What is the most unacceptable thing to ever come out of your ass?

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False alarm. Hurrah!

― AP, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two months pass...

I am reviving this thread at the request of Mr.Daver Popshots.

― james, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Unfortunately, my ass has been doing its usual thing, so I have nothing to report.

― David Raposa, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Eddy Murphy's voice.

― Mitch Lastnamewitthled, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

That is simply amazing! Mitch, you will be on the chat show circuit before you know it! :)

― james, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Only if I bring the green CGI ogre with me, James.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Nothing.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

tracer in constipation sadness shock...have you tried enemas?

― Geoff, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Doesn't the existence of this thread answer the Downfall of Western Civ. question?

― Vic, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

All I will say is this:

DO NOT TAKE ZINC ON AN EMPTY STOMACH. YOU WILL BE VERY VERY SORRY (and a little slimy).

Thank God the hot water's back on...

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Dis gust ing

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one month passes...

Also, don't eat a lot of Fruity Pebbles, unless you want to see a nice saturated green not unlike that of Crayola crayons.

― Brian MacDonald, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one year passes...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA REVIVE!

(I expect a flurry of Thread Connections posts.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Am I more disgusted by reviving that or DB's answer just above (as posted in his previous incarnation)?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, come on, the unacceptability of anything that comes out of your ass is clearly just a social construct!

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

this article to thread!

― gygax!, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am afraid to click on that link.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am stunned by the candour.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

do it dan, it's about colon irrigation in kho somui... totally fascinating read but certainly not for the dinner table/mixed company.

― gygax!, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Pashmina started a thread on it long ago called "fast and sluice." It remains my favorite piece of journalism of the past two years -- just fantastic.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

ahem: "koh samui"

― gygax!, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

we were gnna say

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...

I came out of my mommy's ass

― ..., Friday, 21 May 2004 02:32 (twenty years ago) link

this is easily in my top 5 greatest thread titles.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 21 May 2004 04:33 (twenty years ago) link

In hindsight, someones cock. Although better out than in as they say.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 21 May 2004 04:34 (twenty years ago) link

chickenbear!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 21 May 2004 04:35 (twenty years ago) link

SANTORUM

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Friday, 21 May 2004 04:38 (twenty years ago) link

Tony Barber's I Believe.

― I Wish You Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 21 May 2004 04:41 (twenty years ago) link

"hindsight"!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 21 May 2004 04:49 (twenty years ago) link

Piles...

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:01 (twenty years ago) link

Blood. Or my own spunk. Sweetcorn. Sweetcorn is vile going in the other end though.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:07 (twenty years ago) link

your own spunk???

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:22 (twenty years ago) link

My own spunk, aye. Do you want an explanation?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:23 (twenty years ago) link

No, just a confirmation that I read that right will do, nick. er thanks.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:31 (twenty years ago) link

um, yes!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:31 (twenty years ago) link

Cozen can confirm that there exists a pressure point on your perinium (skin between anus and testicles) which you can press and hold during orgasm to prevent ejaculation (he read it in FHM, I read it in some sex book I have). This works by simply preventing the spunk getting to your willy, and thus it gets rediretced, supposedly either into your bloodstream (eep!) or into your bowels. If it goes in your bowels you periodically shit it out, innit. (Gross bit coming, turn AWAY!) I often find it 'coats' a poo, allowing the poo to pass more easily by acting as a lubricant. This generally means it requires less wiping, too.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:36 (twenty years ago) link

OMG!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:46 (twenty years ago) link

I read about that in some history of sex book that I bought in edinburgh. It never mentioned anything about the rectum tho', it was all about it diverting it into the bladder. I forget thee exact reason, s.th. to do w/preserving "chi" energy? (that part of the book was all about ancient chinese mystics getting it on as many times as poss in one evening or something)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:51 (twenty years ago) link

Aye, sets of nine!

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:54 (twenty years ago) link

"often find"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 May 2004 10:11 (twenty years ago) link

Post-guiness bungee turd

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 21 May 2004 10:13 (twenty years ago) link

I wank a lot, Tracer.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:12 (twenty years ago) link

We've read Stylus yes

― Patrick Kinghorn, Friday, 21 May 2004 11:45 (twenty years ago) link

hahahahaha!

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:46 (twenty years ago) link

And here's me thinkign the Sick Mouthy pseudonym had made me anonymous.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:47 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...

Sick "TMI" Mouthy might be annoyed that I've revived this thread.

― Dan (Heh) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Thursday, 5 January 2006 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

How charming.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't help but notice the revival of this thread was followed immediately by the revival of two "how do i block ile" threads.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0%2C23599%2C20548077-13762%2C00.html

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 12 October 2006 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Skipping 40 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

It's not prehensile, but with practice, I bet you could make it move.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/8901/img5328j.jpg

Felt a bit weird taking a picture of it.

― Alba, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 14:10 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Sick's post upthread is one of the worst things I have ever read

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link

And under no circumstances should you scroll up and attempt to determine which post I am talking about. I mean it.

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha

― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought that trick was supposed to force the semen backwards into your bladder?

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link

GAH

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link

worst magician ever

― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link

I'll never interpret "He's got a lot of spunk" the same way again.

― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

And on a lighter note, I sympathise with kenan's whiskey shits, but Onimo's Guinness turds take it.

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought it squirted out of your eyes or am I thinking about milk xps

― ka£ka (NickB), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah if you press your taint just right it'll squirt out your eyes?

― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

worst magician ever

"I can do this trick with my magic wand..."

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Would be pretty horrifying between card and hat tricks on stage.

― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Fun though for the people in the front few rows similar to Seaworld.

― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.trickmastermagic.com/images/Breakaway%20Wand.jpg

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Hospital removes 'asparagus-sized' eel from man's bottom

― Alba, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

six years pass...

Gwyneth Paltrow's head

― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 September 2019 21:08 (four years ago) link

Sitting on the toilet after you were nutted in. pic.twitter.com/rgkvR5WGiK
— 𝐋𝐨-𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐠 🏳️‍🌈 (@PandasAndGaming) February 7, 2019

― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 8 September 2019 12:56 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

Steel drum

― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 January 2020 04:17 (four years ago) link

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