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Guys and girls, if we were going to do a calendar, we'd need a Miss or Mr December. Does anyone have access to a santa hat?

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 31 January 2005 09:49 (nineteen years ago) link

your boyfriend did have a "frankenstein's" santa hat.

I had some photos, of him, drunk and falling in a cardboard box but not in his underwear.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 31 January 2005 10:02 (nineteen years ago) link

You'll have to get him drunker next time.

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 31 January 2005 10:45 (nineteen years ago) link

not really.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 31 January 2005 11:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, I'm going to my friend's place tonight to get the pictures shot, and I'm a bit nervous about it actually. What if she *wasn't* joking? Also, I'm worried whether or not I'll look good; my stomach suddenly looks rounder than how I remember it was. Also, I'm wearing briefs, because I don't like boxers I've never worn them, but what if they make my ass look fat? My ass *is* kinda big for a skinny guy... Argh!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 11:34 (nineteen years ago) link

~~Are you~~ Is the photo going to be taken from behind then?

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 31 January 2005 11:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, since I've gone to the trouble of arranging a shooting, I certainly want to get several pictures, from different angles.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 12:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas, dude, she wans't joking. I will bet you 100 of your Finnish currency that she will at the very least make it clear that she wants you to make a move on her. And then you can take pictures of that too.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 31 January 2005 13:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Euro, Mark, Euro.

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 31 January 2005 13:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%11%17ier%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%11%17ier%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Edxs%7Eonr%7Emqc%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%11%17ier%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%11%12%7Eib%11%12%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

Woah, that seems pretty close, actually.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd hit it if I knew how.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I still don't know why mine won't post. :(

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I GOT IT TO WORK

http://www.columbia.edu/~alk2102/images/compositor.jpeg

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I think your boobs are bigger than that?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah and it kind of looks like they have attached a prosthetic ass onto me.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

And what happned to the "She-ra ass" (or whatever you called it)?

hmmm xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Shit man, I just had a dream about Tuomas and his woman. If there's any truth to it then he's one kinky fux0r.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link

really I just kind of liked its hairdo.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, maybe this time?

ihttp://photobucket.com/albums/v439/jaymc1/?action=view¤t=CA3T5NYE.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

No.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Whoops, I meant
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/jaymc1/CA3T5NYE.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Hurrah!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I've seldom seen anything that looks less like Jaymc.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, it's true.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Holy crap! I thought this was still all identical 3d models, and now hooray hooray there are actual hotties. I love you all. I want to make love to each and every single one of you who don't have penises. Some of you even if you do. I dunno, participation may vary. But I love you all eternally.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I would post myself but I don't wear underwear.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

That didn't stop me, Nabisco!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link

holy fucking shit.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

!!!!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Did you borrow her riding crop, of did you bring your own?

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link

i quit ilx.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Guys and girls, if we were going to do a calendar, we'd need a Miss or Mr December. Does anyone have access to a santa hat?

Thanks to singing several tree-lighting ceremonies, I have FOUR Santa hats.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

(wow, talk about being made redundant)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, that was perhaps a bit too much at a time, I'm sorry. I just thought that if I'm getting my undie picture shot, lets do it for real then.

The crop is hers.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG I JUST DIED

― Site Admistrator (deangulberry), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, and our photo session was (mostly) platonic.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

"I only put it in a little bit."

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I wonder if my nude "Sears catalogue pose" shot is still floating around North Carolina?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:40 (nineteen years ago) link

OK I feel perfectly fine with my innocent little fishnet top now. Heh. Blimey Tuomas!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link

ILX is the most magnificent thing in the history of ever. And don't worry, Trayce, you got a nice demure shot of beyond-fishnet material in there, well done.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd have liked it if you'd kept your glasses on, Tuomas, but this will do!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

heh. You make it sound like you commissioned this work.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmm, maybe I should've kept the glasses, I seem to have some black under my eyes. But I didn't think the combination of glasses and my semi-naked body would've looked good... Maybe I was wrong.

I could always arrange another shooting.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude the CROTCH one.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

What about it?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas, you are a magnificent, sexy bitch.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link

nabisco wants a 24x16 of that one.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:56 (nineteen years ago) link

ILX will eventually end the day we all post pictures of ourselves furiously wanking over pictures of other ILXors furiously wanking.

I pray, every day.

― Ally C (Ally C), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:57 (nineteen years ago) link

You just want to see the wanking pics.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

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