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seen this morning: girl in a t-shirt that reads "talk nerdy to me"

-- river wolf, Monday, April 16, 2007 10:26 AM (1 minute ago)

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― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

there is no easter bunny, or any bunny of any kind, in easter-bunny-porn.jpg

i demand an investigation

― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i got precisely 21 words into that post article before quitting

― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

somehow i think it's like an old high school math team shirt

also, kevin, was it the "dumpstersluts" part that tipped you off re: that link?

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"Let's face it, there really is nothing more sensual than caressing someone's mind,"

huge f'ing sigh.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

little girl LIKES brain

― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

man i was supposed to go to a zombie dance party on friday but i didn't, and now i have a homemade t-shirt that says "gimme branes" on it

what to do

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

wear it to work at the ER

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

fuckin duh

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

soak it in some blood first!

― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll soak it in blood AT the ER!

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, i'll just wipe up after the major trauma

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

by 5pm saturday Ed was probably the drunkest I've ever seen him. and he was at my bachelor party.

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i am wearing your jumper today, Ed, by the way. i mean your sweatshirt.

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it says something that the lex pretty much took me home. You and mrs hand have lots of cute friends and I probably did not sell myself too well to them.

― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

You...have lots of cute friends and I probably did not sell myself too well to them.

boy have i said THIS too many times in my life

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

haha Ed you were fine. now the next time they meet you they will be surprised by your focus and concentration.

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, let's arrange a dinner with all of the single ones with short hair.

― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

you can offer them some of your "homemade Worcestershire sauce"

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Not till the third date.

― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm spending the entire day being paranoid that the wind is going to somehow knock my front door open again while i'm at work, and i'm going to come home to no things, and no cats.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Isn't it emancipation day? And WTF about your door?

― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i have no idea how the thing happened with my door last night, it just blew wide open at like 3 am.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm glad YOU think it's amusing, it isn't so funny running around in your underpants zoned out on nyquil trying to figure out how shit like that possibly keeps happening to you.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf is emancipation day??

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://dc.gov/mayor/news/release.asp?id=660&mon=200501

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

ok well i don't get that day off, apparently.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i had no idea about it until i threw it into Google.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I googled public holidays in DC because you all seemed mysteriously absent.

― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/ron2.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT DOG IS ONE OF MY DOG'S MYSPACE FRIENDS!!!!!!

small world.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

me and that dog should hang out

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i think that's my mom's dog

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/bucket.jpg
:D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

ally if that is your mom's dog my head will explode, i'm not even kidding you.

i miss my fucking dog. ;_;

― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

L - F12

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not actually her dog, my mom's blondie chihuahua looks far, far more unbalanced than that one does.

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/sadwalrus.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^ haha

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/461255278_1e01366ce8.jpg?v=0

― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/biffbonk.gif

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=127288614

why would this person ask me to be their friend

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno but this guy is his friend and i'm down with either of these dudes now.
http://www.bananartista.com/gallery/(b)ananartista06.gif

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://a937.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/l_c71435b6a8871e72612aca8a119aa0d8.jpg

no

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

indeed no

― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Influences The Smiths, Morrissey, Suede, Kitchens of Distinction, The Cure, Marion, Blur

you don't say...

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

One of the bands we supported on friday was basically the finnish smiths led by the finnish johnny marr.

― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

yes?

http://a507.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01454/60/58/1454638506_l.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, no.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

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