If you could have intimate relations with only 1 ILX0r who would it be?

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(Because, as I said on another thread I'm a totaly lame for saying this, but when people say things like 'she already knows we all want to fuck her' about me - it irritates me, and it kinda makes me sad and feel all pathetic as well. It makes me feel like people are assuming that I presume everyone wants to fuck me. And I don't. Not at all).

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think it was meant like that, Luna, but I can definitely see how it would bother you.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

okay, my messages are getting ridiculous.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

(I figured it was the long-standing history of single male ILXers typing "I WANT TO MAKE THE MAD MONKEY SEX WITH LUNA OH OH OH OH excuse me" that was generating some of those comments)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't mean to not be graceful about accepting compliments or anything...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Mandee made my pants vibrate! Just now!

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Mandee, that was brilliant voicemail, but unless it was Nobby Clarke, I do not know the answer.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I WANT TO MAKE THE MAD MONKEY SEX WITH LUNA OH OH OH OH excuse me

Yeah, but why pick this thread to suddenly have discretion?

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh don't even listen to me. Geez. I'm all "waaah, people might want to fuck me, waaaahhhh"

I suck.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

It's not about sucking so much as what you do with your tongue.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link

No, I see what you mean; sorry to go making you self-conscious. I have a whole full explanation of what I meant and how, but it occurs to me that a lengthy follow-up discussion will not particularly help with feeling self-conscious! Anyway I think you're doing fine.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate when people ("people") say that about luna, but perhaps more because she's not really my type (sorry!) and I hate the presumption about who I (or men, generally) would or would not be interested in.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't be sorry - I'm not at all offended.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha ha that message was awesome.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry it was so short, Jordan, but my co-worker walked back into the office right when I started speaking. I think she's on to me.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah luna, YOU ONE HOT MAMA!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

No, Gabbnebb, seriously, we should probably shut down this Luna discussion, but just for the record I don't think ILX guys in general are slavering over Luna any more than any other girl here. It's just easy to make the joke because there's whatever social history here of people talking about it (even before the underwear thread). It's kind of like how you could make that sort of joke about Ally and it'd seem reasonably in-bounds, whereas making that sort of joke about say CathyL, who's every bit as attractive, would seem kind of weird and left-field.

I have now ruined whatever fun flirty qualities this thread might have had: you're welcome!

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Mandee called me and she's trying to turn a small matter of misplaced political signage into an international incident! Sure, blame Canada. Things just got a lot less sexy around my house.

oooh, freaky xpost

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

nobody is returning my calls.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

You didn't leave your number!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

My embassy will call your embassy!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Naw nabisco, I'm the California Buzzkill here. Sorry y'all.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

i forgot i had it off sorry!!

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

MY phone is at home, I forgot.

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Should I actually call you back, Mandee? 'Cause I would, after work.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread should be retitled "ILX Spring Orgy 2005"

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 15 April 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Adam, there goes another failed attempt at me texting you, then.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

looks like geoff is returning my call regarding the collected works of proust!!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Jaymc, I never get your texts!

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I get them from gygax, but those are generally hate-filled and illiterate screeds that I quickly delete.

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I get them from gygax, but those are generally hate-filled and illiterate screeds that I quickly delete.

surprise, surprise, surprise.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:49 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't have any of your phone #s.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't have yours either!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

i have loads of 'em now.. muhahahaha

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

no offense, hstencil, but i'm changing my vote to christopher. he's learning harmonica & i will leave it at that!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't believe you, Ally. You have everybody's phone number.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I hardly have anyone's #s anymore, either. My last phone crapped out and I lost most of my phone book.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

well, yours and hstencil's, yes. That is kind of like everybody though.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

SPAMSPIDAH doesn't have my cell number!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Me, hstencil ... who else is there?

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I THINK THAT PEOPLE WHO WANT ME TO SEND THEM TXT MSGS SHOULD JUST EMAIL ME THEIR #S REALLY.

NOT THAT ANY OF YOU EXIST BESIDES HSTENCIL AND NABISCO!!!! YR ALL BORGS.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

surprise, surprise, surprise.

-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), April 15th, 2005 2:49 PM. (llamasfur)

Good afternoon: you are an asshole! But you probably already know that.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link

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― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Ally, did you have mine? I had yours (but then lost my phone drunk)

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

i didn't have yrs--Tom did cos my phone didn't "do" international at the time!

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmmm....

I'll keep mine short.

My twin Kate and Gaz/Mully.

― Kate / Productive Pedagog (papa november), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't have a cell phone OR voice mail.

Who wants to send me a postcard?

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

send ally an e-mail about cell phones.

cell phones.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I WILL SEND U A POSTCARD

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

thank you ally! my day is ten times better now.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

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