recently on ILX Dreams...

OMG lol

Ilx was so fucked up in 04

whoa

Rumpy Pumpkin was cool, she was like the Godmother of ILTMI. Haters gonna hate.

Tuomas gonna Tuomas

last night i had a dream that my sister and i were talking to someone who was being earnest about something and we were googling around while he lectured us and then my sister found a reference to a historical political movement from a city called 'smoketown' who had called themselves 'the fucking gucks' and she read it out and she and i laughed and the person was disapproving of the gucks and kept talking about what he had been talking about but he had lost us because we were too gleeful and then my sister's fiance appeared and he also liked the sound of the fucking gucks from smoketown and the bore was exasperated with us all and in the end i laughed so much i woke myself up.

laughing yourself awake >>>>>>> screaming yourself awake

I wish I could wake up laughing every morning. That would be pretty sweet.

No ilxors in this dream. Paul McCartney took us on a bus tour of South Caulfield. Chas Licciardello was driving, Michael Hutchence was on doors and a man in Superman costume chased us on stilts.

There's another thread for dreams with no ILXors, this one is for ILX-related dreams only:

Your (Non-ILX) Dreams

oooh, cheers

was in a pub or bar or something with a bunch of irl friends plus ilxor 'Owen P' whom I have never met

one of my friends left his jacket behind and while we were in a taxi leaving the venue Owen informed me that if a coat is in a bar unclaimed, someone will amost certainly come along and jizz on it

lol

I had a dream the other night that I was out on a date with an ilxor and he was the worst kisser of all time. It was nightmare terrible, and I ran away and jumped into a cab to escape. The whole dream was very traumatic and strange, I haven't had an ilx related dream in a long time.

My home was dropped into an upscale Washington D.C. neighborhood. Trees were down across the road. Tried for some time to pull them apart, split them at their Y's. Michael Jones pulled up into my driveway on what under him appeared to be a child-sized red motorcycle. When I got on it was normal man sized. He had been busy teaching people ("The Freer Method"). The parentheses and quotes are part of the name. This was a strange psychological/psychiatrical examination method that involved drawing disparate things on two different transparencies and then, using an overhead projector, merging them on the screen to come up with some bizarre epiphany. Michael was ecstatic about the success of ("The Freer Method") but I thought it was just drawings, however cool.

I know Michael has been in the U.S., including D.C.?, based on evidence around here. I too was recently in D.C. And there is a gallery there called The Freer.

lol @ "The parentheses and quotes are part of the name"

haha ya

a few nights ago i dreamt that i went to a (random) bar in my hometown. it was like late afternoon and essentially empty. i sat at the bar with . . . someone, dunno who. the bartender came to take our order and i thought it was carl agatha and started saying ilx-stuff to her. she looked v. confused because she was not actually carl agatha, but the internet's amanda marcotte. the end.

(i have met neither of these people and have maybe read a handful of pandagon things)

Ha! I would go to a bar with you anytime.

Dreamt last night that I was at a pub with jaymc and I was giving him shit because he was such a hardcore Marvel comics fan he knew THE MOST obscure and endless bits of trivia therein.

... no idea wtf.

carl agatha = a gal from Chicago who once at a bar fought a drunken frat boy who tried to take my chair when I was in the bathroom. Kicked the piss out of him, blew a snot rocket on his bloody face, and went back to her Guinness

hell yes. but make it an iron city

Had a dream last night that I was hanging out with a bunch of people at someone's house, and right when the party was about to break up, I realized that pplains and Sunny were there. So I politely said hi and bye to them while regretting that I hadn't talked to them at all.

god that was so fucking rude jaymc

ilx (everybody) was on the corner of 12th and Kst, NW, waiting for a bus. Masonic Boom walked up and threw a bunch of old clothes on the ground, saying she didn't want them anymore, but didn't feel like dropping them off at goodwill. I wrapped them up in a towel (also left by MB) and carried them to Goodwill.

with forksclovetofu, Jordan S., and deej hiding in an abandoned freight car. outside, some goosestepping military force is laying waste to the countryside. here in the freightcar, we might be safe, if only we can keep very quiet. forks starts loudly picking apart a deej post about kanye west. Jordan and deej tell him to keep quiet, but are also unable to resist the beef and respond with their opinions on the kanye matter. i'm trying to stay quiet, wide-eyed, as the sounds of the army draw closer.

too, too true

dreamt that ilx user max and his gf were the masterminds of an enormous, elaborate conspiracy that included numerous shell corporations, international espionage, money laundering, etc. all in the service of ultimately subjecting me to the Perfect Zing

am hoping that the irl dentist recommendation they gave me is not part of this diabolical plot

dreamed I was skateboarding on a rollercoaster. Going up the rollercoaster was called "Barrel Fever" and going down was called "Chest Fever" ( The Band - Music from Big Pink poll ).

'Skateboarding on a Rollercoaster' was the original title of 'Love in an Elevator'.

!

Two dreams featuring ENBB.
Dream #1: I was obnoxiously insisting that Benson's name was really Jasper.
Dream #2: On the platform of a station, waiting to catch a long distance train. ENBB was there, along with a few other ILXors. I arrived, carried on the shoulders of an unknown ILXor, like Master Blaster from Mad Max.

Oh and in the second dream, everyone polite although really standoffish, as a result of behaviour in the first dream.

A tall building was on fire and I was trying to put it out by myself. Abbott and Ned showed up in fire fighter gear with hoses (though I don't remember a real fire engine anywhere). I think we saved lives!

lol snoball those are hilarious. I am mad at Jasper this morning. He barked late into the night and wouldn't go to sleep. Jasper is a big jerk (today).

lol snoball those are hilarious. I am mad at Jasper this morning. He barked late into the night and wouldn't go to sleep. Jasper is a big jerk (today).

METHINKS SNOBALL'S DREAM WAS NO COINCIDENCE ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQd3jxth5k

:)

Dr. Jekyll Benson and Mr. Hyde Jasper

otm

jaspers real name is fitzgerald, say i (obnoxiously)

i was sunbathing on a tiny island (no more than a hump rising out of a tropical ocean) and trayce was on a deckchair on another island and my island starting disintegrating in the waves and hers didn't and she just lolled.

hahahaha

well you are on a tiny islamnd and she is on a huge island irl right?

Me, jjjusten, ahoyhoy, aerosmith driving from Minnesota to Pittsburgh to shoot a film version of Where The Wild Things are in one weekend. We got off the interstate in Ohio in some suburban town where everybody was getting in fights and yelling at each other. We roll into this strip mall where there's a beauty parlor so jjjusten can buy curlers. Everybody gets excited once we get out of the car because we discovered that we can turn into cartoons and race around the parking-lot. ahoyhoy turns into yoshi from mario brothers. Then there are two bad guys on motorcycles. ahoyhoy really wants to race them, but then these ufos come down.

also, a couple nights ago, there was a dream where homosexual ii worked at my office. she was dressed like mayim bialik from blossom. There was some crazy stuff that happened like a wild shootout and a pitbull and a house sliding backwards into a ravine, but I waited kinda long to get this one down, so I forgot most of it.

i was sunbathing on a tiny island (no more than a hump rising out of a tropical ocean) and trayce was on a deckchair on another island and my island starting disintegrating in the waves and hers didn't and she just lolled.

Choice.

I was standing in my back garden with frogbs, who was waving around a rifle and saying how much he liked to shoot things. Just then a small red and white biplane flew overhead, piloted by a Chinese woman. frogbs shot at the plane, breaking off the propeller. The pilot was forced to make an emergency landing on my street.

I dreamt that I was in a car in NYC with some other people one of whom may or may not have been RS, I cna't be sure. We passed by a park with pillars on top of which 4 people were seated. Max and his girlfriend were 2 of those 4. I said, "Hey! It's Max!" and then made a mental note of where we'd seen them and then made a mental note of where we were (W Side Hgwy) so that I could post to the spot a random ILXor thread. Too much time etc. :/

There may have been one too many "mental notes" in that post. Also, typos.

<beat starts>
and then made a mental note <record scratching noises>
and then made a mental note WIKI-WIKI-WAH!!!
and then made a mental note <record scratching noises>
and then made a mental note <James Brown sample>

i had a dream i was writing letters to the editor of Vogue magazine imploring them to stop running kenan's self-portraits in every issue. i may have asked a few other ilxors to do the same but i cant recall who