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oh oh oh i want all of theses ponies!

quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

hey motherfuckers

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

did ilx solve handgun control yet

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah will someone pls summarize both those threads?

quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

'cause there ain't no way i'm clicking on them. . .

quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

stupid, stupider

pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

handgun thread: ppl who have never seen a gun in real life before are arguing with charleton heston, and river wolf and milo try to say reasonable things occasionally

vtech thread: somehow has devolved into an argument about whether or not liberals should read right-wing blogs.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

that's my fault, wrt vtech thread ;_;

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

well fwiw i'm basically with you on a lot of what you are saying? especially if what you are saying is "kingfish and ned should stop posting every fucking thing michelle malkin says to ilx"

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

oh they're exhausting, don't bother

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I was saying that but then I got semi-convinced otherwise and now I am just mad at myself because I could/should have been reading Saul Bellow all that time.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

tom nice abletones!

I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i shuold have been learning about the acquired immune system instead

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes i don't want to continue working any longer today. did anyone else listen to tom and ned's song? it's actually pretty good. i did not download it because i have had to listen to it 94/7 for a week.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.claudezervas.com/cz/images/slides-medium/bears.jpg

^^^ i love lamp

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

oh u bitch

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

god i just can't wait to get out of here because it's WARM out and the breeze smells clean and spring-like and i'm going to go home and crank the oblivians and shoes and 20/20 and the minutemen and maybe i'll drink a beer in the backyard.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

we should all get our own scary bear lamp

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

you guys with your normal lives

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

my apartment sucks but we do have a backyard. so the best part of my place isn't technically even in my apartment.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm going out to dinner tonight, at firefly!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh guess what i found out: "some people" are crashing at my place this weekend (knew that part).

RW: that should be fine...how many?
Roommate: ....10, 11?
RW: oh u bitch

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

waht that is ridiculous

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i am broek and need to be able to go to a show tomorrow. hopefully a door guy i know is working at the bottle tomorrow.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

rw, have you considered grabbing your roommate's scrotum and stretching it over his head?

HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

collegiate bike race. some team from Bellingham will be sleeping all over the goddam place, at my house and a neighbor's. upside: pony keg on Saturday. though, secretly, that really isn't much of an upside at all. kegs are much much better when they are at someone else's house.

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

SCROTUM! SCROTUM! SCORTUM! SCROTUM!

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

also, I AM AN ADULT FFS

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait RW wasn't it you whose roomate's parents came and stayed for like a week?

quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8268/1975ligerlz2.jpg
^^^ waht

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

rw otm on noize board about how that tiger is heartbreaking.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean OK my parents do this, but they paint our ceilings and buy us stuff and cook for us? Also, I am married to my roomate.

beartrap whoa

quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

rw, you should make them pay to get you a hotel so you can live large while they are in town.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

that tiger is no

HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

they were supposed to, but left earlier......so that was a bullet dodged

schef that is an excellent idea

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

dude wtf kind of genetic disorder does that thing have?

quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Funny Face Disorder ;_;

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

it looks like it has downs syndrome but how the fuck does a tiger get downs syndrome?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

it looks like a cross between a tiger, a predator, and a pokemon

pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

this is what happens when you condone the gay lifestyle

ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

hey did you know: when a kid presents in the ER or doctor's office or whatever, a perfectly acceptable acronym on the chart is "FLK." This means Funny Looking Kid, and is noted because sometimes FLKs have weird disorders.

pw omg lolz

river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i think it's a liger

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Tigador! Use Tongue Lash!

HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG FLK

ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

on noize board someone said it was extremely inbred, i.e. this is people's fault. so sad.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

FLK LOLOLOLOOLOLOL OMG

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm imagining an ER full of characters from Peanuts

ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

actually maybe tigers do get trisomy of some chromosome???

quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

do chimps?

quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG OMG OMG RIVER WOLF YOU JUST MADE TOTAL SENSE OF MY CHILDHOOD

MY DAD (PEDIATRICIAN) CALLS RANDOM PEOPLE FLKS ALL THE TIME. NOW I KNOW WHY!!!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link


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