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haha those kids are like, we know, we have been out-cuted by the mighty lamb-pony

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF is up with Mutual of Omaha's Real-Life Pokemon today?

??????

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

cuddles the guide horse?!?

also i had no idea until today that ponies were so cute, i wish i knew before that some brands of ponies are very shaggy.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM SO ANGRY

xpost

mutual of omaha own's the IRL pokemans?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit
http://www.guidehorse.org/images/CuddlesShort.jpg
cuddles!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i wanna cuddle grandma

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

allyzay that is a wee donkey, not a wee pony!

xpost oh for fucks sake with cuddles wearing sneakers. . .

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS THE PONY IS WEARING LITTLE PONY SNEAKERS

XPOST

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

oh well then what i think is cute is donkeys, tiny shaggy donkeys.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ally also the are called breeds not brands. i will teach shaggy horsie school for you if you like! We can use bluey as a model.

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

burritos!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

You know granny has dogtits.jpg goin' on under that smock. </kenan>

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

haha brands of pony! like "my little," for example.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/cudd11.jpg

You can take him on the subway with you!

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

If you're blind.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

What is Blind Bill Clinton doing to that pony?

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! omg omg!!!!! i want a subway pony donkey brand!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

those sneakers are really fucking pissing me off

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe i should attend this horsie school, i apparently do not know anything about these animals.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

they should not wear sneakers, is lesson #1

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

But I think he needs them so his little pony/donkey feet don't get injured by walking on concrete! Plus . . . PONY SNEAKERS!

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Go get 'em, Subwaypony! Hit them with a Green Line attack!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

hey i could get a wee horsie and keep it in my garden plot!!! this is a very very good idea!!!

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

quincie, professor emeritus, horsey university

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

dood horsies wear HORSE SHOES to protect the feets, not fucking PEOPLE SHOES

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

hey i could get a wee horsie and keep it in my garden plot!!! this is a very very good idea!!!

-- quincie, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:50 PM (0 seconds ago)

VETO POWER

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

yes i will help you steal a tiny horse and bring it to your plot, i have stolen one before successfully so you'll need my help.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

mw I love you but you do not get to veto what does and does not grow in my garden plot.

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

wait Ally you have stolen a tiny horse?????

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

DOGTITS

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

whatever just get your mom on the case i'm sure she'll find one on the side of the road or something

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

yes. i was drunk. beartraps let's not involve my mom cos then there will be like TEN ponies.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahaha

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan - we're living in a studio barely big enough for two people let alone a pony even if it is the smallest and cutest pony EVER!

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

speaking of Ally's mom and things she has done that I love: casually suggesting to Ally that she has a long-lost brother.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

oh she will still say that to me, sometimes. "you know, you should watch yourself, because you have a long-lost brother. i decided i didn't like him and i sent him off to live with some polacks." i have no idea what it means but i'm into the idea.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

tho sometimes she tells me he lives with gypsies instead, so i mean the veracity of the story is questionable.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm intrigued by the idea of a tiny pony for each finger.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

NO PONIES NO PEACE

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I MEAN IF THERE ARE PONIES THERE WILL BE NO PEACE

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

guys, never learn to actually give a flying shit about money

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

it is a gateway to screaming FUCK really loud in public while being dead sober and not injured

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't understand, Tom

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

alternatively learn to give a fuck about money and be the kind of person who takes their boss and their bank to court every few months

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

sure national academies i will apply for a job with you why the hell not

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't want to talk about money

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

80 fucking 80

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't get paid, so I had to call my new boss and complain, so he said he was going to pay me via automated transfer, but that didn't happen, so he said he'd send me my paycheck via FedEx Saturday Delivery, which they of course delivered to the wrong address so it was more like Landlady Sunday Delivery, and my bank is USAA which doesn't have normal ATMs and branches so they give you postage-paid deposit envelopes to send in paper money/checks if you need to, but the last ones we have aren't USPS postage paid envelopes, they're some kind of weird UPS bullshit you have to drop off at the UPS Store, so I go there and nearly kill the little old korean lady when she politely tells me they aren't doing that anymore, plus one of my automated bills went off today and depleted our checking account so I couldn't even get "lunch" at Naan & Beyond to cheer myself up, so I just screamed FUCK to nobody in particular, over by I DIED's building.

I should bill both USAA and my new boss for any capital gains taxes I incur in 2007 as a result of having to shore up our checking account by selling mutual fund shares. Again. It's no fun living on a single income!

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

wives > roommates

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I make it sound like I don't actually want to kill anyone, please don't be mistaken, I definitely want to kill someone

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

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