little known fact: you dont actually have to be sober if you are driving a RENTAL van
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:08 (fourteen years ago)
oh hey halo benders, pretty good fit w/drunk
also rental vehicles perform better when you totally thrash the engine and they are also invulnerable to other vehicles
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:10 (fourteen years ago)
drunk on 12 yr scotch now isn't that shameful
there is a dog scrabbling at the door of this bedroom fyi
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:10 (fourteen years ago)
wait which wedding are you in at the moment
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:11 (fourteen years ago)
u shd let it out then man
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:11 (fourteen years ago)
also that is an ungentlemanly description tbh
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:12 (fourteen years ago)
i am in a dormitory with my three mans and one is marrying today the rest of us are mere groomsmen.
the dog is tryin to get in to us? his nose must be faulty tbph
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:14 (fourteen years ago)
nah remember dogs seem to like smelling some pretty bad stuff
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:15 (fourteen years ago)
oh hahahaha i was actually kidding about this being another wedding
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:15 (fourteen years ago)
you are unstoppable
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:17 (fourteen years ago)
my lyfe this month is 30th bdays births and weddings
Lol it's 8.15 and apparently the bridesmaids have been up gettin ready for some time now. Lol.
Back to sleep y/n i think so
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:18 (fourteen years ago)
not a question that i advise asking a person like me really
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:21 (fourteen years ago)
this
fuckin
dog
The bride has trained this little fucker it's becomin clear
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:23 (fourteen years ago)
http://unclegropey.com/thosearemyshoes.jpg
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:24 (fourteen years ago)
Realized I only have whipped cream vodka and blue curacao and thought "well, how did I get here?" Drunk on pretzels dipped in peanut butter and pre-bedtime crunches.
― third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:48 (fourteen years ago)
gin rioti wanna riotgin riota yeah yeah yeah
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, July 30, 2011 6:41 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
hahaha
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)
well good evening, team.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:49 (fourteen years ago)
hey boss
― zsa zsa and digweed (donna rouge), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:50 (fourteen years ago)
tomorrow will suck at the offifce
don't caer.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:50 (fourteen years ago)
secrets:
4 u:
espresso vodka is rfeally terrible
unless you put it in coffee
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:51 (fourteen years ago)
yo tomorrow is gonna, like, really suck
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:52 (fourteen years ago)
for you, i mean
last weekend my iron rfell on my foot off a shelf and it still hurts
i might hagve to go see a soctor and shit. makes me mad.
whatever!
here's what i thnk of an iron
http://pietmondriaan.com/pm/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/IronAnimation.gif
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:53 (fourteen years ago)
that iron can go fuck itseslf through a ice cube
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:55 (fourteen years ago)
get yr 'îron game up
― luriqua, Thursday, August 9, 2007 3:55 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest
literally, this post has never been more appropriate
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:55 (fourteen years ago)
pffft
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:56 (fourteen years ago)
what time are you going into work tomorrow
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:57 (fourteen years ago)
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 7:55 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
i feel like there's a 'no vaseline' joke here somewhere
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:58 (fourteen years ago)
oh if i leave in 6 hrs im good
godspeed
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:59 (fourteen years ago)
godsteen
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:00 (fourteen years ago)
i just saluted myself
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:00 (fourteen years ago)
omg mom yes it's 3am and i'm drinking, like i'll live
― ✇ (Tape Store), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:02 (fourteen years ago)
momz
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:21 (fourteen years ago)
note to self: better ways to handle uself
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:22 (fourteen years ago)
ok night moon and stars and internet
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:23 (fourteen years ago)
Too much scrol5g on phone
― sarahell, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 05:47 (fourteen years ago)
will cop to buzzed
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 05:55 (fourteen years ago)
Yup.
― Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 05:59 (fourteen years ago)
cheers-uh
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 06:02 (fourteen years ago)
hi!
― they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:12 (fourteen years ago)
Let's do this.
http://bythepint.com/sites/default/files/images/founders-dirty-bastard-review-scotch-ale.preview.jpg
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:17 (fourteen years ago)
http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/What+you+say+about+the+show+is+true.+It+was+_a298f1f699b306b75802c6934ee60608.png
― °™ (Pillbox), Saturday, 28 July 2012 07:45 (thirteen years ago)
I cooked a real nice meal for my family and ate it, but now they're all asleep and I'm drunk and I want pizza. PIZZA!
― how's life, Monday, 30 July 2012 01:14 (thirteen years ago)
lookout!
― Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Saturday, 29 September 2012 04:08 (thirteen years ago)
not drunk, but having gin & strawberry lemonade. good and trashy.
― sriracha bishop (get bent), Saturday, 29 September 2012 04:14 (thirteen years ago)
never
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 September 2012 04:14 (thirteen years ago)
^^^fp xp
― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 September 2012 04:15 (thirteen years ago)
black russians. good and trashy. < / girl drink drunk>
― gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 05:42 (thirteen years ago)