"I don't think they're happy I refused the probe."
― You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. (hugo), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link
"oh yeahh.... all right... take it easy baby... make it last-make it last all niyeet... she was... an amahrican girl"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
Both the rectum-related ones made me irl lol.
― Trienne of Barf (Leee), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago) link
I didn't get the "Marco" thing either, I thought it was some oblique reference to Italian poolboys.
It sort of is, in fact.
ya I don't think we really do Marco Polo in the UK. I remember I learned it from one of the Monkey Island games.
― michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:27 (twelve years ago) link
people used to say it to each other when i was a kid and i had no idea wtf they were talking about. i assumed it had something to do with doing it
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago) link
"Just think of the gas mileage that thing must get. Probably some republican hunting nut."
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link
"can you believe that this asshole's been tailgating us for five million light years?"
― michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 05:06 (twelve years ago) link
people used to say it to each other when i was a kid and i had no idea wtf they were talking about. i assumed it had something to do with doing it― Mad God 40/40 (Z S)
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
"You said this was a shortcut."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link
"Dip, don't dazzle"
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ was gonna do something like that but figured it was UK-centric :D
― aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
― michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 1:06 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I think this is the best one so far
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
^ yeah, was gonna say
― yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
"These donks are getting more outlandish every year. What are those, 56s?"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link
"Just keep driving, we'll be fine once we hit the Arizona border"
― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
"slow ride! duh-nuht nuh-nuh na-nuht! take it EA-ZY! duh-nuht nuh-nuh na-nuht!"
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link
^second favorite
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
"I just can't understand why the state keeps giving them licences"
― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link
"so apparently they don't LIKE being identified"
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link
"I wish tractor beams had a low setting."
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:40 (twelve years ago) link
or the easy new yorkery one: "for god's sake Margaret, just let them pass!"
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/04/30/p465/120430_contest_p465.jpg
"I don't know anyone called Marco!"
― Mark G, Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link
"I"m sorry honey, he has droit du seigneur."
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:49 (twelve years ago) link
"i TOLD you to wait an hour"
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:52 (twelve years ago) link
"but you're the one who wanted to see titanic in super 3d"
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link
"But I thought you said you were ok with trying out my manga porn fantasy"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:13 (twelve years ago) link
high early standard on this one, DJP and forks in particular
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
yeah you should submit that dan
― iatee, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
"put your mother down NOW"
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:20 (twelve years ago) link
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link
"Eh...too blonde. 6."
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:49 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:52 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^^^can't choose. both perfect
― Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link
"honey, you know i left my glasses in the car. help with what?"
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link
"just relax, it's more scared of you than you are of it"
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link
"christ, what an octopus"
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link
"Don't worry, it's a vegatarian!"
― Mark G, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:29 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/05/14/p465/120514_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 08:52 (twelve years ago) link
"MI6 actually"
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 09:18 (twelve years ago) link
"I'm attempting to circumvent the ridiculous luggage restrictions imposed by this airline!!!!!!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 09:42 (twelve years ago) link
"Get off my case"
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 09:49 (twelve years ago) link
"Well I don't care if Bill Murray could 'make it work', I feel like an idiot"
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 10:32 (twelve years ago) link
"It's not my fault you had the venti instead of the grande."
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 10:37 (twelve years ago) link
"What do you mean 'except' the kitchen sink?"
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 10:48 (twelve years ago) link
"Damn, I think I forgot my toothbrush"
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 12:06 (twelve years ago) link
"Oh god, my toothbrush just went straight up my asshole"
― goole, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 12:18 (twelve years ago) link
"Robodude 9000 feels no pain.... no pain...."
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 12:21 (twelve years ago) link
"wearing sunglasses on a plane, how obnoxious."
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 12:24 (twelve years ago) link
technically i'm a human suitcase, but i wear many hats
― biggie smallclothes (brownie), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 12:56 (twelve years ago) link
lto
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link