The Haunt Of Fear: ILX Top 100 HORROR Movies Poll Results Thread

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And Clive Barker's Books Of Blood not too terribly long thereafter.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

my mom had to hide her stephen king books from me because i was trying to read the stand and it when i was like 10.

i found em though.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 20 May 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

books of blood definitely fucked me eight ways from sunday around age 12 too.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 20 May 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

yeah he's been gobbling up king books, what he reads doesn't affect him as much as what he sees.

I was exposed to all kinda inappropriate shit as a kid - I saw last house on the left and dawn of the dead when I was 8yo - it's made me a little sensitive to what the kids see I guess. morbs posted on the voting thread about some parent's talking about showing their kid the shining. all kids are different in their ability to process stuff but showing your kid a super intense film about a guy trying to kill his entire family with an ax doesn't strike me as a capital idea.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Sunday, 20 May 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

Yeaaahhh, I probably saw The Shining when I was maybe 8 or something. I have trouble even processing it as a horror movie anymore.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 20 May 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

we've avoided gremlins because the younger one is dying to see it and she'll lose her mind if her big brother sees it without her. problem there is actually the santa stuff.

stuff that freaked me out as a kid tended to be sudden realistic deaths - the landlady/basement door scene in the little girl who lives down the lane, and some ron howard TV movie where a cow gets electrocuted, those inexplicably sent me around the bend in that TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF! way...

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Sunday, 20 May 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

You know what might be great for kids? Amazing Stories. I might just be saying that because I was way into that show as a kid (in the '80s, natch, so it may be kinda outdated or even more actively awful than I remember). But I remember it being pretty good at maintaining a light touch with relatively scary stuff. Along with some other stuff that came out right around the same time (Ray Bradbury Theater and the rehashed Twilight Zone and Alfred Hitchcock Presents), it totally turned me on to horror/suspense anthology television, as well.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 20 May 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

actually both my kids are way into the twilight zone. ever seen the action figure of the gremlin from nightmare at 20000 feet? that's what my daughter got for her last birthday. and a 3d bluray of coraline.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Sunday, 20 May 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

your kids sound kinda awesome. i worry that if i ever had kids they'd be into like sports and shit.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 20 May 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

Thaaaat's awesome.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 20 May 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

xpost

Yeah, no kidding. I have no idea what to do with a football.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 20 May 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

ha, when my boy was younger he was super into sports and didn't like scary movies, I was like how am I gonna relate to this child lol

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

THREADS got jipped. by Christ that film..

piscesx, Monday, 21 May 2012 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

actually he's growing out of sports naturally, kids his age are starting to take things very seriously and he gets turned off when they get all butthurt about what are, to him, just games that are supposed to be, like, fun

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

oops sorry for turning horror poll into daddyblog, please resume getting butthurt over what is and isn't a horror film

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

One year I took a chance and showed my grade 6 class Cujo for Halloween. I didn't screen it ahead of time, and I winced when some language I'd forgotten about popped up. Sure enough, a parent called the principal the next day. I thought I'd really messed up, but it turned out the parent (who was well known in our community for adopting numerous stray pets) objected to the negative portrayal of St. Bernards in the movie. I've been a lot more careful since then. Basically I tell them, "If it's something you'd want to see, I can't show it; if I can show it, you wouldn't want to see it." Last year we watched The Others, which was pretty mild.

clemenza, Monday, 21 May 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

sure sign that a film is rubbish; no dialogue from it in the trailer. this makes it look more like Phanton Of Paradise or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFspymGVZLY

piscesx, Monday, 21 May 2012 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

I've never seen it, so I can't say for sure, but I'm going to hazard a guess that Kael's preference for the sequel captures her at her loopiest:

Directed by John Boorman, this picture has a visionary crazy grandeur (like that of Fritz Lang's loony METROPOLIS). Some of its telepathic sequences are golden-toned and lyrical, and the film has a swirling, hallucinogenic, apocalyptic quality; it might have been a horror classic if it had had a simpler, less ritzy script...it's winged camp--a horror fairy tale gone wild, another in the long history of moviemakers' king-size follies. There's enough visual magic in it for a dozen good movies; what it lacks is judgment--the first casualty of the moviemaking obsession...

clemenza, Monday, 21 May 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

yeah the others is a good choice for kids. unless pictures of dead victorian children freak them out.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 21 May 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

A lot of that was probably thanks to my fascination with that making of "Thriller" behind the scenes thing and subsequently watching as much stuff about, like, Tom Savini as I could get my hands on. I was totally into all that special effects stuff.

Me, too!!! Also my cool aunt was really into pulpy horror paperbacks so I read some awful stuff starting early. I did a fifth grade book report on Christine and the teacher called my mom. Hmph.

carl agatha, Monday, 21 May 2012 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

it turned out the parent (who was well known in our community for adopting numerous stray pets) objected to the negative portrayal of St. Bernards in the movie.

This is just beyond hilarious.

"It's not so much that I'm bothered with you showing my child a movie where teenagers get murdered in a number of gruesome ways. It's just...I coach a youth hockey team, so hopefully you can understand my concern that these kids might somehow get the wrong idea about hockey masks."

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 21 May 2012 01:18 (twelve years ago) link

Re: Exorcist II, I will rep to some extent for every Exorcist film I've seen (which includes Dominion but not The Beginning), but I will not rep for Exorcist II. I agree that the trailer and a number of clips I saw made it seem like it would at least be an interesting failure or pretty to look at, but it is an almost irredeemably terrible movie.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 21 May 2012 01:22 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that kael review of exorcist ii always struck me as an excellent pre-internet troll job.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 21 May 2012 01:25 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, I read Kael's review before watching it. And then I re-read it after I watched it to make sure that the portion of my brain which interprets written words had not died at some point without my realizing it.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 21 May 2012 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

Finally had a chance to re-check my ballot and I'm doing pretty well: The Vanishing, Seven, Duel, OG Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Hellraiser, Henry and Phantasm all on my ballot.

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Monday, 21 May 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

there seems to be a.. kind of *glam rock dance number* in the trailer for Exorcist 2? is that right?

piscesx, Monday, 21 May 2012 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

Whatever it is, I don't recall its presence in the movie itself.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 21 May 2012 03:20 (twelve years ago) link

I can't believe how many these are not available on Netflix right now.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 21 May 2012 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

Oh did we skip the weekend?? Here I thought I'd missed two days of stuff bcz of work

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 21 May 2012 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

Exprcist II has a p good Morricone sndtrk? Kael isn't the only one who thinks it improves on the first, I think. (I've never seen any of em.)

ever seen the action figure of the gremlin from nightmare at 20000 feet?

Is there a sweaty Shatner (or Lithgow) figure?

I have seen the Norman Bates one.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 May 2012 14:04 (twelve years ago) link

As a kid there were particular scenes that haunted me so much I'd live in terror of accidentally encountering them by flipping through the TV dial. There scenes were so random: what happens to Chocolate-Chip Charlie at the end of The Stuff, the head explosion in Deadly Friend, the guy getting fried in Halloween III, the episode of "Tales from the Darkside" when the zombie grandpa sneezes off his own nose. I'd get physically sick if I thought of any of this stuff for too long.

The Thnig, Monday, 21 May 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

Deadly Friend head explosion is one of my favorite hilariously WTF movie scenes ever.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 21 May 2012 14:35 (twelve years ago) link

"Set in my old HAUNTING grounds of Cab-FREAKY Green!"

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8158/7241656388_5e3a4998e3_o.jpg

55. CANDYMAN
Bernard Rose, USA, 1992
(326 points, 14 votes)

Sorry to come over all Robin Wood, but I liked the way that the first 'Candyman' situated its 'horror' in some kind of socio-economic 'reality', which is quite rare for horror flicks, I think (big exception being 'Dawn Of The Dead', of course.)
― Andrew L, Monday, February 4, 2002 7:00 PM (10 years ago)

okay I just read a description of the "Candyman" sequels and WOW way to fuck up an extremely effective, terrifying movie
― ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Thursday, October 29, 2009 2:23 PM (2 years ago)

it is hard 2 sing "knockin' boots" w/ a mouthful of bees.
― you just freaked out more than our director of lols (Pillbox), Thursday, October 29, 2009 2:44 PM (2 years ago)

(Candyman by Aqua = bettah)
― mark s, Sunday, February 3, 2002 7:00 PM (10 years ago)

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Monday, 21 May 2012 14:35 (twelve years ago) link

Huh, I didn't even think about Candyman during voting. I can see why a bunch of people would have put it on their ballot, though I wouldn't ever think of scoring it particularly high.

emil.y, Monday, 21 May 2012 14:37 (twelve years ago) link

watched this again a couple years ago, holds up pretty well. virginia madsen's kinda the weak link which hurts it since she's you know the lead.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 21 May 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't vote for it, but candyman gets points just for beserkitude. at least it placed higher than hellraiser.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 21 May 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

Candyman is a bomb-ass movie

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 21 May 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

Great score by Glass, but we all know that already.

The Thnig, Monday, 21 May 2012 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

Candyman did a lot to make bathroom mirrors in skeevy apartments way scarier than they already were.

game of crones (La Lechera), Monday, 21 May 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

ever seen the action figure of the gremlin from nightmare at 20000 feet?

Is there a sweaty Shatner (or Lithgow) figure?

they're pretty awesome, if only because they're reproduced in black & white

http://www.actionfigureinsider.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/BBPGREMLIN_pkg.jpg

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 21 May 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

Candyman's one of the best US horror films of the era.

I even quite liked the second one.

Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Monday, 21 May 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

I voted for it. my #35. maybe overrated it looking back at the things that I slotted after it but it is a very well... EXECUTED film.

original bgm, Monday, 21 May 2012 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

...cab-freaky green?

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 21 May 2012 14:53 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I'm totally down with it placing, even if it is above better films... like Threads *sobs*

emil.y, Monday, 21 May 2012 14:53 (twelve years ago) link

most of the movie is set at notorious chicago housing project cabrini-green

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 21 May 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

xpost to stevie

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 21 May 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

Much to my shame I've never watched "Candyman," since I tend to be very disappointed in Clive Barker adaptations.

xpost to all the "things that disturb you" talk, probably my #1 DO NOT WANT as a kid was Augustus Gloop getting stuck in the tube in "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory." Frankly, that movie should've been on my ballot.

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Monday, 21 May 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

feel like the setting is like maybe 40 percent of what makes it an awesome movie

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 21 May 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

RIP Cabrini Green.

Candymam is scary, and yeah, the socio-economic angle is a really interesting tack to take.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 21 May 2012 15:05 (twelve years ago) link


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