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yes she was beartrap

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

OKAY ALL RIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU LIVES IN CHICAGO AND JUST CHECKED OUT MY ONLINE DATING PROFILE and has the headline "Live every week like it's Shark Week"?? And namechecks the Empty Bottle? I refuse to admit the possibility that we don't know this person who calls himself "Outspaced".

― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

not me i swears.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

BUT I'M TOTALLY GONNA DO IT NOW!!!!

― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

it's Evan.

― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

blocked at work ;_;

― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh yeah, and he drinks gin.

― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

What does JMC's brother look like? It could hypothetically be.

― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

He lives in CA and does not have the curly hair.

― dan m, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

WHO'S BEEN LOOKING AT MY DATING PROFILE, YOU ASSHOLE

― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

tocatchapredator.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/03/Predator_1.jpg/300px-Predator_1.jpg

I seen him. here he be.

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't live in chicago

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

OKAY ALL RIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU LIVES IN CHICAGO AND JUST CHECKED OUT MY ONLINE DATING PROFILE and has the headline "Live every week like it's Shark Week"?? And namechecks the Empty Bottle? I refuse to admit the possibility that we don't know this person who calls himself "Outspaced".

Clearly not the same dating site I am looking at.

― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Is the Shark Week thing common knowledge?? I really want this to be an ILXor now, for amusement value.

― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I have no idea what shark week is, what is it?

― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah it's from 30 Rock, sorta kinda common knowledge?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

EVERY WEEK IS SHARK WEEK

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

it's the way team courage lives its life is what it fuckin is.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE EXCEPT FOR DINOSAURS

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

FAT BITCH 2 PLEASE MAKE IT INTO PRODUCTION

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Shark Week is an American tradition Ed where we fill our rivers with sharks in order to remember how much sharks gave to this country, in blood, and in awesome movies.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/alanapost/emot-ms.gif

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I WANT HONKY GRANDMA BE TRIPPIN

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

We have a similar tradition over here be we dangle effigies of immigrants in the river, it became illegal to use real immigrants when they passed the human rights act.

― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

sharks can totally survive in rivers, well, bull sharks at least

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.jabootu.com/images/jaws3game.bom.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

won't somebody please think of the otters?

― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't really like jaws, i think it is unfair to sharks.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

jaws is awesome to sharks, it shows their massive firepower

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, waht about real shark week? i love that shit

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

REAL SHARK WEEK IS EVERY WEEK

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

this thred sucks now
http://www.wilson-brothers.com/luke/photos/movies/rushmore/dvd/luke-rushmore073.jpg

I like your nurse's uniform, guy.

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/shark.jpg

THEY ARE OR SCRUBS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

O R TEHY>!>

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i think my fave shark suck dick graphic is still the cartoonized one but i can't find it ;_;

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

hi fives re: o r they
http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/morekits1/images/7-picture3.gif

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i have it in my flickr!

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i think my fave shark suck dick graphic
i think my fave shark suck dick graphic
i think my fave shark suck dick graphic
i think my fave shark suck dick graphic

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

wait i had that Batman

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/133/413317522_118758ef1a_o.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

shark OTM

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

rw = hero forever

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/trt178.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

wait that isn't what i meant

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

goddamnit

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

IVE BEEN OUT WALKING

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://toothpastefordinner.com/041007/you-a-dick.gif

― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Max Fischer: So tell me Curly, how do you know Miss Cross?
Dr. Peter Flynn: We went to Harvard together.
Max Fischer: Oh that's great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either.

― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

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