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everyone 8080 beartrap boxcar

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahhahaofng puh

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm a popular guy, I guess. BRTRP

Wait, wait, POCKET PROTECTOR! Ryan LaHam is wicked awesome!

― John Justen, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

also that squirrel story is bringing me down.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

dear walrus:

stop lying to us about grandpa jim and pocket protector pocket protector pocket protector pocket protector pocket protector pocket protector pocket protector pocket protector!

love

everyone else

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Fans of Pocket Protector also recommend:
Monkey Gone Mad (146), Public Access (71), Paddy Kilrain (66), See Girl Run (63), Jupiter Sunrise (54)

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

UH michael patterson wtf?

Birth Date: April 28, 1976
Likes: Computers - when they work, his daughter's laugh, his son's funny baby noises, when "the muse" is present, his wife's smile, crisp fall days, good coffee and donuts, falling asleep on the morning train
Dislikes: Elvis, relish on his hotdogs, deadlines, guys who don't wash, writers who can't write, editors who can't edit
Hobbies: He is lucky enough to have a job that is also his hobby - writing! He has kept a diary for years and is now researching his and Deanna's family history. If Michael could call walking a hobby, he would - he does his best thinking during walks in the park.
Aspirations: To write a book someday, to be remembered by his children as a great dad, to grow old graciously, to be less emotional and more objective.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

also shut up dude elvis is awesome you fucking canadofascist

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

michael hongroson

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

If Michael could call walking a hobby

Why can't Michael call walking a hobby?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

"Pocket Protector" is one of the worst jazzbo funkster music geek in-joke names ever, BTW.

― John Justen, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Band Plug: Rather than committing to one sound, Pocket channels energy from all the disciplines: funk, rock, rap, blues and Hendrix.

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

"all the disciplines"

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

If Michael could call being a wanktastic pussy a hobby,...

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wait no

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

nunchuck skills = Hendrix skills

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

TOTALLY

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

law, philosophy, medicine, Clapton

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I need to know who has eaten a doughnut at the fractured prune or whatever the fuck that place is called.

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I realize this is apropos of almost nothing.

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, unlike the rest of this thread

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

also: BRIAN i know surely you have eaten somesuch doughnut as it across the street from your place!

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

kg: my friend m3gan loves that place, or at least i think that's the place she was talking about

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

are we having donuts for dinner tonight, sweet, awesome i approve

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ok let's talk about DOUGHNUTS which i actually think may be the most overrated foodstuff EVER

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

;__;

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost yeah maybe we will. doughnuts and SHRIMP

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

donuts are not as overrated as cupcakes

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i miss old school mandalay when it was a combo burmese restaurant/doughnut shop ;_;

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.boredstop.com/imgp/rivercity.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

"rainbows are not as overrated as sunshine"

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

good point, alex

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/04/bageltogo.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i like bagels better than doughnuts

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

um beartrap that ad?

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i like vaginas better than bagels

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

You have just ruined lox.

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

you are on the money with that one, sir!

beartrap not YOU, dan

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

WAS WAITING FOR THE DANG PERRY JOKE THANK YOU

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Out of a belief that Jean should not be given any sort of mercy in her punishment, Shooter suggested a scenario where Jean would be banished to a radioactive asteroid, where she would be forever burning from cosmic radiation, but was open to alternate suggestions from Claremont and Byrne.

Jim Shooter, a reasonable man.

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't like to put salmon and cream cheese on vaginas (sorry ladies).

SNAP: Jim Shooter is batshit, it's awesome.

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT RIVIER WOLF WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DARK PHOE? I ALWAYS DO THAT AND WAS JUST TALKING TO ALLY ABOUT IT! did she refer to it somehow? or are we all made of blood diamonds???

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

But bacon would be awesome.

HOTRAP

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

bacon would get in the way

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

PETE READ ONE ADDITIONAL TRHEAD SOME TIME
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53141#unread

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Not after you finished eating it! Beat rap.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

oh fucking bacon, i forgot what a sweet sweet mistress you are.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i know this is already on noize roffles but it's really too awesome not to repost: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxigNvJxGn4

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

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