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ed basically you have 100% better life than any of the rest of us

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

ok screw this i'm leaving early, there is nothing going on in this hellhole.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

same here, i'm out.

― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

[POLL:] Are You Really That Guy? Douchebag Quiz

― daria-g, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 02:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I am Stone Age Douche - noooooooo

― milo z, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't want to talk about it

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 05:33 (seventeen years ago) link

aw man and stone age douche is john mayer too

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 05:41 (seventeen years ago) link

what a bummer situation

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 05:43 (seventeen years ago) link

yayayayayayayayayaya i am cracked out

two major traumas, one being a middle-aged woman who (apparently) had her face bashed in for no apparent reason. she had no recollection of what happened and was really scared and held my hand a lot.

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 07:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i was almost more concerned about her son, though, who was so confused and upset.

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 07:57 (seventeen years ago) link

so...what happened, dude?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

?????

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

uggghhhhhhhhhhhh why do i click on any other threads besides this one, why

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Flagellants.png

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

TAXI!

http://www.grandfather.com/images/wildlife_otter.jpg

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes i'm bored as fuck today.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I was pondering Marie Antionette some more last night (so productive, I know) and I think the masquerade ball should have used "Dazzle" instead of "Hong Kong Garden".

― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

MISSING-LINK DOUCHE

hardest question BY FAR: prouder of my gf for making her directorial debut at cannes vs. being in a r kelly video

― 69, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i picked modeling for agent provocateur, actually

also brian otm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit i hit the snooze button from 6.45 to 9 this morning

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p313/ilswp/mytattoo.jpg
i just found this on a discussion about someone's upcoming tattoo they are getting on their upper arm. i would like to publicly declare this person to be blood diamonds.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

agent provocateur model, duh

beartrap

― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope the lines are part of the tattoo

― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit i hit the snooze button from 6.45 to 9 this morning

i have to be out the door by 6:45 or else i'm late ;__;

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

do you have to eat the cherry to get the key out?

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

My apartment's power was off from around 11 yesterday morning until 6:30 this morning. Fuck a Pepco.

― Brent, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

(today is my day off, kev)

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

man never learn not to listen to sylvester at work

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

brian, i think you and me see eye to eye on many, many subjects, today i declare you to be my long-lost brother that my mom kept claiming i had.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I would have disputed the connection before you started liking gin. Now it's all blood diamonds.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

rw, i don't even bother setting my alarm clock on my days off. and that sometimes results in what happened saturday, which was me waking up at 9:30 pm thereby missing the wluw record fair and nearly missing the show at ronny's.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

dammit gmail is FUUUUUUUUCKED for me right now

― 69, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i still have to go to the library/do taxes today, so it's not REALLY a day off. but i was all wired and shit after coming home last night, and couldn't get to sleep, so i figured i'd tack on a few hours of extra sleep to compensate

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

aw man i forgot to mention, JW greeted me with a super aggressive "blood diamonds" fist bump on saturday night. what a bro.

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

oh crap! i never filed my state taxes!!!

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah there were waking up problems on my end today. by which i mean i woke up and was getting ready to put the coffee on and then i was asleep on my couch under a stolen jacket for an hour.

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

lol raven

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

tom didn't get up at all, if it makes you feel any better. i mean you at least moved to a different sleeping area.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

wait tom died? that doesn't really make me feel better at all

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I BOUGHT HIM LIKE TWO OF THOSE KILLER BEERS ;_;

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I am wading through 3 months of expenses, which I hate doing, but I think work owes me like $2000.

― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

wasn't he supposed to buy YOU the killer beers, for paying for the cab ride?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I will trade you brannvin for killer beers.

― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

anyway you weren't at pharmacy, which is where ~~i poisoned a yuengling and handed it to tom~~john bought him a yuengling by accident and that must've done it to him, he doesn't normally drink those.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

ED U DONT EVEN LIVE IN AMERICA

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly, dude, yr life is totally baffling

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

he's a dandy

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

What is baffling about my life as a spacezouk player, international broadcast engineer and knight of the order of woodcraft chivalry?

― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

ok now it all makes sense

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

dude we should srsly hang out

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

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