Back in the '90s (so pre-screen sharing etc) I had a woman who couldn't log into the isp through the terminal user/pass thing. Conversation went on for at least 15 minutes, spelling her user & pass, checking the case, checking the caps lock wasn't on etc. Turns out she never once pressed enter, so her terminal screen was like this
Username: jwatkinsLEO123jwatkinsLEO123jwatkinsLEO123jwatkinsLEO123jwatkinsLEO123jwatkinsLEO123jwatkinsLEO123jwatkinsLEO123jwatkinsLEO123jwatkinsLEO123
how does one diagnose such a thing ffs
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 20 January 2012 09:30 (twelve years ago) link
Yeeep thats one reason why I bailed on helpdesk work. You can't see what the idiots are doing, Ive heard so many stories about callers who say "yep" to everything theyre asked to do, and then admit theyre actually in the car/at work and not in front of said connection at all, I mean WTF. How do you think we're gonna fix it, with telepathy!?
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Friday, 20 January 2012 09:47 (twelve years ago) link
oh god, that's ridiculous
Btw j1m feel free to edit my obnoxious post if it buggers yr width
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 20 January 2012 09:48 (twelve years ago) link
there's nothing wrong with my width
― bro-one (electricsound), Friday, 20 January 2012 09:50 (twelve years ago) link
f'nar
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 20 January 2012 09:51 (twelve years ago) link
hahahah
I love how this gives the impression Jims been sitting in the bg all this time tolerating our nerdy whinging with a polite yawn.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Friday, 20 January 2012 09:57 (twelve years ago) link
hahahahahahahahahaha yes
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 20 January 2012 10:11 (twelve years ago) link
my hipsterpad just autocorrected "hahahahahahahaha" to "hah aahahahahaha" wtf
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 20 January 2012 10:12 (twelve years ago) link
not that far from reality!
― bro-one (electricsound), Friday, 20 January 2012 10:14 (twelve years ago) link
sometimes I do imagine jim watching ilx in a fireman uniform
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 20 January 2012 10:16 (twelve years ago) link
one of my available wireless networks is (.)(.)
u should try to 'connect'. honk honk!
― non, je ne regrette nyan cat (haitch), Friday, 20 January 2012 11:02 (twelve years ago) link
waitin' on a Crust pizza delivery tbh. SO HONGRY
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Friday, 20 January 2012 11:27 (twelve years ago) link
haaa
had crust last week. pretty nice but well overpriced
― bro-one (electricsound), Friday, 20 January 2012 13:34 (twelve years ago) link
forgot to have dinner
― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Friday, 20 January 2012 15:01 (twelve years ago) link
ohm sweet ohm. rampant lollerdaze drinking/eating only added one (1) kilo, fair result i guess
― non, je ne regrette nyan cat (haitch), Saturday, 21 January 2012 08:39 (twelve years ago) link
'sup estela
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQYIL8DXhU8&feature=player_embedded
― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Monday, 23 January 2012 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
la dolce vita right there
― 'Goldwater Republican' (euphemism) (haitch), Monday, 23 January 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link
yo h-man are u rothering?
― mazzy deathstarr (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 00:07 (twelve years ago) link
Man I better not forget to go to that show! Or battles this satdee
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago) link
attn fitzmongs
http://indolentdandy.net/fitzroyalty/2012/01/22/banned-from-a-cafe-that-does-not-exist/
basically lol @ this cafe
― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:35 (twelve years ago) link
Gold!
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
stencil's meltdown in the comments is spectacular
― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:41 (twelve years ago) link
the hottest street art for the hottest artists
pathetic
― mazzy deathstarr (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:44 (twelve years ago) link
i didn't think it was possible to be more of a dipshit than the blogger but there you go
― mazzy deathstarr (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:45 (twelve years ago) link
that is hilarious. they just keep right on digging!
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:46 (twelve years ago) link
Phil H20 January 2012 at 9:27 am
Hi Guys,
I just wanted to let all our fans know that our words were taken out of context.
CheersPhil and Christine
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brian 20 January 2012 at 2:06 pm
Fans? No one knows who you are. You haven’t opened and become ‘a Fitzroy institution’ yet. How can you be taken out of context when the context is obvious and explained?
This is fuckin hilarious!
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:46 (twelve years ago) link
HA
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:47 (twelve years ago) link
The bottom line is you’re banned, and when you’re the one walking up the street trying to get a coffee and can’t- it’s going to be your own fault.
― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:48 (twelve years ago) link
well his name is phil after all
― mazzy deathstarr (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:48 (twelve years ago) link
Within a few weeks we will be moving to a spot on the same block, we also have some of Melbourne’s hottest and hippest artists literally cueing up to get their stuff on the walls.
And with the menus themed around street art like ‘Reka Ribs’ ‘Perks Pizza’ ‘Banksy bacon burgers’ and ‘Shepard Fairey Bread’ it’s no wonder.
These guys are trollin, rite?
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:48 (twelve years ago) link
amazing
― ‘Banksy bacon burgers’ and ‘Shepard Fairey Bread’ (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:49 (twelve years ago) link
I love the "ppl who go to the Black Cat will come to us bc we have ART!"
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:49 (twelve years ago) link
Daren Duncan22 January 2012 at 7:44 pm
Here here Brian.What’s wrong with these people? I for one shall be sticking to Melbourne institutions like Black Cat and The Fitz. They might not have street art, but they have great coffee and great food and they don’t mind me pulling out the iPhone to do a little food blogging.
…..And I’ve never been given a free coffee :(
Just kidding.
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Phil H 22 January 2012 at 8:38 pm
Darren,
“and they don’t mind me pulling out the iPhone to do a little food blogging.”
To be fair you don’t sound like the sort of person that will be welcome at Stencil.
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― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:49 (twelve years ago) link
"fuck off out of our shop" is an intriguing retail strategy
― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:50 (twelve years ago) link
i want invader involtini
― ‘Banksy bacon burgers’ and ‘Shepard Fairey Bread’ (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:50 (twelve years ago) link
we also have some of Melbourne’s hottest and hippest artists literally cueing up to get their stuff on the walls.
LITERALLY
― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:51 (twelve years ago) link
He keeps going on about free coffee. I think he really IS trolling! Weird.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link
by stuff they mean poo
― ‘Banksy bacon burgers’ and ‘Shepard Fairey Bread’ (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:53 (twelve years ago) link
literally cueing up
aspiring artists, yesterday
http://www.twcues.co.uk/img/twcues-specialist-pic.jpg
― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link
maybe "free coffee" is code for 'bumps of coke'
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link
the next banksy
http://i.imgur.com/mK4ey.jpg
― ‘Banksy bacon burgers’ and ‘Shepard Fairey Bread’ (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:56 (twelve years ago) link
"spray cans" of Coke is killing me.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:56 (twelve years ago) link
and "I just wanted to let all our fans know that our words were taken out of context." should be the ILE board descrip.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link
Simon24 January 2012 at 3:50 pm
from their FB page:
We’re looking for funky street artists who want to put their work on the walls or even do some design work [we might even be able to sort out some some paint or coffee for your troubles!]
Which I find quite disturbing because they are essentially taking advantage of street artists trying to get free design work.
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― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 05:38 (twelve years ago) link
feel like i could be down for dis
― 'Goldwater Republican' (euphemism) (haitch), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 08:02 (twelve years ago) link
i'm goin too... fap in order!
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 08:37 (twelve years ago) link
~~fappenin is happenin~~
― 'Goldwater Republican' (euphemism) (haitch), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 09:52 (twelve years ago) link
pizza twice in a week geez. not crust this time tho because and I quote "our oven is broken sorry" !?
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:13 (twelve years ago) link
phil h, inventor of coffee― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, January 24, 2012 3:48 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkwell his name is phil after all― mazzy deathstarr (electricsound), Tuesday, January 24, 2012 3:48 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― mazzy deathstarr (electricsound), Tuesday, January 24, 2012 3:48 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Can you fucking curtain-twitching busybodies LEAVE the government names out of it?
Enough already.
― Born To Meat Pie (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:19 (twelve years ago) link
lololo
― ‘Banksy bacon burgers’ and ‘Shepard Fairey Bread’ (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:20 (twelve years ago) link