I think every single person should be forced to work either in a restaurant or in retail for at least a year and preferably when they're a teenager.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
I don't care about privacy that much. Convenience is more awesome.
haha now we're getting into challops zone, otmish
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
i know but i think caek should have been more specifc about what he plans to do with xkcd as grand supreme ruler
xxp
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
i just wish most people couldnt have opinions about things
― (_()_) (Lamp), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
contraception and sex-ed properly integrated at all levels
this raises so many uncomfortable questions
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
National Anthem replaced with "Yakety Sax."
― Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link
Mandatory cargo shorts/flip flops for anyone who bitches about cargo shorts/flip flops.
― things you're secretly kinda libertranny about (beachville), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link
People who abuse or molest their children should be sterilized.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, February 13, 2012 12:57 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah don't agree with this
― ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link
looooool Lamp
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link
See, I would say all conversations/written pieces must contain at least two sports metaphors; fewer wouldn't be cricket, and more than that would be like a 2-point conversion when you're already up by 20.
I see you're one of the happier products of elementary schools that taught you to read and write in another language.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link
by law: every council and legislature has to have proportional representation on at least two of the three of the following metrics, of all the people in its jurisdiction: race, gender, and/or wealth
also by law: all corporate boards of directors are only one third appointed by shareholders, another third are selected from its customers or residents in areas where it has HQ or significant operations, and the last third from its employees. how these are selected, i don't care!
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
Kevin - That's OK, you don't have to! I don't actually think that should be a law btw because it's obviously wrong and goes against human right etc. But that's the whole idea here or it was when I first proposed the thread.
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animal cruelty now a felony
yes x1000
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
ah right.
i would see it made unprotected speech. someone should make really nasty reality show about randall monroe's life. and any scientist who enjoys it should be defunded by the relevant grant agency.
― caek, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
Perfectly fine with just breaking off the I-5 corridor from San Fran to Vancouver to form Cascadia.
http://www.smallflags.com/flg/images/PRODUCTS/FLAGS/Speciality%20Flags/Doug%20Flag.jpg
mode of economics: ecotechnosocialist
― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
Man, I recently did business with a 100% employeed-owned company and it was pretty cool.
― one little aioli (Laurel), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
SB should never have been changed to FP
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
oh this is just a joke thread my b
― ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
only one child per couple allowed and only if that couple passes a child-rearing assessment.
― lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:14 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
OTM. Until the population falls under a billion, then you can apply to have 2 but you have to write a really convincing essay.
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link
if dumb people couldn't have kids the american economy would be fucked
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link
nah fuck that, kids are awesome
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, February 13, 2012 1:23 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this would be so nice! does it exist anywhere on earth?
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
yeah but look at Lucianne Goldberg
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
people who don't pick up their dog's poo should be grounded
― caek, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
everyone should be required to have like 3 kids, if you're broke, fine, here's money for your kids, don't care if your married or anything.
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
usually people who say that kind of shit are concerned about a dwindling supply of white babies but i'm totally not picky!
horseshoe: not afaik
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
mandatory mixed-race breeding could fix that
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha i have been trying to stop myself from saying white people should be sterilized but oops there it is
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
just kidding
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
kind of
i can't tell if this thread is "things i think in a momentary rage" or not?
you only really need 1 generation of mandatory mixed race breeding, then you're good
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
― lil kink (Matt P), Monday, February 13, 2012 6:14 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Fuck yes. Though like ENBB I'd *maybe* consider a two-child policy.
― emil.y, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
yeah if selective sterilization wasn't obviously completely and inherently wrong it could be used to tackle a lot of different issues tbh
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
Mandatory second language education at all levels. Pick a language. Any language.
Doesn't matter the subject. During my junior year at Michigan, one of the sections of ME 211("Intro to Solid Mechanics") was taught entirely in Mandarin.
― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
im with goole, no one should be sterilized, not even yakubs spawn, we just need to give way more money to kids and schools, and also ban cars and guns forever
― max, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
imagine the sexy vibe in bars the last night of free breeding before 25 years of compulsory mixed breeding.
like when people try to get tax write-offs in under the wire but with dicks.
― caek, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
"people who don't pick up their dog's poo should be grounded"
yeah dog poo pickup laws are like... the source of the problem is not people deciding to fail to pick up their dog's poo, its that dogs are legal and encouraged
― Euler, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
xxp also they all have to be raised in apartment buildings
― max, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link
lol max
i def should not have posted that. posts i immediately regret.
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link
ya dog poo and car crashes are pretty close to the same thing. might as well call them equivalent.
no I'm serious
― Euler, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
both can ruin a good pair of shoes
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
oh good, i dont agree with banning dogs, but i support your right to demand their elimination
― max, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
if we can't get rid of capital punishment, then the role of executioner is selected from the community like jury duty. if that person can't pull the trigger, welp, ok the prisoner lives.
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
haha that's a good one!
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
I'll happily consent to banning cars if we can ban dogs too
― Euler, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
it's a deal
can the selected executioner exercise the option to swap out the condemned for a personal nemesis?
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
let's ban cats too
mandatory bird ownership btw