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this was funny.

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 30 August 2002 09:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

too long, didnt read

― webber (webber), Saturday, 31 August 2002 07:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

four months pass...

Ah, sweet, nourishing grebe.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 24 January 2003 20:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is clearly the best thread ever.

― Dan I., Friday, 31 January 2003 07:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wow - yeah, this is great *laughing, snorting, and choking* Thanks for reviving it.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 31 January 2003 08:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'm like "who's worshipping at the cyberfuck altar now?" ;-)

― ron (ron), Friday, 31 January 2003 08:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'll gladly make sacrifices here ;)

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 31 January 2003 08:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ant, did you like the dennis cooper I sent you?

I haven't gotten near any in months, you all must stop now.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 31 January 2003 08:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

seven months pass...

best thread ever.

but sexist?

― dengo matherton (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:11 (twenty years ago) link

Orange marmalade is a long-recognized symbol both of patriarchal dominance -- the breast-like globes destroyed, imprisoned in pectin, and reduced to their purest subservience as a food source -- and of subliminated homoeroticism -- the seed-bearing fruit, the testes of the phallic tree, consumed in a sort of transgressive nod to Communion.

So, yes, obviously.

On the other hand, all of this is subverted by the two missing punctuation marks in the thread title: the apostrophe, the most masculine of the in-sentence marks for its shape and the way it dangles over the letters which crouch below it; and the implied exclamation mark, the phallus of the imperative intensifier.

So, no, obviously.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:20 (twenty years ago) link

i kiss you, you grebe

― dengo matherton (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:22 (twenty years ago) link

Tep is my new god.
Fuck off, Don Knotts, I don't need you anymore.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:22 (twenty years ago) link

What, I was going to let three years of Hampshire College go to waste?

Yes, googlers, Hampshire College.

Hampshire College in Amherst, Massachusetts. The Pioneer Valley. Co-founded by the University of Massachusetts at Amherst, Mount Holyoke College, Smith College, and Amherst College.

Hampshire College, home to trip-or-treat Halloween and a yurt.

That's Hampshire College.

hampshire.edu

That one.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:25 (twenty years ago) link

ethANP2 3 : stop commenting you fucking nerds!!

This is actually the best part, cause it sounds like when everyone's watching a video and making fun of it and there's like the one guy who's all "shhhh, shut up, this is the part where the mannequin learns the meaning of love!"

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:37 (twenty years ago) link

This is my favourite thread of all time.

― C J (C J), Sunday, 31 August 2003 08:36 (twenty years ago) link

BlueOtterTwo : he sees the mess and destruction and falls on his knees begging for a mop so he can clean everyone up
BlueOtterTwo : when he cannot find anything he uses his lucisou lizard tounge

― trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 31 August 2003 19:44 (twenty years ago) link

four months pass...

lets our feeling fly

― nillentiger, Monday, 26 January 2004 10:38 (twenty years ago) link

two years pass...

yesh letsh

― gear (gear), Monday, 12 June 2006 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

six months pass...

[nabisco]

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 6 January 2007 06:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I always wondered why he stopped using his real name. HISTORY LESSON.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 6 January 2007 06:10 (seventeen years ago) link

"Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat."

― teh_kit (g-kit), Saturday, 6 January 2007 11:05 (seventeen years ago) link

This reads like a Donald Antrim novel or something

― -- (688), Saturday, 6 January 2007 11:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Laurel, his mom googled his name and discovered this thing called ILX. :-)

(Christ, I've been on this board for much too long.)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 6 January 2007 12:17 (seventeen years ago) link

only in america

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Saturday, 6 January 2007 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

dark side of the fork

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Saturday, 6 January 2007 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

nine months pass...

BlueOtterTwo : he sees the mess and destruction and falls on his knees begging for a mop so he can clean everyone up
BlueOtterTwo : when he cannot find anything he uses his lucisou lizard tounge

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 01:46 (sixteen years ago) link

This makes my sexing feel...unimaginative?

BlueOtterTwo : So ethan i push you against the fridge and we make a sandwhich out of jess he moans like a small grebe
ethANP2 3 : jess you small grebe
BlueOtterTwo : mel hears the grebe from the living room , then a crack . The Sub Slaves arm is broken she walks in inan urses uuniform

― Abbott, Thursday, 18 October 2007 01:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Can someone please check that this thread is de-indexed / remove my name?

― nabisco, Thursday, 18 October 2007 01:50 (sixteen years ago) link

These terms only appear in links pointing to this page: fisting

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 01:57 (sixteen years ago) link

lol [nabisco]

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 01:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Thanks, mod. I feel special being the second-ever recipient of the L-Jag replacement tool.

― nabisco, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:03 (sixteen years ago) link

[nabisco] lol

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:04 (sixteen years ago) link

[nabisco]

― stet, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:04 (sixteen years ago) link

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link

habisco

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:08 (sixteen years ago) link

HO -TM

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%5Bnabisco%5D+fisting&btnG=Google+Search

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:11 (sixteen years ago) link

[nab isco]

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:16 (sixteen years ago) link

[nabisco]

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:17 (sixteen years ago) link

[nabisco]

― gbx, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:19 (sixteen years ago) link

wau!

― gbx, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:19 (sixteen years ago) link

There was an error parsing the BBcode in your post:
Unknown BBcode tag: [nabisco]

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:22 (sixteen years ago) link

This is fucking brilliant.

― morningsaystoidleon, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:23 (sixteen years ago) link

isco], [nab

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link

[nabisco]

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link

i especially missed [him]

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link

oops

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link

sorry

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link

[nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco]

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link

[.], [ban me]

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Skipping 34 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

i missed all the fun :(

― gershy, Thursday, 18 October 2007 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link

someone else revived it :(

― estela, Thursday, 18 October 2007 03:53 (sixteen years ago) link

I am sorry nab!sco. I feel partially responsible.

― Yerac, Thursday, 18 October 2007 04:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Heave Ho got through on an ... all-caps loophole?

P.S. yes, I am thinking certain people kinda suck at free time.

― nabisco, Thursday, 18 October 2007 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm doing some work at a theater a little north of the Halsted/Broadway iHop and find that a slice of whole-wheat pizza and some vitamin b-ish water at the Whole Foods hits the spot afterwards.

― Eazy, Thursday, 18 October 2007 04:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Aw fuck, that was meant for the Chicago thread.

― Eazy, Thursday, 18 October 2007 04:07 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

― dan m, Thursday, 18 October 2007 04:25 (sixteen years ago) link

hahaha

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 18 October 2007 04:40 (sixteen years ago) link

[ban me]

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Just had to test it.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:18 (sixteen years ago) link

The pic of the two bees made me gig.

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:18 (sixteen years ago) link

[Ban mí]

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Anyway, why such a privilege? Are some ILXors more equal than others? Can I ask for everytime someone writes "Tuomas is fake", it'll change into "I have a rosy anus"?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:23 (sixteen years ago) link

anus???

― Jordan Sargent, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:24 (sixteen years ago) link

ah-noos, maybe.

― Jordan Sargent, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:25 (sixteen years ago) link

anusuh

― gershy, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I have a better idea

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Tuomas is fake

― gershy, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:32 (sixteen years ago) link

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