Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

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I am 50% sympathy, 50% lols. I'm sure this is where someone tells me he raped 7 women while on international duty and I am a moron for thinking it* but he seems like a genuine nice fella, which is rare in football and to see it be him go through this can't help but gain my sympathy. If it was someone I just don't like, say Rooney or Drogba or whoever, to go through the exact same circumstances it would 100% lols.

*Unfortunately finding out someone I previously liked is actually a horrible arsehole is pretty common in modern football.

― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 25 February 2012 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

1-0 to the Newcastle after a genius Ba backheel and Hennessey save. This cd go to double figures if you like that kind of thing.

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

this did happen rooney iirc they doubled his pay

― steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 February 2012 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

can see a good club coming in for Hennessey when we go down.

Gutierrez just cunted Newcastle's 2nd.

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

hennessy's shite, another p robinson, useful only as far as he can fall

― steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 February 2012 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

imo, obv u differ

― steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 February 2012 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

Watching the Chelsea game. They are shite

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

Torres to come on and score a hat-trick obv

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

Shite? But they've got cole, essien, and lampard in the team today. The chosen ones. The 3 players who would have made the difference against Napoli. Struggling against Bolton? Surely not.

― pandemic, Saturday, 25 February 2012 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

N'Gog has been quiet too. After all that hype

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

Think N'Gog certainly unaware of any hype.

― pandemic, Saturday, 25 February 2012 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

dunno whether to sit thru the second half or go to Lidl. on the one hand, we've got a lot more shape and composure. on the other, we're ponderous and unimaginative and we don't have the players to break them down. also i need to get a bunch of groceries.

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

sold

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

non-defending defender David Luiz with a pretty nice goal

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

They should start him and Drogba up front against Napoli and just punt long balls and crosses.

― pandemic, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

non no nonsense

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

nonsense defenders are far more interesting

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

JARVIS FLUKES ONE

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

lúcio is a no-nonsense quasi-nonsensical defender

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

we had 4 in the box too, Connor actually has fractionally improved things

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

what about nonce sense defenders?

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

Phil collins more of a right winger iirc

― pandemic, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

julian dicks looks like he might retain a passing interest in tracking down nonces and telling them to have a word with themselves

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

commentator: AVB - Absolutely Vital Breakthrough

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

After retiring as a footballer, Dicks took up golf and soon turned professional, but was forced to give this career up due to his knee injury. He does, however, still play golf recreationally. In 2001 he made a brief return to football after signing for non-League Canvey Island, but played only four matches. He went on to run the Shepherd & Dog Public House in Langham, near Colchester, Essex, before moving to Spain.

truly he is the platonic ideal of a retired west ham player

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

please change the subject. When I hear the name Julian Dicks my mind goes to other terrible Liverpool signings...Don Hutchinson, Neil Ruddock...Shudder.

― pandemic, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

Drogba with gets the second, which is his 99th PL goal. He's no Wayne Rooney

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

It speaks for Carroll's progress that he's not on that list

― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

Miyachi looks decent

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

pretty glad i haven't gone to lidl yet

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

how come liverpool never signed dean holdsworth

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

unfuckingbelievable :D

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

"an astonishing come-back from Wolves" sums it up nicely

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

TORRES

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

sidles on the pitch to an ovation from the Chelsea fans

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

you had me going there

― pandemic, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

ugh, Lampard

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

fantasy points soften the blow for me

― pandemic, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

reckless challenge from Ameobi but apparently that's only a yellow when you're playing us

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

this has been the first football we've played in months

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

lol give Connor the 5 year contract now

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

Blimey, Sunderland got absolutely caned today. By West Brom!

Good point for Noodle's boys even if they hadn't been 2-0 down imo

― pandemic, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

Newcastle seemed at 90 percent for a lot of it, but we kept the ball, played some good stuff at times and def deserved the draw. several players still clearly not good enough but if this side of us - which appeared v. intermittently under mick this season - is down to Connor then i've just become cautiously optimistic

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

fuckin rotted cocks why'd i think wolves had drawn with chelsea

Pogbryniak lookin good for fulham

― steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 February 2012 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

new t-shirt

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://i44.tinypic.com/15880ms.jpg

― jojothejojo (toandos), Saturday, 25 February 2012 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

boo! how inane. he'll never top 'why always me' at this rate.

― kid steel (cajunsunday), Saturday, 25 February 2012 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

thought nn was advocating a 'fuckin rotted cocks' or, even more random, a 'pogbryniak looks ok for fulham' t-shirt

― steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 February 2012 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

sure, i'd buy it

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

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