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no, it's called "puppies" which is kind of funny, too, but ew ew why?

beartraps what have I wrought on the dogtits tip?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

dogtits dogtits they're big they're heavy they're (WOOF!)
dogtits dogtits they're better than bad they're (WOOF!)

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

guys no

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

just...no

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

the schef 8080

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

OMFG THIS IS A PONY??????????????????????
http://www.ponytogo.com/files/pony_to_go_3_006.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

DOG TITS
NOTHING BUT DOG TITS
NOTHING BUT TITS

(to tune of Star Wars)

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

don't try to change the subject!

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

it is like a lamb-pony.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

petting zoos otm

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

you can't stop me from changing the subject. i mean that lamb-pony hybrid is powerful next level shit.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

dogtits is some next level powerful shit

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF is up with Mutual of Omaha's Real-Life Pokemon today?

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Please tell me you have all seen Cuddles the guide horse!

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

haha those kids are like, we know, we have been out-cuted by the mighty lamb-pony

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF is up with Mutual of Omaha's Real-Life Pokemon today?

??????

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

cuddles the guide horse?!?

also i had no idea until today that ponies were so cute, i wish i knew before that some brands of ponies are very shaggy.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM SO ANGRY

xpost

mutual of omaha own's the IRL pokemans?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit
http://www.guidehorse.org/images/CuddlesShort.jpg
cuddles!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i wanna cuddle grandma

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

allyzay that is a wee donkey, not a wee pony!

xpost oh for fucks sake with cuddles wearing sneakers. . .

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS THE PONY IS WEARING LITTLE PONY SNEAKERS

XPOST

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

oh well then what i think is cute is donkeys, tiny shaggy donkeys.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ally also the are called breeds not brands. i will teach shaggy horsie school for you if you like! We can use bluey as a model.

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

burritos!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

You know granny has dogtits.jpg goin' on under that smock. </kenan>

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

haha brands of pony! like "my little," for example.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/cudd11.jpg

You can take him on the subway with you!

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

If you're blind.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

What is Blind Bill Clinton doing to that pony?

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! omg omg!!!!! i want a subway pony donkey brand!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

those sneakers are really fucking pissing me off

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe i should attend this horsie school, i apparently do not know anything about these animals.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

they should not wear sneakers, is lesson #1

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

But I think he needs them so his little pony/donkey feet don't get injured by walking on concrete! Plus . . . PONY SNEAKERS!

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Go get 'em, Subwaypony! Hit them with a Green Line attack!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

hey i could get a wee horsie and keep it in my garden plot!!! this is a very very good idea!!!

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

quincie, professor emeritus, horsey university

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

dood horsies wear HORSE SHOES to protect the feets, not fucking PEOPLE SHOES

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

hey i could get a wee horsie and keep it in my garden plot!!! this is a very very good idea!!!

-- quincie, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:50 PM (0 seconds ago)

VETO POWER

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

yes i will help you steal a tiny horse and bring it to your plot, i have stolen one before successfully so you'll need my help.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

mw I love you but you do not get to veto what does and does not grow in my garden plot.

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

wait Ally you have stolen a tiny horse?????

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

DOGTITS

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

whatever just get your mom on the case i'm sure she'll find one on the side of the road or something

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

yes. i was drunk. beartraps let's not involve my mom cos then there will be like TEN ponies.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahaha

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan - we're living in a studio barely big enough for two people let alone a pony even if it is the smallest and cutest pony EVER!

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

speaking of Ally's mom and things she has done that I love: casually suggesting to Ally that she has a long-lost brother.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

oh she will still say that to me, sometimes. "you know, you should watch yourself, because you have a long-lost brother. i decided i didn't like him and i sent him off to live with some polacks." i have no idea what it means but i'm into the idea.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

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