Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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lindsay's just not having a bloody titwanking good day

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:48 (nineteen years ago) link

"Rachel" "Stevens"

Lindsay Lohan seems rather too similar to Charlotte Church.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't stop looking at that RS cover. It's so frightening. Reminds me of that moment where the ghosts suddenly get angry at the climax Raiders Of The Lost Ark. I also hear Darby O'Gill screaming "the banSHEE!!!" at it.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow... Darby O'Gill...

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean... WOW

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

"Darby O'Gill...GET IN."

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:56 (nineteen years ago) link

and hey, that was a disney movie! She can be in the remake!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:57 (nineteen years ago) link

"Lindsey Lohan...GET IN...AND LET ME TAP THAT ASS"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I forgot how much I hated the phrase "tap that ass."

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Word

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/kenjuggle/rollingstone.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I forgot how much I hated the phrase "tap that ass."
-- CeCe Peniston (anthonymicci...), July 29th, 2004.

Hey, it was the ghostly coach driver saying that, not me.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Results 1 - 9 of about 14 for hot ready legal. (0.20 seconds)

http://www.skagitbusinessmonthly.com/skagitbusiness/sbm2004/march/power.jpg

http://www.landandsea.com/hammerhe.gif

http://www.nda.agric.za/docs/Legal/infoHE66.JPG

http://affiliates.priceline.com/referrals/linkshare/images/links/hot120x90.gif

― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

dammit, it won't let me enter a city

― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

iuhttp://www.indianajones.dk/Webside/Billeder/Indy-side/Hvor%20er%20de%20nu/Short%20Round.jpg

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Your search - hot ready paralegal - did not match any documents.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link

SHORT ROUND

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Best Hilary Duff photo ever

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link

(linday lohan's new name)

xpost to myself

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry. My short round picture was supposed to follow Ken C's short round picture.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

"tap that ass" yields:
http://www.duke.edu/~tep2/Tap%20that%20Ass!.JPG

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

CUTTY OTM YET AGAIN

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd like to C on her short rounds

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:16 (nineteen years ago) link

http://users.rcn.com/bbober/zing/zphotos/zlogo_purple.gif

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:18 (nineteen years ago) link

We can end this thread better than that...

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:45 (nineteen years ago) link

no, actually i think it's perfect. end with a previous joke and a flourish.

FULL CIRCLE.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Gah.

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

appletinis?

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.bizbash.com/content/editorial/mediafiles/e2074sho_02_0425_COPE_1_152.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't mind him, Cutty. He is getting paid per post.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

he's number one!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

dude don't bring gs into your thread about cing on ts.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:00 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd like to c all over those a(ppletini)'s.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

OH MY WORD

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

we already covered cs upthread.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

those a's are like a red flag to a bull.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

you mean rf to a b, obv.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmmm, the photo of LL with the tinfoil upthread looks like an amateur painting of LL rather than LL herself.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Giving up my Lindsay crush feels like the time I gave up drinking. It was not a good time. I had to complete my sentences when I spoke to people for starters.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link

semi-unsafe for work
ihttp://www.plus613.com/image/2519

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't approve of myself for posting that link or anything

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

those don't look natural.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

nope. not at all. ew.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

what is this "semi-unsafe" ?

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

is it going to give me an unsafe semi?

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

It could be safe if you work at a nipple farm.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

luckily for me, i do.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Any vacancies?

― R.I.M.A. i.n. m.o.u.r.n.i.n.g. (Barima), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

They thrive off of migrant farm workers who travel from nipple farm to nipple farm, chasing the perkiest of the perky, going where the wind takes them.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

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