Rank the Musical Hotties of MTV's "The Real World" (First Four Seasons Only)

i totally had a senior moment a few years back when for a few seconds i though the black comedian dude who got kicked out of the house was dave chappelle and i had to go check online to be sure

lol @ what you did with Lars' last name btw

haha his name was david!

i forgot that tami was a singer

― horseshoe, Wednesday, July 6, 2011 3:11 PM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

re former pro baller kenny anderson: His daughters Lyric and Jazz are from his first marriage with Tami Akbar (now Tami Roman). Akbar was a cast member on The Real World: Los Angeles (the second season), and is currently on VH1's Basketball Wives. He and Akbar were married from 1994 to 2001.[14],[15] Akbar filed for divorce in Christmas 1998 citing Anderson's infidelity. She successfully challenged the 1995 $5.8 million pre-nup. As a result of the divorce Tami acquired a sizeable portion of his assets (reported to be half) in addition to $8500 monthly child support. Tami had a license plate custom-made to mark her victory with the phrase "HISCASH".

I remembering loving the way Jacinda dressed with her crazy flowy fairy skirts but realizing that I will never be that person in crazy flowy fairy skirts with flowers in my hair - that was a sad day for me.

i have definitely thought a few times in retrospect that the sarcastic black comedian named david on RW was kind of proto-chappelle

see erica shoulda been like me and wanted to be the drunken irish rock critic

i pick an achievable dream and then achieve it

was dominic a rock critic? i liked him.

I liked him too! He was funny and while I dind't want to be him I remember wanting to hand out with him.

he seemed like a real person

they're even both from D.C.! although back when david edwards was dragging tami out of bed and getting evicted from the RW house dave chappelle was already livin' large on the big screen in robin hood: men in tights

dominic was a real person but still totally hilarious

dominic was a rock cricket, yes. i think he took jon to some kind of madchester showcase or something?

former ILXor Ptee worked briefly on RW:London; apparently Sharon's laryngitis scare was a ploy to seize camera time

i just remember dom being real big into the happy mondays and all that shit

dominic from the rw, not passantino, but who knows

haha tami is on basketball wives now? that makes her maybe the longest career of any serial reality show star

god dammit am I going to have to start watching Basketball Wives now

i think dominic was sadly overshadowed by the SNL real world sketch where mike myers played him by simply saying "I'm FROM DUBLIN" over and over

I'm trying to remember when I stopped watching entirely.

Probably around 2000 when I mpved here and had my first real apt/job and was so poor that my cable got shut off and the only channel I got for year was PAX the Christian network. I don't think I ever got back on board after that. I have, however, seen every episode of both Highway to Heaven and 7th Heaven.

I am pretty sure we will all agree on this but I'm just gonna go ahead and say it - Beth was completely awful, right?

haha a GIS for 'becky blasbland', 1st hit is this thread

as soon as this poll ends im doing a 7th heaven poll

happy the dog in a landslide

beth was the kind of roommate who took sides based purely on whatever would instigate the most drama

... I watched almost the entirety of the most recent Las Vegas season

they had a homophobic dude on who had done gay pr0n

Beth was completely awful, right?

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

so yes, completely awful

hahahahah :D Jess

I have big opinions on that show.

i almost felt a little bad for beth because she had one of the least appealing faces in history but then she was so awful i couldn't

haha a GIS for 'becky blasbland', 1st hit is this thread

― goole, Wednesday, July 6, 2011 3:25 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

tbh that's because strongo misspelled her name

I hated everything about her and then she kept on appearing on all the challenge shows and stuff 10 years later and it was like bitch you're 45 go get a real job or something.

which season had the right-wing cubana and a gay dude screaming at each other? was that beth?

hahaha beth looked like bruce from kids in the hall in drag tbh

x-post Miami?

that was miami, i think. beth was l.a.

hahaha beth looked like bruce from kids in the hall in drag tbh

― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, July 6, 2011 3:28 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

YES

yeah i admit i wasn't so diligent on the spellings

that has been bugging me for over a decade!

"eric nice"

I feel like Beth was the last unambiguously FUGLY person to be cast on The Real World

like, there would be castmembers who were not to your taste but you would never say "that person has a face could melt mirrors"

i know god it was tragic

lol @ bruce in drag

also the Miami battlers were Melissa and Dan

WHY DO I KNOW THIS

yeah beth was old-school mtv in that way. sorta like phil collins.

i mean she wasn't like avert-your-eyes really but since every human female on mtv now looks like a gossip girl she's in john merrick territory

http://mtv.mtvnimages.com/onair/realworld/real_world_awards/then_now/beth_s.jpg?width=600

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Someone's had some work done, huh?

i think her horrible personality exacerbated her face

http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/archive/then_flipbook/images/then_rw2_2.jpg

ok the tap of nonstop 90s lols has been turned on, i'm officially not getting anything done for the rest of the day

You'll see it and you'll like it, Dan. It's just how . . . THE REAL WORLD works.

becky blasband found success on the internet after changing her name to marissa marchant

okay lol

great thread

...like i think i saw a photo of sebadoh in ALTERNATIVE PRESS and was like "oh, that's the guy from the sex show"

i know for a fact he used the phrase "it was a toy love"

― goole, Wednesday, July 6, 2011 4:33 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/ruthie-alcaide.jpg

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, July 6, 2011 8:00 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think you have just solved a crime

― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, July 6, 2011 8:02 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51R8DVBNZJL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

― DJP, Wednesday, July 6, 2011 3:40 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.amazon.com/Planet-Perch/dp/B00000I0VT

Track Listings
1. food coupons
2. heart drop
3. push/again
4. who's sleeping
5. rick james brown
6. mocking bird
7. if animals could pray
8. jello
9. a to z

― DJP, Wednesday, July 6, 2011 3:40 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

FYI, Perch is on Spotify:

http://open.spotify.com/artist/31IgAY8LuXAmTTzaX98j1l

hahaha unilever. my god.

― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, July 7, 2011 9:31 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

coming home early from work and catching me and my sisters watching the grind was what caused my mom to get rid of our tv for a year. fuck you, eric nies.

― horseshoe, Thursday, July 7, 2011 9:31 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you just know somehow that they were named after the chumbawamba song

― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, July 7, 2011 9:33 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

unilever, i mean. not horseshoe's sisters.

― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, July 7, 2011 9:33 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry guys my sisters are both named unilever, after the chumbawumba song, i meant to tell you

― horseshoe, Thursday, July 7, 2011 9:35 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its so sad they got knocked down but they got back up again

― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, July 7, 2011 9:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this thread feels almost too classic to be less than a year old

Just found the Becky Blasband album on Slsk the other day, btw. Felt like a winner.

yeah this may be my favorite of all the ilx threads i've started.

tbh it's what convinced me to stick around this time after underrated aero tricked me into posting again during the mr. jay batman debacle. because i love you guys. #nokaramo

I seriously lost half my work day scrolling through this and giggling

plz don't make me go back to the Jay Batman saga

jables was a beautiful gift, i miss him

IT WAS A TOY LOVE

if i don't remember to use that during my next breakup argument i have officially failed at everything

IT WAS A TOY LOVE

― horseshoe, Thursday, April 26, 2012 7:25 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

I don't think I ever saw this revive but omg

i know for a fact he used the phrase "it was a toy love"

― goole, Wednesday, July 6, 2011 4:33 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

HE TOTALLY SAID THAT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Anyway I came here for something else which was to post this because ;_;. Pedro's husband passed away.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1712005/sean-sasser-dead-real-world-pedro-zamora-husband.jhtml