indiana jones is from mars, nazis are from venus
― ghost rider, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link
the indiana jones diet
indiana jones is just not into you
Indiana Jones and All the Little Joneses
― gabbneb, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the House Full of Cats
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:22 (sixteen years ago) link
indiana jones and the ignored facebook poke
― blueski, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Vague Smell
― Jon Lewis, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link
27 Acts of Unspeakable Depravity in the Abominable Life and Times of Indiana Jones
― gabbneb, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jonesin'
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Seriously Dude, Where's the Skull?
― gabbneb, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link
indiana jones and the unwarranted IP ban
― blueski, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones Goes to Whitecastle
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones Vs. The Harry Potter Movie Opening Weekend
― Oilyrags, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Barely Functional Amstrad PC
― Jon Lewis, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Dan Brown Lawsuit
― Just got offed, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Cigar Tube Full of Bees
― max, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Fridge of Prune Juice
Indiana Jones and the Annoying Kids These Days
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Afternoon Nap
Indiana Jones and the Cialis Side Effects
― milo z, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link
indiana jones and the sex! sexy sex!
― blueski, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Zimmer Frame of Doom
― Billy Dods, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Right Thing To Do/Right Way To Do It
― Jon Lewis, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
The Lost Jewels of Nabooti
― nabisco, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana!
― nabisco, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
LOLZ^^^
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
indiana jones and the indie anna jones
― blueski, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Wide Stance in the Toilet Stall
― Oilyrags, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Pandering Spielberg
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Sorceror's Rainbow
― latebloomer, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link
sounds gay
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Reluctant Milliner
― nabisco, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones Vs. The Wiseacres With Too Much Time On Their Hands
― Oilyrags, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones Has A Snake
― kenan, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and Lily Allen's Zionist Crusade
― acrobat, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
― gabbneb, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link
hhahahaha i was gonna do that one
― latebloomer, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Florida Jones
― Mark C, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Giant Peach
― kenan, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Indiana Jones and the
― latebloomer, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:57 (sixteen years ago) link
orange you glad I didnae say banana?
― sexyDancer, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Culture of Complaint
― gabbneb, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Drafty Window of Doom
― B.L.A.M., Monday, 10 September 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Fuzzy Kitten
Indiana Jones and the Retro-Hip Fedora Look
― Oilyrags, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Half-Read James Michener Novel
― Jon Lewis, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Fuzzy Navel
― gabbneb, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Futon of the Bedbugs
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Abortive Seniors Mixer
― Jon Lewis, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Indana Jones and the Post-Menopausal Vaginal Dryness
― milo z, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link
(I really like that ride)
― iatee, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, no doubt it's the best ride at Disneyland (next to Space Mountain).
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Spear Of Destiny
― Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link
hope it includes a scene where shia gets out of a tight spot in the ocean by swimming and leaping through the water alongside a school of dolphins
― ramón gastro (omar little), Wednesday, June 17, 2009 4:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol ^^^^^^^^
― nothing but 'neb (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link
COME ON MAN. EXCALIBUR.
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 18 June 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Why is a switchblady greaser on a treasure hunt for magical power doohickeys again?
― For other uses, see Cornhole (disambiguation). (Oilyrags), Thursday, 18 June 2009 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
daddy issues
― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 June 2009 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
The problem with Excalibur is that the UK is not nearly exotic and full of boogidy boogidy dark skinned natives enough.
― For other uses, see Cornhole (disambiguation). (Oilyrags), Thursday, 18 June 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Wales might be.
― chap, Thursday, 18 June 2009 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link
also they still have coal mines for the cart chase
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 18 June 2009 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Watched the Rifftrax version tonight, which was hilarious and made it totally worthwhile to sit through this again. But I realize the ending (villian tricked into turning into immaterial being) is a direct visual ripoff of that awesome Fate of Atlantis PC Game from back in the day. Not as cool though.
― Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Or from 'The Five Doctors'.
― James Morrison, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Just saw this (it was just okay) and I thought I could provide some answers to some questions (Tuomas' mostly):
* Who were the skull-masked Indians at the cemetery, and why were they protecting it?
Oxley's note written in the ancient code said that the "cradle" was "guarded by the"living dead".
* Why did Oxley return the crystal skull to the tomb?
Because he couldn't find out where to put it in Akator and he knew that people were coming after him.
* Why would a skull of an alien have psychic powers?
The person that returned the skull to its original place would be granted the powers of the super-beings themselves (?)
* Had the Mayan tribe lived at El Dorado all this time? What was their story?
Their civilization failed once the crystal skull was taken from the chamber of alien skeletons.
* Why was the treasure room filled with artifacts from other cultures? Why had the aliens collected them?
To learn and absorb Earth culture.
* Why did returning the skull to it's proper place summon the alien, when the skull had presumably been in the same place for centuries before the Conquistador guy stole it?
The conquistador didn't steal the skull, an enemy of the Mayan tribe did. The conquistador found the skull but not in Akator.
* Why had the aliens set up such a system in the first place?
Tourism/Colonialism?
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Shia The Beef explains a few things:
"I feel like I dropped the ball on the legacy that people loved and cherished," LaBeouf said, explaining that this upped the ante for him before he began shooting the "Wall Street" sequel. "If I was going to do it twice, my career was over. So this was fight-or-flight for me."Meeting with reporters Saturday on a terrace at the Hotel du Cap, he had some strong, confessional words about his acting in the film, which he said he felt didn't convince anyone that he was the action hero the movie claimed him to be. "You get to monkey-swinging and things like that and you can blame it on the writer and you can blame it on Steven [Spielberg, who directed]. But the actor's job is to make it come alive and make it work, and I couldn't do it. So that's my fault. Simple."LaBeouf said that he could have kept quiet, especially given the movie's blockbuster status, but didn't think the film had fooled anyone. "I think the audience is pretty intelligent. I think they know when you've made (slop). And I think if you don't acknowledge it, then why do they trust you the next time you're promoting a movie." LaBeouf went on to say he wasn't the only star on the film who felt that way. "We [Harrison Ford and LaBeouf] had major discussions. He wasn't happy with it either. Look, the movie could have been updated. There was a reason it wasn't universally accepted."Asked whether this was difficult to say, given his deep relationship with Spielberg, LaBeouf continued with the directness."I'll probably get a call. But he needs to hear this. I love him. I love Steven. I have a relationship with Steven that supersedes our business work. And believe me, I talk to him often enough to know that I'm not out of line. And I would never disrespect the man. I think he's a genius, and he's given me my whole life. He's done so much great work that there's no need for him to feel vulnerable about one film. But when you drop the ball you drop the ball."
Meeting with reporters Saturday on a terrace at the Hotel du Cap, he had some strong, confessional words about his acting in the film, which he said he felt didn't convince anyone that he was the action hero the movie claimed him to be. "You get to monkey-swinging and things like that and you can blame it on the writer and you can blame it on Steven [Spielberg, who directed]. But the actor's job is to make it come alive and make it work, and I couldn't do it. So that's my fault. Simple."
LaBeouf said that he could have kept quiet, especially given the movie's blockbuster status, but didn't think the film had fooled anyone. "I think the audience is pretty intelligent. I think they know when you've made (slop). And I think if you don't acknowledge it, then why do they trust you the next time you're promoting a movie." LaBeouf went on to say he wasn't the only star on the film who felt that way. "We [Harrison Ford and LaBeouf] had major discussions. He wasn't happy with it either. Look, the movie could have been updated. There was a reason it wasn't universally accepted."
Asked whether this was difficult to say, given his deep relationship with Spielberg, LaBeouf continued with the directness.
"I'll probably get a call. But he needs to hear this. I love him. I love Steven. I have a relationship with Steven that supersedes our business work. And believe me, I talk to him often enough to know that I'm not out of line. And I would never disrespect the man. I think he's a genius, and he's given me my whole life. He's done so much great work that there's no need for him to feel vulnerable about one film. But when you drop the ball you drop the ball."
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 May 2010 02:32 (fourteen years ago) link
I can already see him naming his memoirs "Shia LaBeouf: Truth Bombs and REAL TALK"
Oas a footnote, searching for "lebeouf 'truth bombs'" on Google brings you this.
shia labeouf is pretty horrendous
― memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, February 12, 2009 6:55 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark
― Cunga, Sunday, 16 May 2010 05:56 (fourteen years ago) link
labaoueouf also said that transformers 2 lost the "heart" of the first installment, so I guess he's challoping too.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 16 May 2010 07:40 (fourteen years ago) link
for the defense:
http://www.reverseshot.com/article/indiana_jones_and_kingdom_crystal_skull_0
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 April 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFKu_bwMoYE
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
Just saw this on io9. Nice cheap shot at Karen Allen, who is pointedly called "less attractive" because lol old women, amirite?
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah it ain't perfect.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:38 (eleven years ago) link