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You have just ruined lox.

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

you are on the money with that one, sir!

beartrap not YOU, dan

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

WAS WAITING FOR THE DANG PERRY JOKE THANK YOU

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Out of a belief that Jean should not be given any sort of mercy in her punishment, Shooter suggested a scenario where Jean would be banished to a radioactive asteroid, where she would be forever burning from cosmic radiation, but was open to alternate suggestions from Claremont and Byrne.

Jim Shooter, a reasonable man.

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't like to put salmon and cream cheese on vaginas (sorry ladies).

SNAP: Jim Shooter is batshit, it's awesome.

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT RIVIER WOLF WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DARK PHOE? I ALWAYS DO THAT AND WAS JUST TALKING TO ALLY ABOUT IT! did she refer to it somehow? or are we all made of blood diamonds???

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

But bacon would be awesome.

HOTRAP

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

bacon would get in the way

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

PETE READ ONE ADDITIONAL TRHEAD SOME TIME
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53141#unread

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Not after you finished eating it! Beat rap.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

oh fucking bacon, i forgot what a sweet sweet mistress you are.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i know this is already on noize roffles but it's really too awesome not to repost: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxigNvJxGn4

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

lol "fucking bacon"!

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

well there's eatin' bacon and then there's... no, no, fuck you, i will not defile something as PURE and as WONDERFUL as bacon.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't have a single adorable parent story, how depressing

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dropline.net/cats/images/thriller%20cats.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

hey everyone i need to start showing up to work "on time" apparently

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

marky that sebadoh song and many of those butterglory song are pretty awes!

WTF u get called out ally??

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

it's getting to the point where i feel like i should be finding jobs for you ally

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i had my review in which it was revealed that my territory is 6% over goal/18% over last year and also glowing praise blah blah blah blah blah about being a consummate team player and always happy to basically give up everything ever in the world to back up jackasses and so on and so forth BUT since i show up 15 minutes late pretty regularly due to ABSOLUTELY HATING THIS PLACE AND EVERYONE IN IT i kind of only qualify as "meets standards" and do not "exceed standards"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

my territory is 6% over goal/18% over last year

i'd like to point out that they are talking about MY territory only, not the OTHER THREE I HAVE BEEN WORKING AND KEEPING AT STOCK EVEN FOR THE MAJORITY OF THE PAST 5 MONTHS. which is written, right here, in this review!!!

but still i only meet standards and you know that means i wouldn't get anything from this review.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i take back what i said about not killing people

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

because if i demoralized myself even more and rushed in here on time instead of just saying fuck it, getting coffee and a smoke first, maybe we'd be like 7% over goal because GOD FORBID ANYONE ELSE DO ANYTHING.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh Jesus Christ.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i guess the reason why i am in this industry to begin with is that i took this all laughing and smiling and being ultimate #1 bro the entire time, only making one (1) sarcastic and nasty comment about anyone.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that sentence didn't entirely make sense

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm getting down on myself for basically having no marketable skills whatsoever besides being a big huge phony, sorry :\

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't have marketable skills, either, it's ok

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

high fives

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i really need to find a way to turn "being chatty" into a marketable skill

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hey are you guys talking about having no marketable skills

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

yes we are ghost rider, come and join us!

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i was an english major haha!

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

being a big chatty liar is my marketable skill, the circle comes back to full yet again

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I determined (in a conversation with a professor, no less!) that my only marketable skill is "being pleasant." if you are a chick, that conversation turns awkward real quick.

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

The Flying Dawkins: a place for big chatty liars

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not even pleasant :/

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

the schef, please go tell adorable parent factoids on the relevant thread!

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

that's okay, Alex, you're a boy, being pleasant will get you nowhere.

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

my marketability rests solely on being cute (according to my boss I "have the motor skills of a small child"): this will get me through my thesis, and then I am doomed.

― jessie monster, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes you are pleasant. beartrap

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, Jessie, I'm not sure what your thesis is in, but I'm in grad school and cute is a double-edged sword (if you're a chick.)

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

yay for Ally's mom!

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

hi why am I so bitter today. sorry guys. you are all pleasant and lovely.

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha you've never met us

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I feel confident

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, being a woman in ~~life~~ (grad) school is a double-edged sword. :/

― jessie monster, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

every job i've ever had was basically me being hired to flirt with people and manipulate them. i'm having kind of a crisis here i think.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

"pleasant"

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

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