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"I only put it in a little bit."

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I wonder if my nude "Sears catalogue pose" shot is still floating around North Carolina?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:40 (nineteen years ago) link

OK I feel perfectly fine with my innocent little fishnet top now. Heh. Blimey Tuomas!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link

ILX is the most magnificent thing in the history of ever. And don't worry, Trayce, you got a nice demure shot of beyond-fishnet material in there, well done.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd have liked it if you'd kept your glasses on, Tuomas, but this will do!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

heh. You make it sound like you commissioned this work.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmm, maybe I should've kept the glasses, I seem to have some black under my eyes. But I didn't think the combination of glasses and my semi-naked body would've looked good... Maybe I was wrong.

I could always arrange another shooting.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude the CROTCH one.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

What about it?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas, you are a magnificent, sexy bitch.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link

nabisco wants a 24x16 of that one.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:56 (nineteen years ago) link

ILX will eventually end the day we all post pictures of ourselves furiously wanking over pictures of other ILXors furiously wanking.

I pray, every day.

― Ally C (Ally C), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:57 (nineteen years ago) link

You just want to see the wanking pics.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

How did you guess the size of my... hand?!?

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

It's the one where you look happiest, Tuomas. Nice splayed-finger come-hither, too.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

ILX will eventually end the day we all post pictures of ourselves furiously wanking over pictures of other ILXors furiously wanking.
I pray, every day.

well if someone starts posting one of themselves wanking to begin with i'm sure things will start rolling pretty quick.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:02 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE? god you guys are actually going to do it.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link

i think you're the man for the job.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link

er, no. don't.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Is this what Einstein and Oppenheimer felt like?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:04 (nineteen years ago) link

hell no. i couldn't even bring myself to photoshop tuomas's pics. which basically is a goldmine of photoshopping opportunities.

today i discover the limits of my sexuality.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Imagine a Hasselhofian recursion...l

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:06 (nineteen years ago) link

well if someone starts posting one of themselves wanking to begin with i'm sure things will start rolling pretty quick.

does Hari know about this thread yet?

― The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I've not been joined by a lot of people posting full frontal nudes of themselves, which seems to me to be a useful intermediate step...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:12 (nineteen years ago) link

i couldn't even bring myself to photoshop tuomas's pics. which basically is a goldmine of photoshopping opportunities.

If you can surpass your inhibitions, feel free to do this.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I cannot think of anything that would get me into the doghouse faster than posting naked pictures of myself to the Internet. Maybe selling her gowns for videogame money.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:16 (nineteen years ago) link

What in the god damn jesus christ.

Tuomas you are awesome.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Seriously, I'm sitting here at work giggling like a schoolgirl.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

(If it wasn't for the "guaranteed way to make your wife beat more kinds of shit out of you than you thought were possible" thing, I would totally post naked pictures of myself everywhere, even in real life.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link

What's ironic is that yeah, right, THESE are the first Tuomas pics where he's NOT surrounded by like 15 willowy blonde Scandinavian girls? Thanks a lot, dude.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahahahhahaha.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I think those are the only pictures of Tuomas I have seen where there is not the entire population of a small country surrounding him.

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link

aahhhh xpost nabisco, ya fool.

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, I did try to get my friend who shot the pictures to be in one of them, but she said that "a photographer should remain a mystery".

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:26 (nineteen years ago) link

There are multiple things that I appreciate having maintained mysterious here.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:28 (nineteen years ago) link

(Actually I make the joke but I'm still all in favor the ILX Naked Scrapbook. Martin's the only one who's stepped up to the plate on that one; we might just have to run with undies shots. Anyway, we'll worry about that once the marketing plan is finalized.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/01/31/students.amendment.ap/index.html

― TOMBOT, Monday, 31 January 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link

are you suggesting that ILE needs censoring, Tom?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, Tom, that did seem a bit random

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think you have a big-butt, Tuomas.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:52 (nineteen years ago) link

i have taken some pictures
of me
in my pants
and will post tomorrow
if ilx
has not been
shut down
by then

― Stevem On X (blueski), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I have taken pictures of OMG MY NAUGHTY BITS and I will post them IN EXACTLY TWO HOURS

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 00:39 (nineteen years ago) link

no sir.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 00:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Having already had a nude picture of myself unceremoniously posted into the middle of a Momus thread, I assume I can respectfully bow out here . . .

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, I was nude here for about 6 hours once.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Im not sure wether to be really scared or ask you all to marry me.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 00:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Also I am totally hearing Kenan's "no sir" in Zapp Branigans voice.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 00:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I was thinking more of the horse on Ren and Stimpy.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 00:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Lower... lower... TOO LOW! ... lower...

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link

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