nah, I can only assume Zooey would name is Moondoggie or something xp
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:35 (twelve years ago) link
It, not is. Siri. You know.
Zooey "Moondoggie" Deschanel
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:35 (twelve years ago) link
i felt kind of bad for her, really -- she didn't get to do anything but jump around, provide reaction shots, be a nag, and get spurned. that's kind of a bummer, but i'm sure she gets to have more fun and/or do more things in other parts of the show.
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:37 (twelve years ago) link
the two funniest scenes this show has ever had were when she was trying out her "kinky" sex moves on Justin Long and pretty much the entire episode with their landlord
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:39 (twelve years ago) link
she tried out her kinky sex moves on her landlord AND justin long? yikes.
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:40 (twelve years ago) link
justin long IS her landlord
― dayo, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:42 (twelve years ago) link
honestly, the landlord episode is one of my favorite episodes of television from the past season (others include the Community Christmas episode and pretty much the entirety of Happy Endings)
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:49 (twelve years ago) link
Samuel L Jackson, OTOH, has never made gazpacho in his life
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, April 30, 2012 1:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i dunno man
― some dude, Monday, April 30, 2012 1:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
thakig u
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 02:02 (twelve years ago) link
http://chzautocowrecks.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/mobile-phone-texting-autocorrect-your-whimsy-only-gets-you-so-far-zooey.jpg
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 14:52 (twelve years ago) link
*applauds*
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
If you need your phone to tell you it is raining, you should probably be in some sort of assisted living facility.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
i think the whole Deschanel old timey hipster act is in part aspiring to that, young healthy women who want to act like helpless old ladies and listen to bluegrass or w/e
― some dude, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/siri-im-bleeding-really-bad-can-you-call-me-an-ambulance.png
― frogbs, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:46 (twelve years ago) link
ahahaha
― markers, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:48 (twelve years ago) link
what bothers me the most about the Sam Jackson one is the part where he says "remind me to put the gazpatcho on ice...unless you like hotspatcho" - I get that Siri is supposed to recognize conversational English, but literally telling jokes to an inanimate object is something nobody would ever do unless they were actually a lunatic
― frogbs, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:11 (twelve years ago) link
Oh yeah, his kills me. And 'tell me where I can buy X for my risotto..' dude, Siri doesn't care about your risotto. She just wants to google shit for you.
I'm bitter because Canadian iPhones don't have the functionality for Siri to look up places nearby for you :(
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:34 (twelve years ago) link
They should make a follow-up where a jealous Siri sabotages his date
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link
Siri Alan.
― Mark G, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:39 (twelve years ago) link
I can't find the New Girl thread with the search function? Wanted to talk about that last episode. Schmidt's and Cece's breakup was actually kind of sad.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
Rolling "New Girl" televison show thread
(quotes in titles make things hard to search for, in my experience)
― koogs, Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
can she seem like a girl from Butcher Holler? Sissy Spacek leaves some big shoes to fill.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/zooey-deschanel-lands-lead-role-in-broadways-coal-miners-daughter-20120511
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link
She probably tweeted max to play her dad cuz of his resemblance to Levon Helm.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link
It's gonna be like Lil Abner.
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link
is there a thread dedicated to New Girl? the show is CRAZY good
― Ryan's taint is definitely unavoidable. (stevie), Monday, 12 November 2012 11:21 (eleven years ago) link
I love New Girl. Schmidt is one of the most awesome comic creations ever. I'd kind of like to see him and Barney Stinson team up.
― comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 12 November 2012 11:43 (eleven years ago) link
there is a thread for new girl but it doesn't look very active i guess :Rolling "New Girl" televison show thread
― Jibe, Monday, 12 November 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL2ekEeMk0Q
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
woah, written by mrs. croupier!
― these markers love soda (some dude), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://laist.com/2012/12/12/zooey_deschanel_doppelganger.php#photo-1
― buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://laist.com/upload/2012/12/Zooey-4.jpg?891
― buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
looks more like karen carpenter tbh
― some dude, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
Rainy days and Mondays always make me drown
― buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
Looks more like Genesis P Orridge.
― earth of (snoball), Monday, 31 December 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
^^
― the late great, Monday, 31 December 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 31 December 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
Plus, Amanda Barrie
― Mark G, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
Exactly who I'm afraid of meeting through OK Cupid.
― Yo Leon, what's this all about? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/M46VSuQ.jpg
― 乒乓, Saturday, 20 April 2013 00:47 (eleven years ago) link
damn, damn, damn
― some dude, Saturday, 20 April 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
<3 zooey, h8 the backlash
― authentically inauthentic (Pat Finn), Saturday, 20 April 2013 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/ZooeyDeschanel/status/325417339803824128
― markers, Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:15 (eleven years ago) link
she seems a little too eager to deny her involvement in that tweet, don't you think?
― authentically inauthentic (Pat Finn), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.thenonblonde.com/2013/05/zooey-deschanel-unrecognizable-at-met.html
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
"unrecognizable"? really?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
she kinda is though
― Number None, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
I didn't recognize her at all.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
that is so weird
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:51 (eleven years ago) link
I was like "no way is that Zooey Deschanel" and then I saw the close up of the purse
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link