what is funny is that because I am not completely familiar with their ratings, I couldn't tell if they gave it 0/4 stars or 4/some indeterminate number because nothing was shaded
― valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:13 (twelve years ago) link
yeah. I believe the site was hacked during the day too, lolskywalker
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link
guys lets pray that tpm3d fuckin TANKS
i mean i know it wont
but... wouldnt it be nice
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 05:45 (twelve years ago) link
While we are opposed to the Star Wars films and their mysticism, George Lucas's tendency towards replacement of the live-action elements in his re-releases is a step in the right direction of a new cinema. Hopefully in the next re-release he will replace all of the human actors with CGI creations.
― Banaka™ (banaka), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 09:24 (twelve years ago) link
^
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 10:31 (twelve years ago) link
not a banaka fan but loved that
― RejoicingShepherd (stevie), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 10:33 (twelve years ago) link
Hayden Christensen weeps (perhaps w/ gratitude)
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 12:28 (twelve years ago) link
I will be there this weekend, btw. I came home last night and my son gave me a very honest plea to see it.
One time I accidentally bad-mouthed Jar Jar Binks in front of him and he looked at me very confused and hurt and said "You don't like Jar Jar?"
― beachville, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago) link
Feel ashamed to say this, but I'll be taking my son to this over the weekend, and I'm the one who's excited about it.
I also saw TPM several times in the theater when it originally came out. I may have a problem....
― Moodles, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago) link
I'm there for you, Moodles. I saw it at midnight when it opened and several times after that.
(I'm white, btw)
― You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link
I saw both TPM and AOTC twice in theaters, in an attempt to convince myself and others that each was better than they actually were.
― beachville, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link
ROTS I didn't see until someone uploaded it to YouTube in 10 parts, which probably wasn't the way to watch that one.
― beachville, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
have you guys seen this? it's not good, but might have some extra chuckles for you.
http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/fanboys/4000
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:01 (twelve years ago) link
I actually saw ROTS at the charity premiere in Washington, DC, my wife having surprised me with $250 per person tickets. I sat directly in front of Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher.
xp "Not good" is very, very charitable for something that wastes the talents of everyone involved.
― You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:02 (twelve years ago) link
you are all the problem.
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:05 (twelve years ago) link
well Fanboys did have one great Harrison Ford joke
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
Have always been disappointed that the Phantom Menace contained no actual phantoms.
― beachville, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link
http://screamsheet.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/gerard-butler.jpg
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://dawnsdvds.com/h/phan.gif
― You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
Looks about as good as the Phantom Menace, for what it's worth. Ben Affleck as Obi-Wan, Peter O'Toole as Qui-Gon...
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
I do love the "top-billed, not on poster, lol old people" nature of the whole thing.
― You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
^^^
this "thank you sir may I have another" psychology is baffling.
― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
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― You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 7:55 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― beachville, Wednesday, February 8, 2012 7:55 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Lets face it, the prequels gave all us SW nerds Stockholm syndrome
― Frobisher (Viceroy), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link
Says the guy named after Trade Viceroy Nute Gunray. Yes I do want to kill myself for knowing that.
― Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
Now, has everybody else here all seen the RLM takes on these flicks?
― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
^^ urgent & key
― valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link
ya, that's the last time i'm going to spend towards star wars again. those are great.
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago) link
RLM?
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link
rindustrial light and magic
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.freecoloring.info/img/scooby-doo-02.gif
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link
These:
http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/
They go into what made the prequels fail as movies, versus why the originals worked. I like these a lot b/c they serve both as film class lectures, you could say, and as autopsies. Thanks to these guys, nobody ever needs to think about the prequels ever again. The flicks are dead & buried now.
The vids deconstruct the movies from a character & narrative angle, and in reviewing the 3rd one, spend an extended amount showing exactly how Lucas is a horrible director who just stopped trying decades ago.
A sample taste:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI
Well worth your time, as is their weekly "Half in the Bag" review series.
― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link
They have been discussed at length in this thread.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link
I know. I'm asking again b/c the folks who participate in active convos in here change over time.
― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link
oh shit there's an indy 4 one? see you in an hour.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link
he also reviews 'cop dog' - wtf that is
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
the cop dog review is excellent imo
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link
He actually doesn't totally hate Indy 4 iirc
― Number None, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link
idg the appeal of those RLM things. can people not work out for themselves why these movies are awful or something
― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link
seems like they act more as therapy for victims of Lucas' abuse than as anything particularly insightful
― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link
sigh
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link
idg why people read or experience any kind of cultural commentary, ppl cant realize all this shit on their own or something
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link
They are plenty insightful. One thing that always stuck with me is when he demonstrates how people in the prequels are always walking everywhere even when shit is going down because they were all filmed in little green boxes and they didn't have the space to actually run around. Like i had always known that the over-reliance on shitty CGI was one of the main reasons the prequels suck but that was as an aspect of it i'd never thought about
― Number None, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago) link
I don't need 10-minutes of pseudo-comical commentary to grasp that the characters in Phantom Menace are non-existent/underdeveloped. sorry. it's the level of insight here that I'm getting at, not the existence of commentary itself.
xp
― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link
You don't need to apologize for having different needs than we do, it's cool.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link
some ppl like to think about things in depth, its just like... a habit i guess
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago) link
Shakey has never listened to a commentary track
― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago) link
lol @ 'level of insight' rhrn
― BJ O (Lamp), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link
― polyphonic, Wednesday, February 8, 2012 6:34 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
seconded, might have to watch that again sometime
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link
the scene where he destroys his tv with jizz whilst watching an olson twin movie is a++++
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:36 (twelve years ago) link
I dunno, it didn't add any insight
― polyphonic, Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link