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Recently on ILX Dreams? Emma Bunton's thighs. The humanity!

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 20:18 (twenty years ago) link

I dreamt that I did a prenancy test last night & it was positive!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 07:25 (twenty years ago) link

I had a dream last night that I was staying in a hotel room with my brother, Lars Ulrich (I wish I was making this up). Instead of a mini-bar, there was a washing machine shaped like one of those little fridges.

I don't know what this means! I've never even listened to a Metallica album.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:20 (twenty years ago) link

It means you want to crack down on home taping, but your little borther does it and he's so cute. And you want to fuck him.

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:24 (twenty years ago) link

A-ha, guilt over my participation in the MP3 CD-R trading scheme! I need to cleanse myself of Lars-inspired guilt.

Thank you, Dr. Dastoor!

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:31 (twenty years ago) link

That's what he gets all his bitches to call him!

Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:32 (twenty years ago) link

he calls his patients bitches?

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

'the operator'

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:35 (twenty years ago) link

'scalpel'

Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:37 (twenty years ago) link

there was a smooth in there several years ago but life is hard

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:38 (twenty years ago) link

Now that I can hear Lara's voice saying this, the vivisections are all so clear.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:38 (twenty years ago) link

I had the weirdest frickin dream that John Darn1elle died and there was an ILE thread about him that was some kind of combination of the Elliott Smith thread and the Celebrity Momus thread. It was strange and unhappy.

It better not be bad luck to mention a dream about someone dying.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 24 October 2003 16:13 (twenty years ago) link

Last Night I Dreamt That Richard Gillanders Died

RJG (RJG), Friday, 24 October 2003 16:24 (twenty years ago) link

Hmm...a few weeks ago I dreamed that the M0unt@1n G0@ts were playing in DC (the Black Cat back stage) and I was there with a bunch of ILXorz. (NB: I have never knowingly listened to the MGs.) I was specifically listening to to guitar, thinking, "Okay, this is acoustic guitar-playing, influenced by Slayer....I don't hear the Slayer."

j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 24 October 2003 16:28 (twenty years ago) link

i dreamed i met corin tucker. she was really grumpy. which is exactly how she was when i actually did meet her.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 24 October 2003 17:54 (twenty years ago) link

I once dreamt I met Tom Petty in the Indianapolis Children's Museum. I told him my favorite song of his was "Runaway Trains" and he said there were too many keyboards on it.

I had a dream about waiting for a certain Ilxor to get out of the bathroom recently. They were taking a long time. The name is being struck from the record in order to protect the innocent.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 24 October 2003 18:05 (twenty years ago) link

I dreamt I had started a society dedicated to ridiculing the worst in culture and art. We had become quite popular, ironically, and our meeting was scheduled to be on television. About 300 of us (or more) filled a beautifully designed concert hall/auditorium for the meeting. At the meeting, I met Momus (who had joined the society) who was accompanied by a rather slender, good-looking gay man named Anthony. Momus and I got along rather well and were trading lots of good ideas about art. Then the meeting started. It was totally democratic and non-hierarchical (although I was sort of considered a leader, there were no rules on member rank and no one had to wait to speak in turn). At some point, we brought out a few members of the Eagles (with the exception of Joe Walsh, who was spared because of his involvement in James Gang and his solo records) to answer for their crimes against humanity.

Later, in an unrelated dream, I smoked a few bowls of pot with my dad at a rock concert/short story reading/weird cultural event in a stadium in Pittsburgh.

hstencil, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 17:13 (twenty years ago) link

Oh! I dreamt that Geeta sent me an email that was all binary code, and "WHAT ARE YOU SINGING" in caps.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:02 (twenty years ago) link

Oh dear. I dreamt last night that I was playing soccer on a sunny pitch AGAINST THE PINEFOX. We were on opposing teams. The dream occurred in those half-asleep minutes of the morning when several dreams begin to collide. I'd been dreaming earlier of playing soccer as a small child, against other children; I woke up and when I went back to sleep I was again playing soccer but now as an adult.

I remember the Pinefox getting the ball in our half of the field, somewhere outside the penalty box, and he began to dribble in a kind of loping, feinting manner around the perimeter, not attacking the goal (nor passing) but almost just for the beauty of it, keeping to the outside, and keeping the ball away from us. Not directly defending, I was more of a midfielder, and so hung back a bit, waiting for a mistake or for the ball to pop out. He looked quite smart in his Umbros and black soccer cleats.

Then the pinefox did something curious. He had an appointment to keep, and he kicked the ball hard out of bounds. When it came back in I snared it and had just open grass between me and the opposing goalie, but as is the case with all dreams like this, I either lost the ball or never reached the goal. In any case the end never came.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:14 (twenty years ago) link

Half plausible, in that he might opt to play for Sinister if the rematch ever happens. Only half because you are American and therefore can hardly be good enough for the ILX team...

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:28 (twenty years ago) link

I dreamt that Ed & Suzy were staying at my house a little while ago.

Last nite I dreamt that I was in some sort of weird competition. I ended up going into the woods & there was a horse which came trotting over. Then it started to speak to me. At first it was pretty cool, but then it turned horrible as it asked me to do some bad things. I cant for the life of me remember what though! (not bad things to the horse i have to add!!!)

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

i had a dream that i was trapped in jersey and desperately trying to get to geeta's birthday party. i was staying with a hispanic family who were deeply offended when i told them i had to leave before dinner. then i had to rush to the airport to catch my plane to nyc but i missed it.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 16:33 (twenty years ago) link

last night I had a panicky dream about making media files offline in final cut. it was the worst, stupidest most banal dream ever, though in it I lived in a 19th-century style garrett.

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:39 (twenty years ago) link

I had a dream the other night that I was making out with a certain ILe regular and just when it was getting all hot & heavy, I woke up.

*He was a good dream kisser, too.

nottelling, Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:52 (twenty years ago) link

I'm a good kisser! Was it me? (It's good to ask questions like that when you don't know who you are talking to!)

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 21:13 (twenty years ago) link

tee hee hee

nobody, Wednesday, 12 November 2003 21:16 (twenty years ago) link

Mark C told me in the pub on Sunday that he'd had an ILX dream about me. Apparently I was suitably Saddamed up.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 21:34 (twenty years ago) link

if you're being anonymous, why not just name the poster dreamt of?

was it martin?

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 21:35 (twenty years ago) link

ha ha what would a sex-dream with Amazing Randy be like?

*mmmmwahwmwammawahmmm*
"HI DERE!"

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 21:36 (twenty years ago) link

martin skidmore came to visit. we sat on the grass in the sun in the garden. he had a kind of diary with him - a large black book - which he let me look at. he said it was his version of a blog. there were loads of entries in neat handwriting but i flipped through quickly, trying to get an overall impression, or waiting for something to jump out. he told me there was an unreleased track by vivien goldman in there somewhere...

gaz (gaz), Monday, 17 November 2003 02:02 (twenty years ago) link

I had this dream not too long ago that I'm revealing first on this forum -- in it, I was watching TV with [certain unnamed person]. We were watching ABC World News Tonight and there was this consumer report that was going to be coming up and it sounded sensational. We waited for the commercial break to end and then when the report was just about to start, we paid complete attention to the TV. To our surprise, it was [another unnamed person] who was doing the report! We thought it was so amazing, not only because we knew this person, but also because this person ended up being a much, much cooler version of John Stossel.

I'm not naming names until I can tell the two people involved in this dream about it, privately.

Pancakes For Breakfast! (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 17 November 2003 06:09 (twenty years ago) link

that last line's a bit creepy dee

cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 17 November 2003 06:15 (twenty years ago) link

I dreamt that Nate Patrin and Jody Beth Rosen were sent out to assassinate me.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 17 November 2003 06:17 (twenty years ago) link

yeah dee it's not like you were drinking goats blood over the heads of babies buried to their necks in human excrement like blount and i were in my dream last night

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 November 2003 06:18 (twenty years ago) link

ew!

cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 17 November 2003 06:22 (twenty years ago) link

sorry blount, should i have told you privately first?

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 November 2003 06:23 (twenty years ago) link

decorum demands it

cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 17 November 2003 06:24 (twenty years ago) link


I dreamt that Nate Patrin and Jody Beth Rosen were sent out to assassinate me.

I forgot to add that in this dream, Nate was a white rastafarian in a long leather coat. With a gun.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 17 November 2003 06:27 (twenty years ago) link

it was purified goats blood, if that makes a difference

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 November 2003 06:27 (twenty years ago) link

If I had ever kept a diary, there would certainly be no neat handwriting in it. I am flattered being dreamed about though, even without sexual content.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 17 November 2003 13:26 (twenty years ago) link

Internet-less blogs!! THE FUTURE IS IN GAZ's DREAMS! haha gaz a blog in book form is a "diary," surely?

I am reporting another pinefox dream, but unfortunately this one didn't happen on a sunny soccer pitch; I just dreamt that I was reading a post of his that read "Tracer Hand seems to want a world where he is necessary." Not quite those words, but that's the gist.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 13:21 (twenty years ago) link

I dreamt about fish last nite. They kept getting out of the pond & I kept trying to put them back in the pond, but they kept falling out again. Damn fish.

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 13:24 (twenty years ago) link

Last night I dreamed that I was back in school, at my punk rock class. The special guest speaker for the night was Jon Spencer. He came out and took the podium, then shouted "Blues Explosion!" until someone took him away. I think he ended up in Mr. Weatherbee's office.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 13:25 (twenty years ago) link

Hey, first time I caught those responses!

At any length, the person I was watching TV with was Julia, and the person who was the new consumer reporter for ABC was Ned. *laughs* I didn't think it was creepy or anything -- just thought it would be weird to admit this without chatting with these people in private. Oh well. You're right. Much ado about very little.

*returns to "Sing Blue Silver" therapy*

Pancakes For Breakfast! (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 13:32 (twenty years ago) link

ha ha Jon Spencer should be guest speaker at everything...

Graduations: "THE BAHLOOOZ EXPUHLOZHEEIN!"
Bar Mitzvahs: "PLAY THE BAHLOOOZ, PUNK! MAZELTOFF!"
Funerals: "I'M TAALKEEEN BOUT THE BAHLOOOOOOOOOOZ!"

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 13:41 (twenty years ago) link

I sought this thread the other day and did not find it.

I have only just read Tracer H's posts. I am somehow warmed or cheered to read of his more than one dream of me. I think I like his description of my approach to footy as well.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 14:20 (twenty years ago) link

Last Wednesday night I dreamed strangely of a trip to France. Flann O'Brien was in France. So was a town called 'BOLTON'. I had to get there. I was in a circular railway station much like, for instance, Leicester Square tube station.

Then I learned that I had to go to Ireland. It was unavoidable. But I was sad because I thought that Irish people I know were coming over here, and I would not see them.

I woke up before I went, or did not go.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 14:22 (twenty years ago) link

The other night I dreamed that I was in some kind of Big-Brother / game show type situation. I was the last one to be left in a cellar, to await the arrival of a visitor. It turned out to be Charltonlido. He told me that he was writing a thesis on luxury and leisure in America, possibly in the interwar period. I pointed him to a book on the subject, which was just behind him, for we were now in what was once my local branch of WH Smith. He said he would not be buying it at the price of £19.95.

Then I was out on the high street, yes, that old high street, with Amanda Wright. It was terribly windy. She was after chips, I think.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 14:25 (twenty years ago) link

Last night I dreamed that I was at a house with a garden, at some kind of party. I knew the hostess. She talked of the book she was working on. It was about... o, I cannot quite remember. Feminism and something else. She was due to finish it by August. But she had been working on it for 4 years or so.

She said other things, some I can't remember, some I can't repeat.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 14:26 (twenty years ago) link

Recently on Nickalicious dreams...

(from last Friday night)
I was leaving a vague someone's apartment, I knew it was very late at night, almost sunrise, and my son was with me, and he was still awake. I realized we needed to get home immediately, so we leave. As I drive towards our house through the 'hood, I have to maneuver through strange gangs of children who are throwing fireworks or explosives or something. The whole thing is very vaguely sinister; after all, it is right before sun-up. Then something explodes near my car and Luk4s and I get out and walk. As we're walking an IRL acquaintance (whom I at one point or another have had a massive crush on) appears out of the strange throng gathered at my door, but no real involvement in the dream-plot yet. Anyway, my house is full of cops who show me all these strange drugs they've found in my house, drugs that I definitely AM NOT down with: heroin, crack, meth, etc. Then they handcuff me and drag me away from Luk4s, who is yelling "DADDY! DADDY!". As I'm dragged out the door, away from my son, random crush/acquaintance watches, points, and laughs.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 14:33 (twenty years ago) link


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