Ask A Drunk

His formative years were spent in the company of wolves. This was only natural and expected, as hurley's parents were barristers. At present, hurley is a barrista by day, publican by night, and the very picture of rude health. We sometimes wish he were a bit less rude, but that is by the bye.

He's a bitter, bitter man.

Move along there, you. Here reclines [INSERT NAME HERE], passed out where savage indigents cannot lacerate his man-bosom.

I cannot think of a more appropriate monument to Mr. Lynskey.

A cad ill-treats the flower of the sex, otherwise known as gentlewomen. A bounder presumes upon his betters, the gentry, and attempts to insinuate his crude, ill-bred self among them, while harboring in his bosom the same crude ideas and dishonorable intentions that invariably infect his low kind. Two different things, you see.

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Gesundheit!

Reichstag!

Fire!

...and thats a wrap.

See you at the rushes.

Green grow they do

Moses-infested flora that they are.

Ask me anything!

describe losing your virginity

worst sex i ever had with a girl i loved so much it frightened me.

why are you getting drunk?

just happened incidentally. had two beers with dinner with my mom and my aunt. then i cracked open the pint of barleywine ale the woman who works at the liquor store near my workplace recommended to me. i was going to drink it while watching tarkovsky's solaris but i turned the movie off because i felt tired. then i started reading the internet and didn't feel tired anymore.

you know you have a dedicated ask treeship thread right?

the tone of that one isn't right for a friday night. it's mostly nakh asking me about the irish diaspora.

also by bumping this thread, i'm encouraging other drunk people to solicit questions. it could be a thing.

you're an OK ship, treeship, but you should get a little-to-a-lot drunker before posting itt any more.

let's get fucked up TONIGHT, treez