What a weird little place to set up a card table with a Nativity scene on it.
yeah, that's the thing. Of course we know that the situation is just random pedestrians freaking out whenever any sort of Nativity tchotke deigns impudence enough to break into their field of vision; doesn't matter if its in front of a church, a minor display in a shop, a hilariously mammoth display on the steps of city hall, or that scene in _Home Alone_.
And who the fuck lets their innocent tow-headed child hang out unchaperoned in front of the lingerie shop on the same block as your porn store?
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link
'shirt' should be 'shot' in the first frame of the second cartoon, too...
― Harvey Weewax (stevie), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:19 (fifteen years ago) link
i was shopping for a nativity set for my mom one year and was in this store that had like two dozen.
it didnt take long for me to realize that the baby jesus was missing from every single one. i asked the lady working there if someone stole all thier jesus babies and she said "no, we keep them behind the counter because people will steal them" lolllll
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 19 December 2008 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyYearInReview08.jpg
― touch me i'm usic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 19 December 2008 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link
"room temp"?
― Desire: Where Sex Meets Addiction (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link
those onion cartoons don't count, come on.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link
The problem with the Sumers one is that it fails to ake into account that what gets people all riled up is not a nativity scene, it's a nativity scene on public property or sponsered by govt. If Christians want to be less disingenuous about this we could come to a compromise whereby they could have their nativity scenes and I could engage in Aztec human sacrfices and Voodoo ceremonies etc..., down at the library or on the front steps of city hall.
― La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l’on n’a pas (Michael White), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Onion cartoons are relevant responses to topic and also lol
― nah bisco right (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link
haha, naive parents have struck again!
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyHalloweenCostumes.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyCampaignHeros.article.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyWeeklyPapers.article.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyVHS.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyTeens.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyThriftShops.jpg
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Friday, 19 December 2008 23:55 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyEthanol.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyTheMall_4_28_08.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyRaceTalk2.jpg
"funky"
HERE IT IS, this is the one i was looking for:
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/cartoon_2_11_08.jpg
SOME GIZMO
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Teens-Turning-Backs.jpg
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Friday, 19 December 2008 23:59 (fifteen years ago) link
you know the onion got complaints cuz ppl thought kelly was 4real?
lol
― mensrightsguy (internet person), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:28 (fifteen years ago) link
oh shit I hadn't seen GREEDY AFRICAN CHILDREN before
― a better command of the mummy language (joygoat), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link
some of my favorite kellys are the ones where the artist is parodying how those right-wing cartoonists sometimes draw about gripes in their personal life. like the drunk driving one recently
― burt_stanton, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link
http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/StrooW/2008/StrooW20081212_low.jpg
haha waht txtin isnt the internet
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link
totally thought that was from the onion till i didnt see dude in the corner
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link
"computers don't show Matlock smart guy" lol
― Neil S, Saturday, 20 December 2008 10:20 (fifteen years ago) link
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/swillmore_31e44.gif
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Saturday, 20 December 2008 17:23 (fifteen years ago) link
"Let's suck face and listen to rap music."
Nice to see that youngster slang hasn't been updated since they made fun of it in On Golden Pond.
― President Keyes, Saturday, 20 December 2008 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Ha, i just noticed that 'Today's Teen' always has drooping baggy ass jeans
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Saturday, 20 December 2008 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link
You'd the adult fans of these comics these days would be more afraid about their possibly gay son wearing those skinny jeans. Except in the Kelly cartoons, of course.
― skygreenleopard, Saturday, 20 December 2008 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Convoluted metaphors! Getcher convoluted metaphors here! Get 'em while they're extra twisted! Half-off all overused copy-pastings!
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not exactly Bloom County, is it
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hang on, I thought the Republican Treasury Dept was happily doleing out cash to everybody
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Remember, you don't need to be anything near accurate with your caricature when depicting either a Saudi OPEC member or random iraqi/iranian/afghani-type to assist in that day's strawmanning: just draw any old towel-headed mohemmaden. I mean, they all look the same, right?
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Monday, 22 December 2008 16:33 (fifteen years ago) link
ARABS DON'T HAVE EYES, KINGFISH. GOD.
― the table is the table, Monday, 22 December 2008 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Gore is too thin there.
― President Keyes, Monday, 22 December 2008 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link
^^ just notice the dude on the left is 'young kelly'
― burt_scantron (goole), Monday, 22 December 2008 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link
lmao this one is like a kelly cartoonhttp://jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT31217.jpg
― silkk the s1ocki (and what), Monday, 22 December 2008 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Trouble with DBD is it's so manifestly lame that you have to dig really hard to find something worth commenting on.
also not enough fan service.
― Jarlrmai, Monday, 22 December 2008 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link
dickchin strikes again!
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20081222.jpg
Too drunk to finish a strip on time? Just grab an 'evergreen' from 15+ years ago, should be good enough.
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20081220.jpg
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Monday, 22 December 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
I FUCKING HATE THAT MY KID CAN'T RANT ABOUT THE FUCKING TOWELHEADS IN CLASS!
― J0rdan Sargent Slaughter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 December 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
THIS THIS THAT SUPRESSES HATE SPEECH IS SO FUCKING STUPID, IT MAKES ME MAD AS A MEXICAN!
― J0rdan Sargent Slaughter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 December 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
*this thing
Tinsley's so mad that he's fucking up his caps lock sentences
― J0rdan Sargent Slaughter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 December 2008 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Are there any actual examples of "speech codes" ever suppressing any speech besides racist assholes or is Tinsley just a paranoid idiot?
― J0rdan Sargent Slaughter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 December 2008 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link
i as a member of the mighty "Word-Adverse Community" take extreme umbrage at this cartoon
― ice cr?m, Monday, 22 December 2008 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Depends on what side yr on and what you consider 'hate speech.' I'm clearly a member of the community that Tinsley hates, but there are definitely some major complaints from various groups on college campuses.
― the table is the table, Monday, 22 December 2008 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link
people who go to college campuses kinda get what they deserve tho right
― ice cr?m, Monday, 22 December 2008 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/varv12202008a20081222043711.jpg
'LAYOFFS'
'PAY CUTS'
third thing, shit I need a third thing. Shit. Uhm. Oh fuggit, i dont care if i already put it down, I need a third thing.
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Monday, 22 December 2008 18:08 (fifteen years ago) link
hahahahahaa
― silkk the s1ocki (and what), Monday, 22 December 2008 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link
LAYOFFS
FIRINGS
UNEMPLOYMENT
LACK OF JOBS
WORK FORCE CUTBACKS
― silkk the s1ocki (and what), Monday, 22 December 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link
x-post There was the "water buffaloes" incident at UPenn.
― President Keyes, Monday, 22 December 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
^that is true. Of course the right used it to their advantage in some annoying ways, but it was ridiculous.
― throwbookatface (skygreenleopard), Monday, 22 December 2008 23:10 (fifteen years ago) link
happy new year, you godless socialists/sodomites/heliocentrists!
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― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link
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Chuck Asay knows like one librul, and this is her:
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http://www.creators.com/editorial_cartoons/5/6304_thumb.gif
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link
It's funny how these wackjob Christians defend Israel because of that whole end-of-the-world shit. What a bunch of freaks... disturbingly powerful and influential freaks.
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link
The new wallpaper we ordered came in:
http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/8656/imageuploadimageqh9.jpg
― яσσʍ♭ⱥȵℹҁᔔ ᴗȵȴℹʍℹȶ∊∂ (libcrypt), Thursday, 1 January 2009 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link
that Mallard/Colmes strip is actually kinda funny.
xpost - ha ha!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 1 January 2009 00:21 (fifteen years ago) link
omfg happy nu year dan lacey!!!
― ♪㋡♫㋡ (gr8080), Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Happy New Year!
― Dan Lacey, Thursday, 1 January 2009 04:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Back atcha, you batshit fella you!
― "The Gay History of The United States" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 January 2009 06:08 (fifteen years ago) link
!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3
― BIG HOOS is not a nacho purist fwiw (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 1 January 2009 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link
the logo at the base of the horn is a great touch
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 January 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Whoa
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Thursday, 1 January 2009 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link