Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

I'm not exactly one of football's sophisticated thinkers.

This is usually an absolute humdinger with at least five goals in it but it looks like BAE and Adebayor will be out so I'm a bit worried, even given the flimsy nature of Arsenal's defence.

The implacable Frenchman will have been anticipating that a performance against his club's bitterest rivals will have could silence the voices of those who have believed that it will have been time for him to have moved on.

Van Persie hat-trick 3

VdV 1

Thanks xp. Will avoid the bathrooms this time.

Cudicini, Dawson, Lennon, Van der Vaart, Rose, Sandro, Defoe.

That's the best Spurs bench I've ever seen.

...whereas on the Arsenal bench only AOC deserves to be at a Premier League club.

Spurs fans of ILF: stop pretending you don't think you're gonna stroll to a win.

See?

Well done on winning the World Cup everyone.

Lol.

missed it

Arsenal have looked a lot better since their backline invitingly opened up for Saha. Nervous now.

I know Neville is astute and insightful and brings a lot to punditry and we all love him now... but I just hate him.

should be either two up or level, ref a bit homey

very homey

actually, fuckit, he's a cheating cunt

How the fucking fuck is that a yellow card?

got that right tho

Bale you prick.

lol not rly obv

blatant dive

Was it?

Nonononononononono

he should, tbf, continue his run and have the decency to get tripped by rather than dive.

Oh, a dive? Yeah, he's a cunt.

Feo also a cunt.

Bale has added some excellent simulation skills to his game. Not that i'm watching

what did james mitchell say to redknapp that's going to get him expelled

can't rly defend it tbh, maybe a touch from gibbs but he's rly hurled himself there.

Oh well, i'll cede the moral high ground big clubs get these calls after all

Mike Dean is a fucking cheat.

you'll feel better for coming to terms with it xpost

nice

Shouldn't be sitting off so much

Oh wow. Didn't see that happening.

ALL. OVER. MY. FACE.

great

shouldn't be sitting off so much

Hahahahaha

To think I nearly went home after the pen

ledley would want to start earning his weekly here, not modrics job to be shutting rvp out

why are arsenal playing in all white tops

draw'll do, but not much fuckin good lettin them walk through us just cos we don't need a win

Ffs

is it 1-0 to manu or norwich? the bbc site has conflicting views

1-0 Man Utd (Scholes) innit.

'Arry to bring on Sandro perhaps? This game's shredding my nerves.

sandro on for parker, maybe (booked and ref will be lookin to level things imo), walker to defend a bit, king and kaboul to start taking some responsibility for the defensive line, could be ok here

Spurs have done what I think I needed them to do to make me hate them. Admiration and grudging respect to fuck

Utd are looking well dodge at the back (although De Gea is playing well). Look capable of scoring any time they go forward but they kind of sat back for the last twenty minutes of the half

it's the hatred of newcastle fans i crave these days tbh

Need Lennon on for Kranjcar, Arsenal look very vulnerable on the break.

sandro vdv on, kranjcar saha off. Makes a bit of sense but rather lennon bale on the proper wings tbh

Love sandro, predict him to pwn.