recently on ILX Dreams...

A tall building was on fire and I was trying to put it out by myself. Abbott and Ned showed up in fire fighter gear with hoses (though I don't remember a real fire engine anywhere). I think we saved lives!

lol snoball those are hilarious. I am mad at Jasper this morning. He barked late into the night and wouldn't go to sleep. Jasper is a big jerk (today).

lol snoball those are hilarious. I am mad at Jasper this morning. He barked late into the night and wouldn't go to sleep. Jasper is a big jerk (today).

METHINKS SNOBALL'S DREAM WAS NO COINCIDENCE ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQd3jxth5k

:)

Dr. Jekyll Benson and Mr. Hyde Jasper

otm

jaspers real name is fitzgerald, say i (obnoxiously)

i was sunbathing on a tiny island (no more than a hump rising out of a tropical ocean) and trayce was on a deckchair on another island and my island starting disintegrating in the waves and hers didn't and she just lolled.

hahahaha

well you are on a tiny islamnd and she is on a huge island irl right?

Me, jjjusten, ahoyhoy, aerosmith driving from Minnesota to Pittsburgh to shoot a film version of Where The Wild Things are in one weekend. We got off the interstate in Ohio in some suburban town where everybody was getting in fights and yelling at each other. We roll into this strip mall where there's a beauty parlor so jjjusten can buy curlers. Everybody gets excited once we get out of the car because we discovered that we can turn into cartoons and race around the parking-lot. ahoyhoy turns into yoshi from mario brothers. Then there are two bad guys on motorcycles. ahoyhoy really wants to race them, but then these ufos come down.

also, a couple nights ago, there was a dream where homosexual ii worked at my office. she was dressed like mayim bialik from blossom. There was some crazy stuff that happened like a wild shootout and a pitbull and a house sliding backwards into a ravine, but I waited kinda long to get this one down, so I forgot most of it.

i was sunbathing on a tiny island (no more than a hump rising out of a tropical ocean) and trayce was on a deckchair on another island and my island starting disintegrating in the waves and hers didn't and she just lolled.

Choice.

I was standing in my back garden with frogbs, who was waving around a rifle and saying how much he liked to shoot things. Just then a small red and white biplane flew overhead, piloted by a Chinese woman. frogbs shot at the plane, breaking off the propeller. The pilot was forced to make an emergency landing on my street.

I dreamt that I was in a car in NYC with some other people one of whom may or may not have been RS, I cna't be sure. We passed by a park with pillars on top of which 4 people were seated. Max and his girlfriend were 2 of those 4. I said, "Hey! It's Max!" and then made a mental note of where we'd seen them and then made a mental note of where we were (W Side Hgwy) so that I could post to the spot a random ILXor thread. Too much time etc. :/

There may have been one too many "mental notes" in that post. Also, typos.

<beat starts>
and then made a mental note <record scratching noises>
and then made a mental note WIKI-WIKI-WAH!!!
and then made a mental note <record scratching noises>
and then made a mental note <James Brown sample>

i had a dream i was writing letters to the editor of Vogue magazine imploring them to stop running kenan's self-portraits in every issue. i may have asked a few other ilxors to do the same but i cant recall who

I had a dream that gr8080 was running for president.

that's all I remember.

for presidetn

a few nights back i had a dream where me and ned were trying to outrun the police in a depression-era jalopy because we were paper moon-esque bible salesmen scam artists. ned had a handlebar mustache even though his hair was still long. i wore a derby hat and kept berating him. the only line i remember was "we wouldn't be in this mess if you could just keep it in your pants!"

kenny rogers's "the gambler" was the soundtrack. so i woke up confused as to whether the dream was "real" or i was dreaming about a movie ned and i had starred in.

OK thats fantastic.

it needs to be a movie, obv

"call me mint jelly, cause I'm on the lam!"

looooool

"we wouldn't be in this mess if you could just keep it in your pants!"

dying.

terse and unfriendly antipodean ilxors had taken over my living room and wouldn't leave

sorry I just have STUFF going on ok geez

imagining the funswick zing crew hanging upside down like bats

further confused by my not rly knowing what any of them look like, and estela in particular being somewhat zingy under questioning

They all have BEARDS. Esp the ladies.

Three years ago Shakey Mo Collier started a thread about Shoney's, the restaurant. There were only two posts, both by Shakey, then nothing for several years. I revived it. There was a crappy, MS Paint-y picture of Arkansas onto which I wrote "ONLY 2 LEFT *FROWNY FACE*." Which is true irl. One's in Harrison, the other in West Memphis. Breakfast Bar!

I'm still waiting for white castle in AR somewhere other than west Memphis. WMWC.

I was in a motorik alt-country band with pplains. We went to go see Casablanca in Chicago with sunny successor and the Reverend. It was actually a Looney Tunes version of Phantom of the Opera. On the way out in the parking garage, I tried to make a joke "I hope we don't get Batmanned", incorrectly thinking that Bruce Wayne's parents were murdered after watching Casablanca*. We drove across town to what was supposed to be a nice restaurant. When we get there, the whole place is orange and they serve only yams. Sunny says "no one's going to want to eat orange food off of orange plates in an orange restaurant!"

*according to wikipedia it was Zorro.

dreamt that ilx user jbr and i were on jeopardy, except it was more like $25,000 pyramid because we had to elicit the correct answers from each other with clues. one of the answers questions was neatsfoot oil, which baseball players use to break in new gloves. i don't think we got that one. the final jeopardy answer was the song "the rat" by the walkmen. we won $45,000.

dreamed that Eric H and Dr Morbs were teaching me about horror movies. we were sitting on swings in a playground and feeding sparrows

it was lovely :D

I had a dream that me and gr8080 planned to go jetskiing, but we were hanging out in a dark bar in jet ski clothes instead, and he had an animal fetus in a jar and was being really creepy about it.

At one point he did this comically exaggerated heavy breathing and said, "I'M CREEPY."

Not much of a dream, really, but anyways: I was overlooking an ILM compilation album w/recordings from various ILXors. Plain white cardboard jacket, user names just typewritten on top. The only "actual" names I remember seeing were Gear and gr8080, the rest were imaginary names like "123GO!123" and "userfish". I'd apparently recorded my own contribution to the album but called myself "fearofmusic" for some reason.

userfish, omg.

as sunlight obscures the stars by day, so does wakefulness obscure the fact that we are still dreaming

I had a dream Stevie D opened a little outdoor kiosk that sold small pieces of pre-wrapped fancy cheese and alcoholic drinks. It was maybe the size of a rotating comic book rack with a little bar. I showed up and he was super happy to see me, and handed me a big glass of rosé that had price tags floating in it. Stevie was very congenial and chatty with everyone, spending lots of time with each customer. I listened in on the other people at the kiosk – two female friends of his saying it was going to be a horrible failure because no one like cheese that's been sitting out in the sun. A guy came up to order a margarita: "I really liked the drink you made me last time, Steve, but it took two hours." Stevie took out a bottle of sand art, like you make at a carnival, and poured half a bottle of tequila into it. He told me later running the kiosk and dying his hair red were both punishments meted out to him for trying to steal the sun.

lol

I bet a cheese and booze kiosk would go down well at a railway station. Set up a worldwide franchise. The logo could be a Starbucks stylised sun face.

Stevie took out a bottle of sand art, like you make at a carnival, and poured half a bottle of tequila into it.

love this so very much!

Oh. My God.

elmo argonaut owned and operated some pizza place that I think I may have worked at and he decided to open up a salon next door on 31st St called "31st Salon" (instead of 31st St Salon, idk why) and he wanted me to singlehandedly operate and close on Wed nights even though I have no experience whatsoever with hair cutting/coloring, so he made me a chart on a piece of black poster board telling how to mix the colors and apply them. And then he just left and someone wanted their hair trimmed and dyed white and I just fumbled around looking for the dye and things until I woke up.

was at a Bowie in-store appearance in what hadda be the late '70s, cept I had a copy of Squeezing Out Sparks for him to sign. Emblematically, was trying to get out of there before my turn came.

sorry none of you were in it (or alive)

sorry, Steve, I am a terrible salon owner. :(

-Mookieproof picked me up in his car, then spent the long drive teasing me about drinking too much and kept asking me why I dye my hair red.
I LIKE IT, OK?? Also I like booze. Pick on my sore spots why don't you :(