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wait, i have a a sandwich I'm NOT EATING right now, why am i on the itnernet

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

BECAUSE WE AWESOME

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

guys I would hire you for all this jobs! I'm sorry!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

THEY SHOULD CALL IT THE INTERN-NET BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THOSE GUYS DO ALL DAY, RIGHT? HAHA

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

oh guess what i found out: "some people" are crashing at my place this weekend (knew that part).

RW: that should be fine...how many?
Roommate: ....10, 11?
RW: oh u bitch

-- river wolf, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:23 PM (5 minutes ago)

cf me going insane on nb:

hey p3tra and j0n,
long time no see. my friends (@@@@@ and ####) are arriving in new york for a couple of weeks tonight - they are in a band called douchebagkiwis (http://www.myspace.com/KIWIMOTHERFUCKERS ) and are totally sweet people.
i have offered them my room while me and @@@@@@@ are in soho (till this weekend) - so i hope you don't mind replacement flatmates for a week! i mentioned it to j0n but can you mention it to p3tra as well? i don't have her contact details.
and we also bought a double air mattress that they can sleep on the lounge with., i am not sure when they are leaving - but it might be around a week - i hope that's ok? otherwise i am sure i can try and find them an inexpensive hotel or hostel around.

@@@@@ and ###### are arriving tonight - but will stay with us in soho and then %%%%%% will bring them across to brooklyn tomorrow and set them up while i am at school

be good to see you both again, hope life is good?

KIWIDOUCHE

now another girl is staying there and its been like 3 weeks

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously, you guys should kill your roommates. that is major bullshit.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah dude, i've been reading that. suck city. at least my guests will be leaving on sunday, and will probably pay for all my beers this weekend.

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

many SNAPS: THEY SHOULD CALL IT THE SOFTWARE-ENGINEER-NET BECAUSE... UM...

LOOK, PUPPIES!

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― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

ughhhhhhh houseguests!

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/gallery/images/shuttle/sts-110/lores/sts110-375-032.jpg

^ BAND ON TOUR STAYING IN APARTMENT YAY

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

oh fuck
http://members.cox.net/brueger/images/puppies.jpg

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

if the circuit breaker was in my room, i'd just kill the power and lock my door

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, someone photoshop in bikes and bike nerds

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

ew ew why?

beartrap

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

because it's THAT KIND OF PARTY

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't enjoy anything that has been posted in the past minute.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

picture wise, i mean

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

wait but the astronauts

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

woah both of those last pictures are awesomes

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i think jon's picture looks like fun! band from space can stay with me if they want

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

dogtits.jpg is not awesome.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^ stirring shit up oh brtrps

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

is it actually called dogtits?? cuz that's funny, guys, c'mon

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

IT IS NOW

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

DOGTITS
DOGTITS
EVERYONE LOVES DOGTITS

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

(That is one of the top GIS results for "puppies".)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

no, it's called "puppies" which is kind of funny, too, but ew ew why?

beartraps what have I wrought on the dogtits tip?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

dogtits dogtits they're big they're heavy they're (WOOF!)
dogtits dogtits they're better than bad they're (WOOF!)

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

guys no

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

just...no

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

the schef 8080

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

OMFG THIS IS A PONY??????????????????????
http://www.ponytogo.com/files/pony_to_go_3_006.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

DOG TITS
NOTHING BUT DOG TITS
NOTHING BUT TITS

(to tune of Star Wars)

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

don't try to change the subject!

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

it is like a lamb-pony.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

petting zoos otm

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

you can't stop me from changing the subject. i mean that lamb-pony hybrid is powerful next level shit.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

dogtits is some next level powerful shit

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF is up with Mutual of Omaha's Real-Life Pokemon today?

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Please tell me you have all seen Cuddles the guide horse!

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

haha those kids are like, we know, we have been out-cuted by the mighty lamb-pony

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF is up with Mutual of Omaha's Real-Life Pokemon today?

??????

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

cuddles the guide horse?!?

also i had no idea until today that ponies were so cute, i wish i knew before that some brands of ponies are very shaggy.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM SO ANGRY

xpost

mutual of omaha own's the IRL pokemans?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit
http://www.guidehorse.org/images/CuddlesShort.jpg
cuddles!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i wanna cuddle grandma

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

allyzay that is a wee donkey, not a wee pony!

xpost oh for fucks sake with cuddles wearing sneakers. . .

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS THE PONY IS WEARING LITTLE PONY SNEAKERS

XPOST

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

oh well then what i think is cute is donkeys, tiny shaggy donkeys.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ally also the are called breeds not brands. i will teach shaggy horsie school for you if you like! We can use bluey as a model.

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

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