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Band Plug: Rather than committing to one sound, Pocket channels energy from all the disciplines: funk, rock, rap, blues and Hendrix.

ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

"all the disciplines"

ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

If Michael could call being a wanktastic pussy a hobby,...

HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wait no

HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

nunchuck skills = Hendrix skills

river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

TOTALLY

pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

law, philosophy, medicine, Clapton

ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I need to know who has eaten a doughnut at the fractured prune or whatever the fuck that place is called.

quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I realize this is apropos of almost nothing.

quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, unlike the rest of this thread

pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

also: BRIAN i know surely you have eaten somesuch doughnut as it across the street from your place!

quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

kg: my friend m3gan loves that place, or at least i think that's the place she was talking about

ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

are we having donuts for dinner tonight, sweet, awesome i approve

Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ok let's talk about DOUGHNUTS which i actually think may be the most overrated foodstuff EVER

quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

;__;

Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost yeah maybe we will. doughnuts and SHRIMP

quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

donuts are not as overrated as cupcakes

Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i miss old school mandalay when it was a combo burmese restaurant/doughnut shop ;_;

pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.boredstop.com/imgp/rivercity.jpg

river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

"rainbows are not as overrated as sunshine"

ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

good point, alex

Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/04/bageltogo.jpg

river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i like bagels better than doughnuts

river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

um beartrap that ad?

pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i like vaginas better than bagels

Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

You have just ruined lox.

HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

you are on the money with that one, sir!

beartrap not YOU, dan

river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

WAS WAITING FOR THE DANG PERRY JOKE THANK YOU

ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Out of a belief that Jean should not be given any sort of mercy in her punishment, Shooter suggested a scenario where Jean would be banished to a radioactive asteroid, where she would be forever burning from cosmic radiation, but was open to alternate suggestions from Claremont and Byrne.


Jim Shooter, a reasonable man.

river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't like to put salmon and cream cheese on vaginas (sorry ladies).

SNAP: Jim Shooter is batshit, it's awesome.

HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT RIVIER WOLF WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DARK PHOE? I ALWAYS DO THAT AND WAS JUST TALKING TO ALLY ABOUT IT! did she refer to it somehow? or are we all made of blood diamonds???

69, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

But bacon would be awesome.

HOTRAP

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

bacon would get in the way

Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

PETE READ ONE ADDITIONAL TRHEAD SOME TIME
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53141#unread

ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Not after you finished eating it! Beat rap.

Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

oh fucking bacon, i forgot what a sweet sweet mistress you are.

chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i know this is already on noize roffles but it's really too awesome not to repost: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxigNvJxGn4

pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG

69, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

lol "fucking bacon"!

HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

well there's eatin' bacon and then there's... no, no, fuck you, i will not defile something as PURE and as WONDERFUL as bacon.

chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't have a single adorable parent story, how depressing

ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dropline.net/cats/images/thriller%20cats.jpg

Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

hey everyone i need to start showing up to work "on time" apparently

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

marky that sebadoh song and many of those butterglory song are pretty awes!

WTF u get called out ally??

69, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

it's getting to the point where i feel like i should be finding jobs for you ally

river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i had my review in which it was revealed that my territory is 6% over goal/18% over last year and also glowing praise blah blah blah blah blah about being a consummate team player and always happy to basically give up everything ever in the world to back up jackasses and so on and so forth BUT since i show up 15 minutes late pretty regularly due to ABSOLUTELY HATING THIS PLACE AND EVERYONE IN IT i kind of only qualify as "meets standards" and do not "exceed standards"

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

my territory is 6% over goal/18% over last year

i'd like to point out that they are talking about MY territory only, not the OTHER THREE I HAVE BEEN WORKING AND KEEPING AT STOCK EVEN FOR THE MAJORITY OF THE PAST 5 MONTHS. which is written, right here, in this review!!!

but still i only meet standards and you know that means i wouldn't get anything from this review.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i take back what i said about not killing people

river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

because if i demoralized myself even more and rushed in here on time instead of just saying fuck it, getting coffee and a smoke first, maybe we'd be like 7% over goal because GOD FORBID ANYONE ELSE DO ANYTHING.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh Jesus Christ.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link


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