its bad for anyone but your partner to see you masturbating.
― titchyschneiderMk2, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)
ARGH THIS THREAD.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)
hahaha this thread
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)
Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating?
Only if you don't share!
― dean ge, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)
When I was a kid I did hear my parents have sex on several occasions, and once I walked into their bedroom while they were doing it, but I don't think it ruined my life in any way.
ironic disclaimer at the end of every tuomas post.
― nathalie, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)
He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about
― gff, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)
I LOVE THIS THREAD.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)
went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.
This would be somehow a little worthier of the "marathon" description:
"went on a masturbation marathon on April 6-9 last year."
― StanM, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/baby-tunnel.gif
― I DIED, Thursday, 28 June 2007 01:51 (eighteen years ago)
looooooooool
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 28 June 2007 02:02 (eighteen years ago)
I always thought of masturbation as more of a sprint than a marathon.
― milo z, Thursday, 28 June 2007 02:21 (eighteen years ago)
This thread is EPIC.
― HI DERE, Monday, 12 November 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)
Liberals...
― Jeb, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)
1st gis for "epic masturbation"
http://www.fototime.com/9C7CB5CD495FBB4/orig.jpg
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)
That actually is some pretty epic masturbation if you need both a horse and a rifle!
― HI DERE, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)
that man was the baby.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 12 November 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)
nobody puts baby in a corner (and then jerks off)
― milo z, Monday, 12 November 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)
It's only bad if it participates
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 12 November 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)
happy new year, ILE
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Monday, 12 January 2009 22:38 (seventeen years ago)
Good luck, Finland!
― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 12 January 2009 22:40 (seventeen years ago)
That terrified baby gif is amazing.
― 2 5 (Z S), Monday, 12 January 2009 22:44 (seventeen years ago)
This is the sort of thing that I Love Baby-Making will be host to.
― Gorgeous Preppy (G00blar), Monday, 12 January 2009 23:10 (seventeen years ago)
He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about
Daddy's got a squeeze boxBaby never sleeps at night
― nickn, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 04:17 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/little-jerk.jpg
― fingerNAGLs (DJ Mencap), Friday, 11 September 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)
that's definitely the kind of thing that should be shared with your friends & colleagues.
― ian, Friday, 11 September 2009 19:28 (sixteen years ago)
ILE tackles the big questions that have confounded mankind for ages!
"Why are we here?""Where did we come from?""Is it okay to masturbate in front of the baby before we go?""Are those nachos?"
― Dan (And So On) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:57 (3 years ago)
classic for all time
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Friday, 11 September 2009 19:30 (sixteen years ago)
is it bad for you to see your baby masturbating?
― Zeno, Friday, 11 September 2009 19:31 (sixteen years ago)
via iphone = in the process?
― Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Friday, 11 September 2009 19:32 (sixteen years ago)
is it bad for a baby on television to see you masturbating?
― funky brewster (San Te), Sunday, 29 August 2010 12:18 (fifteen years ago)
is it bad for a baby NOT to see you masturbating?
― dayo, Sunday, 29 August 2010 13:02 (fifteen years ago)
is it bad for masturbating for you to see a baby?
― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Sunday, 29 August 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)
is it bad for Dancing Baby to see you masturbating?
― Carmine Dirtnap from North Arlington (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 August 2010 16:51 (fifteen years ago)
how is dancing babby formed
― glutinous maximus (corey), Sunday, 29 August 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)
Is it bad for a baby portabella to see you masturbating?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 29 August 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)
um YES
― Trouble-Making Foods (HI DERE), Sunday, 29 August 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
you're just culturally conditioned to believe that
― funky brewster (San Te), Sunday, 29 August 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)
So it only took 5 years for this board to turn into "A Serbian Film"
All thing considered, that's an eternity in Internet tine so congrats to us all for staving off hell for that long.
― Trouble-Making Foods (HI DERE), Sunday, 29 August 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)
is it bad for masturbating babies to see?
― funky brewster (San Te), Sunday, 29 August 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)
what a thread
― diamonddave85, Sunday, 29 August 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)
Uh wow. No, help.
― seandalai, Monday, 30 August 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)
cultural conditioning has its points.
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, December 5, 2005 6:49 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol
― horseshoe, Monday, 30 August 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)
only if it is the correct conditioning.
― rage for the machine (banaka), Monday, 30 August 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)
Also, this thread needs an overbearing Brooklyn father to come up, cuff it on the back of the head and say, "Jeeeesus Christ, what the FUCK is wrong with you?"
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, December 5, 2005 2:19 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― horseshoe, Monday, 30 August 2010 00:36 (fifteen years ago)
Is it bad for dick cheney to see you masturbating
― show me your ticks (San Te), Monday, 24 January 2011 20:41 (fifteen years ago)
During your baby's first month, she can focus only about 20cm to 30cm away
― the late great, Friday, 11 May 2012 02:30 (fourteen years ago)
what if it's a boy?i bet you he could see further. because boys are better. it's science.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 11 May 2012 04:28 (fourteen years ago)
"He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, "
Impossible not to imagine this sentence as a lyric
― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 11 May 2012 06:26 (fourteen years ago)
will make the future repressed memories of a shuffling blur moaning to itself in Finnish all the more mysterious
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 May 2012 06:30 (fourteen years ago)
It's the rest of the song I worry about...
xpost You know what? The one big ILX fallacy (oo-er) is that Tuomas was the original poster...
― Mark G, Friday, 11 May 2012 06:31 (fourteen years ago)
i was trying to get at that if the baby can see you you're doing it too close to the baby
― the late great, Friday, 11 May 2012 06:32 (fourteen years ago)