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Do crappy versions of them in Paint and post them.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 26 March 2004 11:13 (twenty years ago) link

If I had the time and the webspace, I would :(

robster (robster), Friday, 26 March 2004 11:16 (twenty years ago) link

this thread should have "Everything Counts" in the background

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 26 March 2004 11:19 (twenty years ago) link

I really hate this contrived shit
http://www.djmo.nl/business.jpeg

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 26 March 2004 13:23 (twenty years ago) link

Oh but it's so artfully cluttered and beautifully lit. Cindy Sherman would love it.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 26 March 2004 13:25 (twenty years ago) link

And I wonder why there are always database entries that consist of nothing but mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...

Psycho Kate (kate), Friday, 26 March 2004 13:25 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.americanphoto.co.jp/pages/onlinecatalog/Previews/business-136.jpg

"my place is just around the corner"

"for the last time, NO!"

stevem (blueski), Friday, 26 March 2004 13:53 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.erau.edu/0Universe/Images/solutions/stock-sm.jpg

"as you can see here if you want Tabitha as well then it will cost extra"

"very resonable!"

stevem (blueski), Friday, 26 March 2004 13:55 (twenty years ago) link

This is on the wall in my office

http://www.hswpa.org/Privacy%20Policy/lighthouse%20wave-edited.jpg

robster (robster), Friday, 26 March 2004 13:57 (twenty years ago) link

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040323/capt.sge.alu20.230304062719.photo00.default-268x384.jpg
I am an overwhelmed and confused business person. Which decison is right for me and my Fortune-100 company? Oooh, if only there were a consulting firm that could help me. One that's solution-based, that would take the time to understand my needs. ©

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:16 (twenty years ago) link

haha

stevem (blueski), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:21 (twenty years ago) link

http://tombotte.com/fark/chuck_woollery_crackhouse_orig.jpg

m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:55 (twenty years ago) link

that looks like Mel Gibson praising his God

stevem (blueski), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:57 (twenty years ago) link

Alas, it's just Chuck Woolery praising America's God.

m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:13 (twenty years ago) link

Tragically I actually used this on a client's website I was creating for an MA project:
http://itsuite.it.bton.ac.uk/student/IWM14/group2/Rachel/MattWood/businesspeople.jpg

Archel (Archel), Friday, 26 March 2004 16:08 (twenty years ago) link

"don't worry about it, no one can see us here"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 26 March 2004 16:58 (twenty years ago) link

ABA Journal to thread

webcrack (music=crack), Friday, 26 March 2004 17:06 (twenty years ago) link

three years pass...
http://images.worldofstock.com/slides/PRO1520.jpg

Seduction in the office Stock Photography
Image ID: PRO1520
Stock Photo By: Insadco Photography

kingfish, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

those horny career gals, will they ever learn?

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.inmagine.com/img/pixtal/pt154/CD154060.jpg
hahhaahhahahahaha

and what, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Seriously. Look how much fun they're having! When corporate bros high five and celebrate their bro-dom! They know they're getting serious business done.

kingfish, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

seductee kind of looks like KD Lang

milo z, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

that jpg is what i imagine old white dudes voting for obama imagine 2008 will be like

and what, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

seductee looks 13

s1ocki, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...

https://uma.att.com/assets/images/product_tv.jpg

ROFFFLLOOLLL SEX AND TEH CITY IS ON BUT HE WANTS TO WATCH SPORTS

admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

The Microsoft Surface launched with the classic "supportive woman puts arm round her man as he enjoys the latest technology" publicity pic:

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/technology/microsoftmilan.jpg

Alba, Thursday, 19 July 2007 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link

"This is why I love you, you're SO clever!"

admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 20:22 (sixteen years ago) link

https://uma.att.com/assets/images/sl_mainphoto.jpg

admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link

The free giveaway Nintendo 2007 catalog has some great images of your standard middleclass white family with 2.3 children. As shown in the nicely furnished living room, the husband & wife enjoy battling on their DSes in the foreground, while two energetic urchins jump up & down from their enjoyment of Wii Tennis.

kingfish, Thursday, 19 July 2007 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

http://www.jupiterimages.com/popup2.aspx?navigationSubType=itemdetails&itemID=23284450

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/50/44/23284450.jpg
Item Description
A nervous patient lying on the bed with a doctor putting on latex gloves in the background

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 23 June 2008 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link

http://musicforchange.com/cms/images/business.jpg

m coleman, Monday, 23 June 2008 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.danger.com/images/inline_business-model.gif

m coleman, Monday, 23 June 2008 23:53 (fifteen years ago) link

http://careers.renaissancegroup.com/img/upload/00000205_1.jpg

m coleman, Monday, 23 June 2008 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.culverhotel.com/business%20suite%20sepia.jpg

m coleman, Monday, 23 June 2008 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

http://images.inmagine.com/img/pixtal/pt154/CD154057.jpg
http://images.inmagine.com/img/pixtal/pt154/CD154060.jpg

Domenech and Henry larking about in comedy "nerd" spectacles?

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 10:45 (fifteen years ago) link

I know that someone's already posted a PF album cover upthread, but most of these images remind me of:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/Dsothunder-250.jpg

snoball, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 11:40 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Still love this stuff:

http://www.agliolo.com/images/zbusiness*/creditcard.jpg

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 6 May 2010 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link

"Damn! Why didn't I think to bring a net and a bushel?"

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 6 May 2010 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...
seven months pass...

omg.

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't even understand who takes these photos?? So the idea of stock photog is you can photograph anything and just wait and hope someone, SOMEDAY, wants to use it??

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

fantastic

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Sunday, 2 November 2014 00:57 (nine years ago) link

bump in case anyone missed this^

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link

http://ak9.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/884743/preview/stock-footage-real-estate-agent-showing-couple-a-house.jpg

"So, Mr. and Mrs. Bardreaux, what else can I do for you?"

"You can get the fuck off my new yard."

pplains, Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link

http://calldenverhome.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Sell-Your-House.jpg

"Hello, 9-1-1?"

pplains, Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link

<3333

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link

http://saportareport.com/leadership/homemortgages/files/2012/04/open-house-real-estate-agent-sellers-lg.jpg

"Coooommmmmmee Innnnnnn! Come In and Staayyyyyyyy!"

pplains, Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link

http://arslexis.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Perfect-Real-Estate-Agent.jpg

"But doesn't it bother you that she took our souls for downpayment?"

"Eh, can't really beat 3.9 percent though."

pplains, Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link

Daddy, tell me about 2003.

http://www.mynewsletterbuilder.com/ex/template_content_corner/ex57/images/real-estate-agent-636.jpg

"Well, houses had these awful brick facades, bald African American men were compelled to wear BlueTooth sets 24 hours a day and generic yard signs without logos or phone numbers were always used for realistic effect."

pplains, Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link

"But now, honey, we live in the future!"

http://lisslawboston.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/realtor.gif

pplains, Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...
five months pass...

http://www.loganzillmerphoto.com/portfolio/

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

Ha:

http://womensmilingalonewithsalesforce.tumblr.com/

Works either as sincere captioning or the most deadpan shit ever

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 11 November 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link


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