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I mean OK my parents do this, but they paint our ceilings and buy us stuff and cook for us? Also, I am married to my roomate.

beartrap whoa

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

rw, you should make them pay to get you a hotel so you can live large while they are in town.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

that tiger is no

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

they were supposed to, but left earlier......so that was a bullet dodged

schef that is an excellent idea

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

dude wtf kind of genetic disorder does that thing have?

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Funny Face Disorder ;_;

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

it looks like it has downs syndrome but how the fuck does a tiger get downs syndrome?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

it looks like a cross between a tiger, a predator, and a pokemon

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

this is what happens when you condone the gay lifestyle

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

hey did you know: when a kid presents in the ER or doctor's office or whatever, a perfectly acceptable acronym on the chart is "FLK." This means Funny Looking Kid, and is noted because sometimes FLKs have weird disorders.

pw omg lolz

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i think it's a liger

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Tigador! Use Tongue Lash!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG FLK

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

on noize board someone said it was extremely inbred, i.e. this is people's fault. so sad.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

FLK LOLOLOLOOLOLOL OMG

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm imagining an ER full of characters from Peanuts

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

actually maybe tigers do get trisomy of some chromosome???

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

do chimps?

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG OMG OMG RIVER WOLF YOU JUST MADE TOTAL SENSE OF MY CHILDHOOD

MY DAD (PEDIATRICIAN) CALLS RANDOM PEOPLE FLKS ALL THE TIME. NOW I KNOW WHY!!!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

FLK ingrained it lexicon... NOW </nicholegraham>

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I always thought it was weirdly snarky of him and kind of impressive to have made up that acronym bc English isn't his first language.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

did you ever think to ask him horseshoe?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

oh okay never mind, stupid question

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

but he was just applying MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE to UNATTRACTIVE PASSERS-BY

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't see why a tiger would get anything like that, i mean i've never heard of a cat with such a thing.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

the_more_you_know.jpg

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

well, I kind of did ask him, and he TOTALLY HELD OUT ON ME!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

FLT needs a hug, but would probably maim ;_;

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

myabe it's a photoshop

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry, I am so excited now, I have to email my sisters and explain.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

RW PLS SEND BIKE TEAM TO STAY AT MY HOUSE.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

hey guys i'm a go do some homework laters

brtrps: waht?? my dad told me with great relish.

btrps^2: ok!

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh, they'd better not shave their legs in my shower

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

but maybe there will be ladies on the bike team!

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

That's it, Tigador! Now use your Trisomy Attack!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

man dudes applying for jobs = teh suck

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno, FLT isn't so sad, i mean he seems pretty happy. think of that kitty with only one eye, now that was sad.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh pw otm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

applying for jobs AND medical school: also pretty sucky sometimes :(

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, i have a a sandwich I'm NOT EATING right now, why am i on the itnernet

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

BECAUSE WE AWESOME

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

guys I would hire you for all this jobs! I'm sorry!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

THEY SHOULD CALL IT THE INTERN-NET BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THOSE GUYS DO ALL DAY, RIGHT? HAHA

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

oh guess what i found out: "some people" are crashing at my place this weekend (knew that part).

RW: that should be fine...how many?
Roommate: ....10, 11?
RW: oh u bitch

-- river wolf, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:23 PM (5 minutes ago)

cf me going insane on nb:

hey p3tra and j0n,
long time no see. my friends (@@@@@ and ####) are arriving in new york for a couple of weeks tonight - they are in a band called douchebagkiwis (http://www.myspace.com/KIWIMOTHERFUCKERS ) and are totally sweet people.
i have offered them my room while me and @@@@@@@ are in soho (till this weekend) - so i hope you don't mind replacement flatmates for a week! i mentioned it to j0n but can you mention it to p3tra as well? i don't have her contact details.
and we also bought a double air mattress that they can sleep on the lounge with., i am not sure when they are leaving - but it might be around a week - i hope that's ok? otherwise i am sure i can try and find them an inexpensive hotel or hostel around.

@@@@@ and ###### are arriving tonight - but will stay with us in soho and then %%%%%% will bring them across to brooklyn tomorrow and set them up while i am at school

be good to see you both again, hope life is good?

KIWIDOUCHE

now another girl is staying there and its been like 3 weeks

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously, you guys should kill your roommates. that is major bullshit.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah dude, i've been reading that. suck city. at least my guests will be leaving on sunday, and will probably pay for all my beers this weekend.

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

many SNAPS: THEY SHOULD CALL IT THE SOFTWARE-ENGINEER-NET BECAUSE... UM...

LOOK, PUPPIES!

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― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

ughhhhhhh houseguests!

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/gallery/images/shuttle/sts-110/lores/sts110-375-032.jpg

^ BAND ON TOUR STAYING IN APARTMENT YAY

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

oh fuck
http://members.cox.net/brueger/images/puppies.jpg

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

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