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I MEAN IF THERE ARE PONIES THERE WILL BE NO PEACE

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

guys, never learn to actually give a flying shit about money

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

it is a gateway to screaming FUCK really loud in public while being dead sober and not injured

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't understand, Tom

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

alternatively learn to give a fuck about money and be the kind of person who takes their boss and their bank to court every few months

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

sure national academies i will apply for a job with you why the hell not

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't want to talk about money

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

80 fucking 80

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't get paid, so I had to call my new boss and complain, so he said he was going to pay me via automated transfer, but that didn't happen, so he said he'd send me my paycheck via FedEx Saturday Delivery, which they of course delivered to the wrong address so it was more like Landlady Sunday Delivery, and my bank is USAA which doesn't have normal ATMs and branches so they give you postage-paid deposit envelopes to send in paper money/checks if you need to, but the last ones we have aren't USPS postage paid envelopes, they're some kind of weird UPS bullshit you have to drop off at the UPS Store, so I go there and nearly kill the little old korean lady when she politely tells me they aren't doing that anymore, plus one of my automated bills went off today and depleted our checking account so I couldn't even get "lunch" at Naan & Beyond to cheer myself up, so I just screamed FUCK to nobody in particular, over by I DIED's building.

I should bill both USAA and my new boss for any capital gains taxes I incur in 2007 as a result of having to shore up our checking account by selling mutual fund shares. Again. It's no fun living on a single income!

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

wives > roommates

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I make it sound like I don't actually want to kill anyone, please don't be mistaken, I definitely want to kill someone

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i know this is gun thread related nonsense but this paper that vahid posted is pretty friggin' good, if yr into that sort of thing

http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/full/314/7089/1271

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

JW OTM re: living situations

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

guys but i don't have a wife :(

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i have neither, i guess that's a happy medium

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

My life is changing
in so many ways
I don't know who
to trust anymore
There's a shadow running
thru my days
Like a beggar going
from door to door.

I was thinking that
maybe I'd get a maid
Find a place nearby
for her to stay.
Just someone
to keep my house clean,
Fix my meals and go away.

A maid. A man needs a maid.
A maid.

It's hard to make that change
When life and love
turns strange.
And old.

To give a love,
you gotta live a love.
To live a love,
you gotta be "part of"
When will I see you again?

A while ago somewhere
I don't know when
I was watching
a movie with a friend.
I fell in love with the actress.
She was playing a part
that I could understand.

A maid. A man needs a maid.
A maid.

When will I see you again?

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't have a wife, either

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I could srsly use a wife.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

will you marry me?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

tiny shaggy ponies > wives > roommates

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I will! yay!

xpost

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

gay

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i wrote a song for the band i'm not in called "let's get married!"

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

yes!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

marrying tiny shaggy pony > tiny shaggy pony > wifey > roommate

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

basically it goes something like

u r pretty
and i like you
u r nice to me
when i'm feeling blue

LET'S GET MARRIED LET'S GET MARRIED LET'S GET MARRIED LET'S GET MARRIED

etc.

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

ysi?

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

eating tiny shaggy pony > marrying tiny shaggy pony > tiny shaggy pony > wifey > divorcing tiny shaggy pony > roommate

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i like that song, you will go far with it

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i haven't recorded it yet

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

okay, it would be really petty for me to point out to Alfred in the gun thread that his dad couldn't watch the Dolphins on Saturdays anyway, unless they made it to the playoffs lol yeah right, right?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

oh snap

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes i just deleted 90% of my gmail inbox by deleting msgs with attachments WTF PUT THE PAST AWAY

― 69, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man i stopped reading that thread after i told nitsuh to blow me.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

today's the kind of day that makes me nostalgic for when i used to have a car. i would totally love to ditch work an hour early and instead of going back to the city just head west down roosevelt until i'm out in farm country with the windows down and the black & whites cranked on the stereo.

instead i'm going to get on the stuffy bus then on the pee-smelling blue line then on another goddamn bus and schlep myself back to my spiderhole in the ukrainian village.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

haha horseshoe JOHN CUNN1NGHAM BEAT YOU TO IT

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I LOVE YOU, JAYMC!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

dude kevin will you ysi the black and whites already

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.buzzle.com/img/articleImages/441027-16.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

that is the closing shot of the best movie never made

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"well, TP*, looks like our work here is done."

*Tiny Pony

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

it'd be like a turner & hooch type thing except with tiny pony and dude y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, starring owen wilson and gene hackman???

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I SMELL A HIT

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

rw, will do tonight. despite paypalling shattered for the single back in fucking february and emailing senor reatard about it a week and a half ago i still haven't seen the black and whites 7" on shattered (which is supposed to be the better of the two). the b side to the one i have is ok but the a side is a fucking slice of goddamn perfection. hand claps, a great hook, OOOOOOO-ooooooo background vocals.... awz.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i would pay at least $40 to go see owen wilson mug with a tiny pony on a big screen

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I SMELL A SHIT

-- river wolf, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:23 PM (38 seconds ago)

fixed.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Owen Wilson + tiny pony=so much adorable I will die

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

owen wilson

tiny pony

they're cops

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

ghost rider can we have a writing weekend mary shelley style for this movie y/n

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

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