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wait i haven't eaten yet today!

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

OH HEY IT'S LUNCHTIME

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ok mickey getting ornery at an actual FAMOUS BLOGGER in a conversation about FAMOUS BLOGGING is so shark jump that now i want to read other threads again.

no, wait, i want to go smoke and go shopping, never mind :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to go to humboldt park and play wiffleball and drink beer and smoke cigarettes until about 4:30. 4:30 should be quitting time and from the park i want to go to a bar for drinks and a steak.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

HEY WOW THESE NEWSPAPER JOBS SURE DON'T PAY VERY MUCH LOL I AM MEDIA EXPERT HOWARD "MICKEY" KURTZ WITH YOUR ANALYSIS

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to do what kevin is doing today

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I keep hoping that eventually by sniping at mickey enough he'll say something bannable, but I suppose if that "racism" thread wasn't enough, it'll never happen.

I'm not at work, and I think I will have chinese buffet, drink beer, and watch "Final Destination 3" today.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Tracer Hand was otm when he asked mickey if he could stop being an ass for five minutes. I want to feel bad for mickey sometimes but he is never not an ass!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm kind of shocked he wasn't banned after the racism thread but apparently we only ban marissa and PEW now

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm kind of amazed he's not just dead from being too stupid to be alive but then again that amazes me about many, many people.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to do what kevin is doing today

you want to sit in an airless office wondering if you're going to kill your new officemate or yourself first? because seriously, IF SHE KEEPS READING OUT LOUD those are the only two options.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

and now i'm posting bitchy shit to nabisco instead of just blatantly ignoring him, TIME FOR LUNCH

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I think gun control debates always get depressingly tribal. I need to stop reading that thread.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i knew without even reading it what that thread would eventually degenerate into, if it didn't start there.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

can we talk about fucking hipster directors again or SOMETHING so i don't keep enabling the derail of the VT thread

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

sweet owen wilson sooths the pain.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

well that failed within ten seconds

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

haha you guys

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys, Mickey welcomed me to "teh internet"! He's such a sweet boy.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry bro, no welcome cookies no credibility

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

he made you a cookie but it was impounded by the feds as evidence

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

he's able to get out of the house now, right? and he's no nicer.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I love you, Alex.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm probably the only Britisher ilxor to have shot any kind of weapon, I could probably have something to add if there was any evidence of sanity out there, but there isn't so I'm staying well clear of either of those threads.

― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god dudes lemon juice in the eye

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

worst minute of my life here

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

;_;

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

yes that is an uncanny likeness of me, right now

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I wish hunting weren't solely a rich person's sport in the UK.

― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm eatin a blt and everything seems a-ok from here

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe that's what I should do

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Jackie-Chan-and-Owen-Wilson-Photograph-C10039202.jpeg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

also i'd like to point out that matt drudge is not the king of the information age.
http://scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/adam_schefter.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i was just trying to throw him off the scent, it would blow his mind if he knew how things really operate

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

oh whatever, like you even know anything about blogging, or the internet. just shut the hell up and get some more tattoos already.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I think his nex one should be 'gin lane' by hogarth, then Steve Bell's Jack and Hortence call for More Ron and his tactical deployable hair.

― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i don't see why not. i plan to have my next one be schefter's face in the dead center of my back with the words FUCK YEAH above it, and also integrate cupcakes somehow. i'm doing this tonight.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

hey what can you dc'ers tell me about a band called the points? supposedly from dc/fredricksburg area? anyone? anyone?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.library.northwestern.edu/spec/hogarth/images/1.69.jpg

― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

that would be so awesome

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

that is totally me in the lower right corner.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i like the man fighting the dog for a bone, i imagine that if i lived on gin lane, i'd be very good friends with that person.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean i'd be inviting all these people to hang out in my apartment after bar close, that's for damn sure

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

no, i don't like the guy with the sword, he looks judgmental.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

this goes on the other side

http://www.tate.org.uk/tateetc/issue9/images/hogarth_beerstreet.jpg

― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

sword?? i meant saw

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

oh kevin dude the points are awesome! i've only seen em once but they were hard aggro catchy hip-shakin garage punk; been meaning to catch em again.

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

ok first of all beer street is a total lie

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

from the looks of things on gin lane, being indoors to do your drinking isn't a major concern. and someone should tell that lady on the steps that maybe she should get the abcesses on her leg looked at.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

catchy hip-shakin garage punk

that's what i wanted to hear, thanks.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

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