Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

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"I don't think they're happy I refused the probe."

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. (hugo), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

"oh yeahh.... all right... take it easy baby... make it last-make it last all niyeet... she was... an amahrican girl"

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

Both the rectum-related ones made me irl lol.

Trienne of Barf (Leee), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't get the "Marco" thing either, I thought it was some oblique reference to Italian poolboys.

It sort of is, in fact.

Trienne of Barf (Leee), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago) link

ya I don't think we really do Marco Polo in the UK. I remember I learned it from one of the Monkey Island games.

michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:27 (twelve years ago) link

people used to say it to each other when i was a kid and i had no idea wtf they were talking about. i assumed it had something to do with doing it

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago) link

"Just think of the gas mileage that thing must get. Probably some republican hunting nut."

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link

"can you believe that this asshole's been tailgating us for five million light years?"

michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 05:06 (twelve years ago) link

people used to say it to each other when i was a kid and i had no idea wtf they were talking about. i assumed it had something to do with doing it
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S)

lol, i also assumed everything that i didn't understand as a kid MUST be about sex

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

"You said this was a shortcut."

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

"Dip, don't dazzle"

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ was gonna do something like that but figured it was UK-centric :D

aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

"can you believe that this asshole's been tailgating us for five million light years?"

― michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 1:06 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think this is the best one so far

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

^ yeah, was gonna say

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

"These donks are getting more outlandish every year. What are those, 56s?"

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

"Just keep driving, we'll be fine once we hit the Arizona border"

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

"slow ride! duh-nuht nuh-nuh na-nuht! take it EA-ZY! duh-nuht nuh-nuh na-nuht!"

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

^second favorite

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

"I just can't understand why the state keeps giving them licences"

diafiyhm (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

"so apparently they don't LIKE being identified"

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

"I wish tractor beams had a low setting."

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

or the easy new yorkery one:
"for god's sake Margaret, just let them pass!"

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/04/30/p465/120430_contest_p465.jpg

"I don't know anyone called Marco!"

Mark G, Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

"I"m sorry honey, he has droit du seigneur."

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

"i TOLD you to wait an hour"

"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

"but you're the one who wanted to see titanic in super 3d"

"But I thought you said you were ok with trying out my manga porn fantasy"

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

high early standard on this one, DJP and forks in particular

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

yeah you should submit that dan

iatee, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

"put your mother down NOW"

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

"Eh...too blonde. 6."

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

"I"m sorry honey, he has droit du seigneur."

― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:49 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"i TOLD you to wait an hour"

― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:52 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^can't choose. both perfect

Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

"honey, you know i left my glasses in the car. help with what?"

"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

"just relax, it's more scared of you than you are of it"

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

"christ, what an octopus"

"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

"Don't worry, it's a vegatarian!"

Mark G, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

"MI6 actually"

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 09:18 (twelve years ago) link

"I'm attempting to circumvent the ridiculous luggage restrictions imposed by this airline!!!!!!"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 09:42 (twelve years ago) link

"Get off my case"

Touché Gödel (ledge), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 09:49 (twelve years ago) link

"Well I don't care if Bill Murray could 'make it work', I feel like an idiot"

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 10:32 (twelve years ago) link

"It's not my fault you had the venti instead of the grande."

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 10:37 (twelve years ago) link

"What do you mean 'except' the kitchen sink?"

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 10:48 (twelve years ago) link

"Damn, I think I forgot my toothbrush"

"Oh god, my toothbrush just went straight up my asshole"

goole, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

"Robodude 9000 feels no pain.... no pain...."

"wearing sunglasses on a plane, how obnoxious."

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 12:24 (twelve years ago) link

technically i'm a human suitcase, but i wear many hats

biggie smallclothes (brownie), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 12:56 (twelve years ago) link

lto

Mark G, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link


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