The Haunt Of Fear: ILX Top 100 HORROR Movies Poll Results Thread

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Another movie I totally support but didn't vote for.

He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

I voted for Shaun of the Dead (in the comedy poll).

Apartment of Evil (Pillbox), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

"dignify"

sorry, but it's pretty tragic seeing all the eberty "what did lynch mean?" ponderances about mulholland dr when the director himself admits it was an open-ended intro he slammed a cop-out ending onto. If you still enjoy it, great, but when people are like BEST MOVIE EVER...idgi, sorry

da croupier, Friday, 18 May 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

the other reason I have respect for gremlins - at 13 I was a hardcore horror fan, having already seen dawn of the dead, last house on the left, halloween, friday the 13th, eraserhead, and a ton of other v scary movies. but gremlins still won me over, and I ended up going back to see it a couple of times in the theater. its love of grue and willingness to go to some real places (e.g. cates' santa story) helped.

that said, if you humps try to place ghostbusters in this thing we will have words

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

Remember v little abt Gremlins cept Phoebe Cates chimney monologue

havent seen SotD

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

i cut shaun of the dead early on cuz it's a straight-up comedy (albeit one with impressively serious horror trappings). made the same decision about dead alive, though i did come very close to voting for that one. it's not like there's a clear line or anything, though. i did vote for creepshow, after all.

dead alive is such a blast. I can't imagine it won't place.

original bgm, Friday, 18 May 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

"You had to know OLD FRANK would have a slot on this countdown ALL SEWN UP!"

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7239/7221145452_0a2421f8fe_o.jpg

62. FRANKENSTEIN
James Whale, USA, 1931
(301 points, 13 votes)

I want to make a movie called "Drunkenstein"
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Wednesday, July 6, 2011 1:25 PM (10 months ago)

IIRC there are a number of stills shot on the set that aren't actually scenes from the movie.
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, March 3, 2011 4:33 PM (1 year ago)

you think it takes talent to play frankenstein?? it's all, all MAKEUP and, and GRUNTING

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

This would be the first of two films that I voted for in both the comedy and horror polls and which will, deservedly, show up in the results of each. Do not get the SotD reactionaries, but that might be because I'm a 'Murrican.

Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

sorry, but it's pretty tragic seeing all the eberty "what did lynch mean?" ponderances about mulholland dr when the director himself admits it was an open-ended intro he slammed a cop-out ending onto. If you still enjoy it, great, but when people are like BEST MOVIE EVER...idgi, sorry

― da croupier, Friday, May 18, 2012 2:18 PM (3 minutes ago)

I'm with you on the "what does it mean" speculations, they're amusing mind games to play but have little to do with plumbing the actual worth of lynch's aesthetics. it's pretty obv you don't have much respect for his methods or their output, but you sound kinda like a cranky old banker looking at abstract art, "what do you mean he just dreamed it up! balderdash!"

you don't get to be the frank capra of dream logic by playing by the rules

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

if you plead to a mod they might fix that post eric

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

Interviewer: Admit that Mulholland Drive is an open-ended intro you slammed a cop-out ending onto.
Lunch: No! Never!
Interviewer: [Shines desk lamp into Lynch's eyes.] Admit it!
Lynch: OK! OK! It's true! Mulholland Drive is an open-ended intro I slammed a cop-out ending onto. It's all true! [Sobs.]

He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

didn't vote sotd but I liked it alright as far as I can remember.

can't imagine wild zero has a chance anymore now that way more popular horror/comedies have already shown up... but prove me wrong, people!

original bgm, Friday, 18 May 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

yo my kid coulda made Mulholland Drive

Apartment of Evil (Pillbox), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

Already put in a req, Eiii.

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

you sound kinda like a cranky old banker looking at abstract art, "what do you mean he just dreamed it up! balderdash!"

um, except i know i'm not looking at abstract art?

da croupier, Friday, 18 May 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

This would be the first of two films that I voted for in both the comedy and horror polls and which will, deservedly, show up in the results of each. Do not get the SotD reactionaries, but that might be because I'm a 'Murrican.

i'm not at all upset about anything that's placed so far. i love shaun of the dead and am happy to see it show up among the finalists. just explaining why i didn't vote for it.

um, except i know i'm not looking at abstract art?

well, yes and no...

like, i dig eraserhead and inland empire. the commercially-forced seams on mulholland are pretty transparent in comparison.

da croupier, Friday, 18 May 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

Frankenstein was on Fellini's Top 10 in the '92 S&S poll. I know the sequel's wilder, but there's something very pure and very beautiful about the original.

clemenza, Friday, 18 May 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

i'd say that all of david lynch's recent films use a sort of structural abstraction to their advantage, mullholland dr. no more (and no less) so than lost highway and inland empire.

like Shaun of the Dead and put it on my comedy ballot but left it off here (where i did include Dead Alive and a few other horror comedies) when it failed the 'will i feel like part of the problem when it places?' test

some dude, Friday, 18 May 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

I see the same seams in MD but it doesn't dull the power of what he accomplished in the face of a difficult production situation. if anything I respect it more for those reasons.

xps

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

Ugh, fuck off.

― emil.y, Friday, 18 May 2012 19:15 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

Vermicious Knid A (Noodle Vague), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

I am one of the Proud 11 voting for Shaun of the Dead. (I always feel compelled to acknowledge voting for a movie when the first reaction after it's posted is something akin to "Ugh, fuck off.")

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

Mulholland Dr is not structurally abstract. it's a multi-plot tv pilot resolved with a dream ending when producers asked him to wrap the thing up for cinematic release. he just didn't bother removing the plots the dreamer wasn't in. Again, if you enjoy it, great. And you can respect it plenty! It just feels like every BEST MOVIE EVER rave is a lot like very BEST MOVIE EVER rave of Donnie Darko, willfully ignoring what was really going on.

da croupier, Friday, 18 May 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

huh, just checked and I didn't vote for bio zombie and I love that silly movie. it's got heart.

original bgm, Friday, 18 May 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

the commercially-forced seams on mulholland are pretty transparent in comparison.

i guess i agree, but i disagree that this is a problem or a deficiency. the movie's about movie-making, among other things, and the compromises that filmmakers are forced into. that makes a kind of digetic sense of the ways the production narrative you're describing impact the film, and i like the textural variety for its own sake.

no bio zombie on the noms list. mystery solved.

original bgm, Friday, 18 May 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

Mulholland Dr is not structurally abstract. it's a multi-plot tv pilot resolved with a dream ending when producers asked him to wrap the thing up for cinematic release.

those two things don't seem mutually exclusive to me. the circumstances under which the movie was made were whatever they were, but my experience of the events onscreen ultimately has very little to do with that.

very glad to see Cemetery Man placing. now just need Evil Dead II and Jacob's Ladder to turn up and my 3-vote ballot (had i turned one in) will be 100% represented!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

love Colin Clive's "It's alive!" swoon.

42 of you didn't vote for Frankenstein? You of Earth are idiots.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

Shaun of the Dead is overrated. doesn't belong here imho

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

I totally respect and appreciate the Whale-era Frankenstein films, and this totally belongs here, even if it currently serves more as a historically-significant relic than something watched all that regularly. Still though, as a monster, karlov's Frankenstein was probably robbed its last remaining scare potential by Phil Hartman.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_eosGkndaIFM/R6obscETvRI/AAAAAAAACCA/fXQYYP9o1jc/s400/frankenstein.jpg

FIRE BAD

Apartment of Evil (Pillbox), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think I've seen the original Frankenstein since I was like 10. didn't vote for it.

the book is all-time material obviously

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

Just watched Let's Scare Jessica to Death and it was everything I was hoping for.

Melissa W, Friday, 18 May 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

I would hate for Lynch to have removed the "Sum'n bit me BAD!" scene from MD just to hide seams.

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

Thank god del Toro gave up his quest to make yet another Frankenstein.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 May 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not even sure I've seen the entire throws-the-little-girl-into-the-lake scene since it was restored, what, 10-15 years ago?

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

Frankenstein was on Fellini's Top 10 in the '92 S&S poll. I know the sequel's wilder, but there's something very pure and very beautiful about the original.

― clemenza, Friday, May 18, 2012 2:37 PM (1 minute ago)

42 of you didn't vote for Frankenstein? You of Earth are idiots.

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, May 18, 2012 2:45 PM (1 minute ago)

it tore me up to leave the original off my ballot. the sequel is overall the greater film, but karloff's performance in the first movie is a gold standard for horror films. the balance he strikes of pathos and animal brutality is like magic.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

The little girl scene has always been in it; I've been watching that movie for 30 year and I've never not seen it.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 May 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

just the original's creation/lab scene is worth voting for.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

Frankenstein! High on my list. Beautifull! Haunting! (and still a little scary, too)

He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

doesn't belong here imho

This is an odd sentiment to have. This is a poll of a few people's favorite horror movies, not the All Time Forever No Changes Horror Cannon. If enough people liked it enough to vote for it, then it belongs here. You might wish people had different opinions, but this is how these polls work.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not talking about Shaun of the Dead specifically, I just mean that sentiment about any move on this list.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

ok, the restoration was done 26 years ago... meeee ollllld.

In 1986, Universal restored three censored segments, including Maria's death scene, lengthening the movie to 72 minutes for videotape/laser disc release.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

(I know I saw the film on both commercial TV and the PBS outlet and never saw that scene in my youth)

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

Was going to say, I feel like that scene was always there. Because it has been since I've first watched it.

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link


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