not like at all and The Beyond and City of the Living Dead I didn't like much either. His whole shtick is p much "GUYS GUYS GUYS OMG LOOK AT THIS CHICK VOMITING HER INTENSTINES WHOA LOLOLOL I don't have to bother w the rest of the film, do I?"
― a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link
Dawn i meant, yeah. didn't know that tho.
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link
I'm amused that I was accused of taking the comedy poll too seriously -- as if it was to be "engraved on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier," I think it was -- while some of you are preparing to dice these "fun on the internet" results in more ways than a sabermetrician would.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link
Stevie that's the exact same reason i said he was awesome :D
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link