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― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link
I will cop to liking the cartoon and the movie in early high school....but I also wanted to marry Rikki Rockett and wore neon everything so things change.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link
But who cares enough abt TMNT to get mad?
ans: THE INTERNET
http://www.themarysue.com/michael-bay-teenage-alien-ninja-turtles/http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2012/mar/19/michael-bay-ninja-turtles-alienshttp://www.tmz.com/2012/03/20/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-michael-bay-michaelangelo-sodomizing/#.T2ic6GKXS0Q
― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link
great urls of our times
― goole, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link
it was a dumb rhetorical question.
...ironically posed by someone who is an almost daily contributor to the IA thread,lol
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link
Michael Bay is gonna regret those comments when he opens the door to these twohttp://www.geekologie.com/2012/03/15/bepop-n-rocksteady-cosplay.jpg
― Number None, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7222/6855001334_264ebe5261.jpg
― Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link
i'm choosing to believe bay has only ever seen that internet porn cartoon ripoff, has no idea it was an afterschool show with toys etc
― goole, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link
I had a LOT of the toys as a kid. One of my friends had the blimp though the bastard
― Number None, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link
My little brother had all the toys. AND the van. :D
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link
Um, it wasn't just a van, it was a PARTY WAGON.
― Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago) link
coolest one was Krang in his little walker thing
― Number None, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link
i'm ok w/ the turtles being aliens as long as there is a 1/1 pizza/explosions ratio
― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:51 (twelve years ago) link
xpost yeah I liked the Krang action figure
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:51 (twelve years ago) link
so weird in hindsight that the two stooges were called bebop and rocksteady
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link
yeah I completely blocked that from my mind until that photo upthread surfaced
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:40 (twelve years ago) link
- remember how aweseome Casey Jones was in the movie? I had such a crush on him
I vividly recall a friend introducing me to the (second-gen, kiddie friendly) TMNT comics.He basically turned into Milhouse. "It's great -- these turtles are really kickass at ninja-fighting and they have a mentor who's a rat and they eat pizza ALL THE TIME!"
Why on earth was April O'Neil's always dressed in a yellow jumpsuit anyways? Wasn't she a journalist?(Uh, oh my -- image-googlers be warned: turns out there's a pornographer by that name. Not to mention that a lot of people apparently have felt the urge to draw her being banged by the teenage mutant herpes turtles)
― Øystein, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link
I think April wore that cos she was so sexy they had to put her in the least flattering costume ever. And she was still bangin'.
I discovered TMNT one day in Elementary school when some kid had a bunch of action figures. The first two movies are really fun to watch. The first one, in particular, is pretty dark and gritty. The cartoon was a staple of my Sat. mornings and the arcade games are some of the coolest licensed games ever.
The CGI movie was pretty fun, good times. Don't understand why they are going live action rather than CGI cos frankly you can't top the turtles from the first movie.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link
Also someone who think Bay is sodomizing the franchise must not be aware of "Ninja Rap", the third film, the TV show with the lady ninja turtle, or the Coming Out Of Their Shells musical tour.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link
One other point about the upcoming movie: the OG creators were never sticklers about cross-media (or even cross-book) continuity. Like, there are easily a half dozen variants of the origin story, for example. But none of those veered as far afield as Bay's proposed vision.
Also, for those who didn't know, the TMNT are owned by Nickelodeon now, not Eastman & Laird. Which may go some way towards explaining why (wrt this particular instance, anyway) Bay just don't give a fuck.
― Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link
People crying about the Bay-ificsation of TMNT have apparently forgotten about this abomination...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGDeLkTlo_Q
― Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link
XP there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lWW4Pis2_E
― Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
Crimes against humanity.
― Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:11 (twelve years ago) link
Ninja Turtles, cartoon on, was never a high-quality piece of thoughtful entertainment (I never read the original comics of it). It's really irritating to me that kids are being marketed the same things their parents were 20-30 years ago. Maybe this trend's gone on for a long time but I never noticed it. Today's children need their own pile of singular inane, commercialized shit to cherish.
― Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link
I pretty much deny all knowledge of the turtles after the first movie
and even the live turtles in the first movie were a liiiiiiiiiiittle creepy
more fun as a cartoon imo
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxigNvJxGn4
― terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link
the comic was great once eastman and laird quit. some very interesting zulli and veitch work.
― terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago) link
BTW, Michael Zulli's three-issue run on TMNT in 1991 is the benchmark of the whole series...
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqy135L4471qly3yjo1_500.jpg
http://www.comicspower.com/items/TMNT-xx2-NM.jpg
― Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago) link
More Zulli art here: http://marswillsendnomore.wordpress.com/2011/08/28/michael-zullis-ninja-turtles/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&&v=AlfjNTqbFLA
― terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link
^ second after the Mark Martin ones
never realised this cover was by Totleben iirc
http://miragelicensing.com/comics/mirage/casey/01cover.jpg
http://miragelicensing.com/comics/mirage/casey/0101.jpg
― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link
i was a total tmnt nerd as a kid btwLOVED mark martin tmnt
― terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link
http://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/iss/600w/703/157031/8373611_1.jpg
― Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link
feel like the bay movie is likely to skew toward the zulli look
― terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link
and that zulli will see zero money
whether or not there's any validity to the complaints, can't we all at least agree that professional grief being heaped upon michael bay is net gain for humanity?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link
calm yourself veg girl
http://mutantooze.org/wiki/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/30cover.jpg
― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link
oh hai casey jones
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link
anything that causes michael bay pain is a win for america, yes
― terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago) link
TMNT FANS, RISE UP, TAKE TO THE STREETS, OCCUPY MICHAEL BAY
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link
Thing I liked most about the first couple of movies was the connection they had to NY/bboy culture, however vague. It was like watching a live action anime about a bunch of breakdancers. Also hands up everyone who can sing the verse couple of verses of the T.U.R.T.L.E. Power rap from the 1st film....?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFsTr0kGAqU
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link
ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I hate you for posting that
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
never forgethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_K6971WmAshttp://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/46020/ninja-a-short-history-of-a-less-troublesome-word
― terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
Top Commentsstill better than the shitty music we have now.TheDragoxter 2 weeks ago
― terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:33 (twelve years ago) link
I would stab you for that forks
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link
xpost - on every youtube music video ever, fuck I am so sick of reading that
vanilla ice's hair is so interesting
― terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
i got to "cretins" and just gave up
― Nhex, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 01:29 (ten years ago) link
"the repartee of the actors"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kez172Y4Kak
― shaane, Thursday, 27 June 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link
Holy shit I can't believe I didn't know uncle Phil was Shredder until now.
― This Is Not An ILX Username (LaMonte), Thursday, 27 June 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link
But I was a boy heard many legends of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and I remember any early days they were small comic book characters within arms then they truly were cute and lovable they weren't the nightmare monster destruction that they put gum in the minds of the crazed Disney corporate mentality
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 27 June 2013 01:39 (ten years ago) link
say whaat?
― Nhex, Thursday, 27 June 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link
"the relationship i had with krang"
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 June 2013 04:29 (ten years ago) link
lol
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link
"There were alot of levels." I truly love hearing actors make more out of a part than it is. Great interview.
― "Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
just watched the original movie for the first time since 1990 (i'm old) and hey, it's actually kind of awesome! i can't say it's especially 'dark,' but pretty much any time the turtles themselves aren't onscreen it plays fairly straight and serious. they seemed to be going out of their way to make as adult-friendly a turtles movie as possible without going over the top with the 'darkness' shit that everyone seems to want from their comic book movies these days.
also kind of stunned by how much product placement there is in this movie -- there's a can of diet pepsi or something in the foreground of almost every other scene!
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 5 August 2013 02:36 (ten years ago) link
http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/4445/51/original/640.jpg
― polyphonic, Saturday, 1 February 2014 22:06 (ten years ago) link
Did this ever come out?!
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 1 February 2014 23:50 (ten years ago) link
oh, duh, even the thread says 2014. I thought it was due two years ago
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 1 February 2014 23:51 (ten years ago) link
loving the accessories. Raph's bitchin' shades in particular.
― circa1916, Sunday, 2 February 2014 00:35 (ten years ago) link
Rule number one:NO NOSES
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 February 2014 06:17 (ten years ago) link
"cccccccum in my mooooouuuutthhhhhh"
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 2 February 2014 07:45 (ten years ago) link
that poster is everything i feared about this
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Sunday, 2 February 2014 15:01 (ten years ago) link
that a 30-year-old man would have any sort of reaction whatsoever to a children's movie about fighting turtles?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 2 February 2014 15:17 (ten years ago) link
Looks less like a movie poster more like the side of a vending machine advertizing a new flavor of Mountain Dew.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 2 February 2014 16:10 (ten years ago) link
if that's the colour palette of the movie then the world can look forward to a 150 minute headache.
― Merdeyeux, Sunday, 2 February 2014 16:20 (ten years ago) link
donatello immediately made me think of http://cdn.madamenoire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Kadeem-Hardison53084.jpg
― gbx, Sunday, 2 February 2014 16:26 (ten years ago) link
Pain & Gain & Pizza & Turtles
― tbd (Eazy), Sunday, 2 February 2014 16:27 (ten years ago) link
How hard could it be to just get James Avery to be Shredder's voice?
― billstevejim, Monday, June 24, 2013 5:17 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
:( rip big man
― slam dunk, Sunday, 2 February 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link
is raphael pink now?
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 2 February 2014 21:34 (ten years ago) link
glbtmnt
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 February 2014 21:43 (ten years ago) link
― Nhex, Sunday, 2 February 2014 22:00 (ten years ago) link
no surprises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjsWpM9zFU
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 31 March 2014 22:39 (ten years ago) link
bay's not even bothering to direct this!
― Nhex, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 04:21 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zss1EHSuT1A#t=69
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 00:41 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/video/comiccon-exclusive-michael-bay-gives-fans-sneak-pe,36528/?playlist=recent-news
― glumdalclitch, Saturday, 26 July 2014 11:21 (nine years ago) link