"that may look like a ufo that is immediately behind us but it is actually a streetlamp that is in the foreground. representing three dimensions in a two-dimensional medium can be difficult."
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago) link
go forks!
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link
"did you bring condoms?"
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link
"i'm so glad that i just had my anus whitened"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link
"Maybe it's time we upgraded to a space barge."
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link
"Orson will be pleased."
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link
"Fuck, I hate cops."
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link
"You first."
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link
"You've got your papers, right?"
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
"What is this joker, blind? The left lane is wide open."
― s.clover, Monday, April 16, 2012 5:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I feel like this cartoon immediately suggests about a thousand variations on this basic theme.
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
"i didn't do anything wrong, this is just another case of 'driving while human'"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
"Not again. My ass is still full of eggs from the last time."
"Wow, I always figured those "Speed Limit Enforced By Aircraft" signs were just scare tactics"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:55 (twelve years ago) link
"Highway 61? More like AREA 51, amirite?"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link
"This 'Bluetooth Connected' station sounds just like your phone."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link
"What did I say about talking to Scientologists?"
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
"Is it just me or does something seem perspectivally off about that UFO following us?"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link
"I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque."
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
"Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline."
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link
"There are four lights!"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago) link
"you can too tell if people are here illegally by how they drive"
― goole, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:09 (twelve years ago) link
btw, i didn't enter with marco; that's somebody else
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago) link
aww
it's a moral victory though
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
i wonder how often they get dupe entries
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 03:01 (twelve years ago) link
Had to look "Marco" up, so..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Polo_(game)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 10:04 (twelve years ago) link
. . .
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 10:12 (twelve years ago) link
I didn't get the "Marco" thing either, I thought it was some oblique reference to Italian poolboys.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 10:37 (twelve years ago) link
That makes me feel better.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 11:30 (twelve years ago) link
looooool
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 12:08 (twelve years ago) link
"I don't think they're happy I refused the probe."
― You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. (hugo), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link
"oh yeahh.... all right... take it easy baby... make it last-make it last all niyeet... she was... an amahrican girl"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
Both the rectum-related ones made me irl lol.
― Trienne of Barf (Leee), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago) link
It sort of is, in fact.
ya I don't think we really do Marco Polo in the UK. I remember I learned it from one of the Monkey Island games.
― michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:27 (twelve years ago) link
people used to say it to each other when i was a kid and i had no idea wtf they were talking about. i assumed it had something to do with doing it
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago) link
"Just think of the gas mileage that thing must get. Probably some republican hunting nut."
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link
"can you believe that this asshole's been tailgating us for five million light years?"
― michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 05:06 (twelve years ago) link
people used to say it to each other when i was a kid and i had no idea wtf they were talking about. i assumed it had something to do with doing it― Mad God 40/40 (Z S)
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
"You said this was a shortcut."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link
"Dip, don't dazzle"
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ was gonna do something like that but figured it was UK-centric :D
― aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
― michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 1:06 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I think this is the best one so far
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
^ yeah, was gonna say
― yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
"These donks are getting more outlandish every year. What are those, 56s?"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link
"Just keep driving, we'll be fine once we hit the Arizona border"
― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
"slow ride! duh-nuht nuh-nuh na-nuht! take it EA-ZY! duh-nuht nuh-nuh na-nuht!"
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link
^second favorite
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
"I just can't understand why the state keeps giving them licences"
― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link
"so apparently they don't LIKE being identified"
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link
"I wish tractor beams had a low setting."
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:40 (twelve years ago) link