recently on ILX Dreams...

a few nights ago i dreamt that i went to a (random) bar in my hometown. it was like late afternoon and essentially empty. i sat at the bar with . . . someone, dunno who. the bartender came to take our order and i thought it was carl agatha and started saying ilx-stuff to her. she looked v. confused because she was not actually carl agatha, but the internet's amanda marcotte. the end.

(i have met neither of these people and have maybe read a handful of pandagon things)

Ha! I would go to a bar with you anytime.

Dreamt last night that I was at a pub with jaymc and I was giving him shit because he was such a hardcore Marvel comics fan he knew THE MOST obscure and endless bits of trivia therein.

... no idea wtf.

carl agatha = a gal from Chicago who once at a bar fought a drunken frat boy who tried to take my chair when I was in the bathroom. Kicked the piss out of him, blew a snot rocket on his bloody face, and went back to her Guinness

hell yes. but make it an iron city

Had a dream last night that I was hanging out with a bunch of people at someone's house, and right when the party was about to break up, I realized that pplains and Sunny were there. So I politely said hi and bye to them while regretting that I hadn't talked to them at all.

god that was so fucking rude jaymc

ilx (everybody) was on the corner of 12th and Kst, NW, waiting for a bus. Masonic Boom walked up and threw a bunch of old clothes on the ground, saying she didn't want them anymore, but didn't feel like dropping them off at goodwill. I wrapped them up in a towel (also left by MB) and carried them to Goodwill.

with forksclovetofu, Jordan S., and deej hiding in an abandoned freight car. outside, some goosestepping military force is laying waste to the countryside. here in the freightcar, we might be safe, if only we can keep very quiet. forks starts loudly picking apart a deej post about kanye west. Jordan and deej tell him to keep quiet, but are also unable to resist the beef and respond with their opinions on the kanye matter. i'm trying to stay quiet, wide-eyed, as the sounds of the army draw closer.

too, too true

dreamt that ilx user max and his gf were the masterminds of an enormous, elaborate conspiracy that included numerous shell corporations, international espionage, money laundering, etc. all in the service of ultimately subjecting me to the Perfect Zing

am hoping that the irl dentist recommendation they gave me is not part of this diabolical plot

dreamed I was skateboarding on a rollercoaster. Going up the rollercoaster was called "Barrel Fever" and going down was called "Chest Fever" ( The Band - Music from Big Pink poll ).

'Skateboarding on a Rollercoaster' was the original title of 'Love in an Elevator'.

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Two dreams featuring ENBB.
Dream #1: I was obnoxiously insisting that Benson's name was really Jasper.
Dream #2: On the platform of a station, waiting to catch a long distance train. ENBB was there, along with a few other ILXors. I arrived, carried on the shoulders of an unknown ILXor, like Master Blaster from Mad Max.

Oh and in the second dream, everyone polite although really standoffish, as a result of behaviour in the first dream.

A tall building was on fire and I was trying to put it out by myself. Abbott and Ned showed up in fire fighter gear with hoses (though I don't remember a real fire engine anywhere). I think we saved lives!

lol snoball those are hilarious. I am mad at Jasper this morning. He barked late into the night and wouldn't go to sleep. Jasper is a big jerk (today).

lol snoball those are hilarious. I am mad at Jasper this morning. He barked late into the night and wouldn't go to sleep. Jasper is a big jerk (today).

METHINKS SNOBALL'S DREAM WAS NO COINCIDENCE ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQd3jxth5k

:)

Dr. Jekyll Benson and Mr. Hyde Jasper

otm

jaspers real name is fitzgerald, say i (obnoxiously)

i was sunbathing on a tiny island (no more than a hump rising out of a tropical ocean) and trayce was on a deckchair on another island and my island starting disintegrating in the waves and hers didn't and she just lolled.

hahahaha

well you are on a tiny islamnd and she is on a huge island irl right?

Me, jjjusten, ahoyhoy, aerosmith driving from Minnesota to Pittsburgh to shoot a film version of Where The Wild Things are in one weekend. We got off the interstate in Ohio in some suburban town where everybody was getting in fights and yelling at each other. We roll into this strip mall where there's a beauty parlor so jjjusten can buy curlers. Everybody gets excited once we get out of the car because we discovered that we can turn into cartoons and race around the parking-lot. ahoyhoy turns into yoshi from mario brothers. Then there are two bad guys on motorcycles. ahoyhoy really wants to race them, but then these ufos come down.

also, a couple nights ago, there was a dream where homosexual ii worked at my office. she was dressed like mayim bialik from blossom. There was some crazy stuff that happened like a wild shootout and a pitbull and a house sliding backwards into a ravine, but I waited kinda long to get this one down, so I forgot most of it.

i was sunbathing on a tiny island (no more than a hump rising out of a tropical ocean) and trayce was on a deckchair on another island and my island starting disintegrating in the waves and hers didn't and she just lolled.

Choice.

I was standing in my back garden with frogbs, who was waving around a rifle and saying how much he liked to shoot things. Just then a small red and white biplane flew overhead, piloted by a Chinese woman. frogbs shot at the plane, breaking off the propeller. The pilot was forced to make an emergency landing on my street.

I dreamt that I was in a car in NYC with some other people one of whom may or may not have been RS, I cna't be sure. We passed by a park with pillars on top of which 4 people were seated. Max and his girlfriend were 2 of those 4. I said, "Hey! It's Max!" and then made a mental note of where we'd seen them and then made a mental note of where we were (W Side Hgwy) so that I could post to the spot a random ILXor thread. Too much time etc. :/

There may have been one too many "mental notes" in that post. Also, typos.

<beat starts>
and then made a mental note <record scratching noises>
and then made a mental note WIKI-WIKI-WAH!!!
and then made a mental note <record scratching noises>
and then made a mental note <James Brown sample>

i had a dream i was writing letters to the editor of Vogue magazine imploring them to stop running kenan's self-portraits in every issue. i may have asked a few other ilxors to do the same but i cant recall who

I had a dream that gr8080 was running for president.

that's all I remember.

for presidetn

a few nights back i had a dream where me and ned were trying to outrun the police in a depression-era jalopy because we were paper moon-esque bible salesmen scam artists. ned had a handlebar mustache even though his hair was still long. i wore a derby hat and kept berating him. the only line i remember was "we wouldn't be in this mess if you could just keep it in your pants!"

kenny rogers's "the gambler" was the soundtrack. so i woke up confused as to whether the dream was "real" or i was dreaming about a movie ned and i had starred in.

OK thats fantastic.

it needs to be a movie, obv

"call me mint jelly, cause I'm on the lam!"

looooool

"we wouldn't be in this mess if you could just keep it in your pants!"

dying.

terse and unfriendly antipodean ilxors had taken over my living room and wouldn't leave

sorry I just have STUFF going on ok geez

imagining the funswick zing crew hanging upside down like bats

further confused by my not rly knowing what any of them look like, and estela in particular being somewhat zingy under questioning

They all have BEARDS. Esp the ladies.

Three years ago Shakey Mo Collier started a thread about Shoney's, the restaurant. There were only two posts, both by Shakey, then nothing for several years. I revived it. There was a crappy, MS Paint-y picture of Arkansas onto which I wrote "ONLY 2 LEFT *FROWNY FACE*." Which is true irl. One's in Harrison, the other in West Memphis. Breakfast Bar!

I'm still waiting for white castle in AR somewhere other than west Memphis. WMWC.

I was in a motorik alt-country band with pplains. We went to go see Casablanca in Chicago with sunny successor and the Reverend. It was actually a Looney Tunes version of Phantom of the Opera. On the way out in the parking garage, I tried to make a joke "I hope we don't get Batmanned", incorrectly thinking that Bruce Wayne's parents were murdered after watching Casablanca*. We drove across town to what was supposed to be a nice restaurant. When we get there, the whole place is orange and they serve only yams. Sunny says "no one's going to want to eat orange food off of orange plates in an orange restaurant!"

*according to wikipedia it was Zorro.

dreamt that ilx user jbr and i were on jeopardy, except it was more like $25,000 pyramid because we had to elicit the correct answers from each other with clues. one of the answers questions was neatsfoot oil, which baseball players use to break in new gloves. i don't think we got that one. the final jeopardy answer was the song "the rat" by the walkmen. we won $45,000.

dreamed that Eric H and Dr Morbs were teaching me about horror movies. we were sitting on swings in a playground and feeding sparrows

it was lovely :D