Even his appearance on Louie did nothing to rehabilitate him in my eyes.
― Seriously, who votes for Drake? (Nicole), Thursday, 19 January 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link
Someone should throw him in front a train.
― Seriously, who votes for Drake? (Nicole), Friday, 20 January 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link
I've been thinking about Dead Pool 2013 already and he's looking like a likely candidate.
― beachville, Friday, 20 January 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
i honestly believe that he makes his fans feel okay about being misogynist whether he intends to or not
― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Friday, June 12, 2009 3:46 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this is a hilarious thing for a rap fan to concern troll about
― Planned Perrintweet (some dude), Friday, 20 January 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link
I'm mistrustful of other comics' first-hand reports on Dane Cook.
― do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Saturday, 21 January 2012 06:33 (twelve years ago) link
That "Family Guy" parody was pretty OTM ("Is he saying something funny?" "I dunno, but he's moving around a lot.")
i'm all for ripping on Dane Cook but this is some serious pot/kettle shit right here
this is how its done right here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QVvgMro3D0
― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Saturday, 21 January 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm198/betani316/hotdane.jpg
― omar little, Saturday, 28 July 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
"So I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into the movie," he said. "And I don't know if you've seen the movie, but the movie is pretty much a piece of s--t. Yeah, spoiler alert."He continued, "I know that if none of that would have happened, pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing it was a piece of s--t, was probably like, ‘Ugh f------ shoot me.'"The crowd's response was a mix of jeers, laughter and cheers.
― omar little, Saturday, 28 July 2012 00:02 (eleven years ago) link
damn son, canceled before it even aired, that's a new low
http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/10/12/nbc-cancels-mid-season-comedy-next-caller-before-it-airs/152807/
― flaming goon pie included (some dude), Monday, 15 October 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link
NBC coming to their senses?
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 October 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
dane cook
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 May 2016 10:46 (eight years ago) link
the tesco value ryan reynolds
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 May 2016 10:59 (eight years ago) link
chicken sangwich
― flappy bird, Friday, 27 May 2016 17:14 (eight years ago) link
cane dook
― how's life, Friday, 27 May 2016 17:21 (eight years ago) link
10th anniversary of peak dane
― King Nagl (Eazy), Friday, 27 May 2016 17:37 (eight years ago) link
it took me surprisingly long to realize that "Dane Cook Sucks" video above was not actually him. He's that bad.
― Poliopolice, Friday, 27 May 2016 17:40 (eight years ago) link
dang was hoping he had died
― Οὖτις, Friday, 27 May 2016 17:42 (eight years ago) link
"When you're in the wrong relationship, with somebody awful, I call that a relationshit." (Huge laugh.)
― frogbs, Friday, 27 May 2016 17:57 (eight years ago) link
"In 2010, Cook auditioned for the role of Captain America for Captain America: The First Avenger, although the director, Joe Johnston, did not have him on the short list for the part."
― it's sort of a layered stunt (sheesh), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:06 (eight years ago) link
in some alternate universe there's an avengers movie where all the roles are played by losers, burnouts and general d-listers from the late 90s and early 00s: dane cook as cap, freddie prinze jr as iron man, david spade as hawkeye, tara reid as black widow, ed norton as the hulk
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:12 (eight years ago) link
What if...?
― it's sort of a layered stunt (sheesh), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:13 (eight years ago) link
lol
― Οὖτις, Friday, 27 May 2016 19:25 (eight years ago) link
Dane Cook reminds me of a New School Evangelist. I totally thought he was going to bust into some "BUT THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT OUR LORD JESUS WHO DIED FOR OUR SINS" when I watched his DVD. -- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), December 15th, 2005.
nailed it
― rmde bob (will), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:30 (eight years ago) link
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 December 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link
thank god this dude's career burned out
― kurt schwitterz, Friday, 23 December 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link
sweet and sour sauce......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................on my pussy
― frogbs, Friday, 23 December 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link
or as I like to call it, "The Wal"
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 December 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link
Dane Cook is a big believer that age ain't nothing but a number
― frogbs, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 17:59 (five years ago) link
same as IQ
― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link
two adults in a relationship, big news
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 August 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link