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oh man i stopped reading that thread after i told nitsuh to blow me.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

today's the kind of day that makes me nostalgic for when i used to have a car. i would totally love to ditch work an hour early and instead of going back to the city just head west down roosevelt until i'm out in farm country with the windows down and the black & whites cranked on the stereo.

instead i'm going to get on the stuffy bus then on the pee-smelling blue line then on another goddamn bus and schlep myself back to my spiderhole in the ukrainian village.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

haha horseshoe JOHN CUNN1NGHAM BEAT YOU TO IT

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I LOVE YOU, JAYMC!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

dude kevin will you ysi the black and whites already

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

that is the closing shot of the best movie never made

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"well, TP*, looks like our work here is done."



*Tiny Pony

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

it'd be like a turner & hooch type thing except with tiny pony and dude y/n

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, starring owen wilson and gene hackman???

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I SMELL A HIT

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

rw, will do tonight. despite paypalling shattered for the single back in fucking february and emailing senor reatard about it a week and a half ago i still haven't seen the black and whites 7" on shattered (which is supposed to be the better of the two). the b side to the one i have is ok but the a side is a fucking slice of goddamn perfection. hand claps, a great hook, OOOOOOO-ooooooo background vocals.... awz.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i would pay at least $40 to go see owen wilson mug with a tiny pony on a big screen

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I SMELL A SHIT

-- river wolf, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:23 PM (38 seconds ago)


fixed.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Owen Wilson + tiny pony=so much adorable I will die

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

owen wilson

tiny pony

they're cops

ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

ghost rider can we have a writing weekend mary shelley style for this movie y/n

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

y y y

ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

mary shelley style?

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

at the end, he eats the pony, yes?

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

didn't she write Frankenstein over a weekend at a castle or something

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

romantic

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

that is sick and uh gross, Mr. Que!!!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe stop being a better English major than me, rw.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i want owen wilson to say WILD...PONY...pow...pow at some point in this movie ok

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

ponies are delicious

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

like the pony gets him drunk accidentally and he says that and hijinks occur

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

owen wilson and tiny pony ride off in the friscalating dusklight

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

no, we will need you to provide a critical exegesis for the DVD

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

HORSESHOE

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

YAY!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes i just deleted 90% of my gmail inbox by deleting msgs with attachments WTF PUT THE PAST AWAY


RIP N00DZ 2004-2007

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

how does he meet the pony? at the state fair, he's chasing a robber, right?

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://cinepad.com/images/barton.jpg
river wolf and ghost rider writing owen wilson and tiny pony are friends: the motion picture

ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

pony dumps a bucket of water on the robber somehow, with little pony feet. also robber falls in pile of horseshit.

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

wow that looks just like you guys, too. uncanny.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i like that title, we are off to a good start

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly john turturro looks like tracer hand.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I dunno, that pic of ghost rider is a little one-note

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

mr que otm: he is chasing a robber through a state fair and is about to lose him except that TP trips him

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

they will hilariously disrupt a black-tie affair while chasing a terrorist, at some point

ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also, special OW/TP move: TP stands behind criminal, OW pushes him over

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't need points at all, just thank me in the credits before you thank the pony.

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I have to say, everything about Tracer Hand that is inferrable from ILX leads me to believe he is the most likable person ever.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

OW has to play good cop to TP's bad cop, of course.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

spike lee cameo to say, of tiny pony, "it's gotta be the shoes"

ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

horseshoe 8080

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

tracer hand IS the most likable person ever! one time we got drunk drinking straight pints of woodford's at hstencil's house and then he went straight to work, at mlb, and i was like, there goes the best bro who has ever lived, i look forward to reading his game recaps tonight.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf and ghost rider, you guys are very good at your jobs. here!
http://www.ilike.org.uk/stuff/sweets/japan/images/pocky.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

there needs to be a joke about pony kegs in there, too

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link


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