He polled her repeatedly until she came out for Santorum.
― Aimless, Monday, 2 January 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago) link
Oh! That reminds me. I have installment 1 (subsequent installments will come from the chapters for various emotions, moving from "happiness, joy" through "anger, rage, and humiliation" and finally ending in "disappointment", just as the book does)
Just to put some boundaries on myself (hehehe), the source material is limited towords: http://i508.photobucket.com/albums/s325/mylynx/Book%202/The_Romance_Cover.jpgimages: http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7141/6594501137_66dfa8acfb.jpg
― La Lechera, Monday, 2 January 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago) link
respect is paid to the winner of the sandbox poll at the end, naturallyhttp://farm8.staticflickr.com/7023/6596082263_5be3430906.jpg
― La Lechera, Monday, 2 January 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link
That is completely and utterly brilliant.
― emil.y, Monday, 2 January 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link
I like to imagine that the massive and strong hand is spinning her around by the top of the head.
― emil.y, Monday, 2 January 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link
thanks!
i imagined that they were swaying to and fro in a deep hypnotic state, not touching, just swaying mechanically
― La Lechera, Monday, 2 January 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link
I'd like to hear some more about this project...?
― Tuomas, Monday, 2 January 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link
oh, it's nothing really. i was super bored and i started a poll on the sandbox with some phrases from the above linked "romance writer's phrasebook" that i have had sitting around forever. then it became evident that one could construct an entire story from these phrases, many of which were patently awful, and i made that thing i just posted.
i've chosen some more images and i imagine that it won't be hard to make more.
fyi i used elmer's glue to attach the words to the picture (this is a scan of the actual thing)
― La Lechera, Monday, 2 January 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
i also intentionally chose a boring serif font and plain old printer paper for the words.
i guess the book is arranged in a way that it's like connect the dots, and everyone connects the dots in a different way, much like the way people choose to interpret the same reality in different ways irl.
i really love that the last phrase in the book is "her mind was filled with sour thoughts" -- looking forward to using that one!
― La Lechera, Monday, 2 January 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link
also, whose hand is it? it simply says "the hand"
― La Lechera, Monday, 2 January 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.freewebs.com/studiocube/Link_Against_the_Master_Hand.jpg
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Monday, 2 January 2012 23:53 (twelve years ago) link
http://notcoming.com/animation/images/trnka_hand.gif
― questino (seandalai), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Hand_of_Omega.jpg
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.iteetude.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Foam-Monster-In-Emotional-Reunion-With-Severed-Limb.jpg
― Quoth the raven "Nevermind" (ledge), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 00:07 (twelve years ago) link
http://mightyredpen.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/handfeardvd.jpg
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 00:10 (twelve years ago) link
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/192/912/OfficeDepotHand_display_image.jpg?1270711336
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 00:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/thing3.jpg
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link
Amanda, i love that!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 00:54 (twelve years ago) link
the invisible hand imo
I made another one (i think this may be lol hueg but i wanted both sets of words to be somewhat legible) http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7030/6635543553_54cb617579_b.jpg
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link
whip some color into those cheeks!
― The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link
glad this sandbox thread has been reborn
― The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link
slim wild beauty
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link
her hair was a cobweb
http://di1-1.shoppingshadow.com/images/pi/1e/fe/6d/96941463-260x260-0-0_Max+Factor+Max+Factor+Whipped+Creme+Makeup+Cafe+Ho.jpg
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link
beckoned by soft ivory shoulders
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link
covered in a cobweb of silvery hair
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
I would not be flattered if someone compared my hair to cobwebs.
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:04 (twelve years ago) link
You know: thin, and grey, and prone to breakage.
― It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link
Full of spiders
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link
Often found clinging to the ceiling in the corners of haunted houses.
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago) link
good at trapping insects
― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link
no no these are SEXY cobwebs
― The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link
they heave and beckon
and slowly turn in circles
"The tensile strength of [cobwebs are] greater than the same weight of steel and [they have] much greater elasticity."
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link
also they are sexier
if nothing else, one must constantly wonder what Kent and Shelton were thinking when they composed these "tag" phrases
i wonder if that google books corpus could tell us if any of these more bizarre phrases have actually been used in romance novels?
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago) link
Is there anything in the book like "His eyes crawled across the front of her blouse"? Because that's a good one, with the crawling eyes. Happens right before she starts spinning in circles.
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link
there are a *lot* of romance novels
i feel confident xp
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link
the steamy stuff is on its way, jenny, you gotta be patient.
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link
Haha - crawling eyes as "steamy." Kind of makes you wonder whether romance authors have ever actually had sex.
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:40 (twelve years ago) link
iirc they don't have sex, they have sensual awakenings
― The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:42 (twelve years ago) link
i will retype the headings for the chapters about sex:
desire, attractiontouchingembracingkisseslovemaking
THAT'S IT
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago) link
42 words for the color "brown" though!
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago) link
is one of them santorum
― The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:47 (twelve years ago) link
All in the Lovemaking subchapter "Anal."
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:47 (twelve years ago) link
this picture is actually in the book, sohttp://www.moviespad.com/photos/rick-santorum-family-0b379.jpg
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link
i hope tuomas isn't mad at me for hogging his threadi can move if necessary
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:49 (twelve years ago) link
xp I just had a stroke due to the rush of inappropriate jokes that flooded my cerebral cortex. Call 911.
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:50 (twelve years ago) link
this one is kind of goofy, but my favorite so far is next
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7032/6637587383_9a8b9dcdfd_z.jpg
― La Lechera, Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
yesit's nice to have around the house to sweettalk the gal with
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link
hahamay your minds be filled with sour thoughts!
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:18 (nine years ago) link