Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating?

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But, yeah, whoever said "just turn the baby around while you do it" was OTM. I essentially feel the same about this as I do about masturbating in front of a pet. It's easy enough to avoid, so why would you do it?

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

the question "why the fuck can't you just fucking move the baby out of view for the couple of minutes it'll take you to come" remains key

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

did anyone ever start a "is it bad for a baby to see you menstruating?" parody thread? if not, can we just pretend and not actually bother?

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sort of amused that James Blount never actually posted here, considering it's been the basis for his "Tuomas = Paedophile" rantings since.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 06:13 (nineteen years ago)

I essentially feel the same about this as I do about masturbating in front of a pet. It's easy enough to avoid, so why would you do it?

Pets can turn themselves back around = not a good comparison. Also, ts: a dog watching you have sex vs. a cat watching you have sex

― Zora (Zora), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

I wouldn't be surprised if there is a Frogs song about this.

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Wednesday, 28 June 2006 09:12 (nineteen years ago)

WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL GOING

-- dabnis coleman's ghost (wt...), December 6th, 2005 4:11 AM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 09:36 (nineteen years ago)

Wow. (universal xpost to entire thread)

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

IP search seemed to indicate that it was male.

What, the IP nr was long and hard, instead of moist and soft?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

Pets can turn themselves back around = not a good comparison.

I meant it's like pets in that it's easy enough to avoid doing it in front of them. (ie with a baby you can turn them around, with a pet you can put them in another room/outside)

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 29 June 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

nine months pass...

CAN'T YOU DO THAT SOMEWHERE ELSE, PERV?

http://swardraws.com/fotog/archives/2005/03/baby-paul02.jpg

― bobby bedelia, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 07:49 (nineteen years ago)

classik thread

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 08:25 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

Stab victim 'continued masturbating'
Christine Kellett
June 20, 2007 - 2:36PM

A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.

Defence lawyers for Kylie Louise Wilson, 28, said the mother of two "lost it" when her friend of six years, Daniel Peter Blair, went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.

Brisbane's District Court this morning heard Mr Blair had showed up at Wilson's unit at Birkdale unit, in Redland Shire, where he took amphetamines before having a shower.

Whilst in the bathroom, Mr Blair, 32, began pleasuring himself, before moving to Wilson's bedroom, where he rolled around naked on her bed and continued his lewd conduct.

He returned to the bathroom for more and was busted by Wilson, who was attempting to bath her three-and-a-half year-old daughter.

The court heard Mr Blair refused her repeated requests to stop, prompting her to fetch a knife from the kitchen which she used to stab him twice in the left shoulder.

Crown prosecutors said Mr Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge.

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.

Police took him to hospital where he received treatment for the minor stab wounds.

Wilson pleaded guilty to one count each of unlawful wounding and wilful damage.

Her defence barrister, Mark Johnson, said Wilson regarded Mr Blair as a "tolerably decent person" when he was not using drugs, but had become "extremely protective" of her daughter under the circumstances.

"He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, " Mr Johnson said.

"She just lost it, to put it crudely."

Senior Judge Gilbert Trafford Walker accepted the Crown's submission that Wilson had been subjected to "grossly offensive conduct ... which in a moral sense amounts to extreme provocation."

He sentenced her to nine months' jail but ordered that she be immediately released on parole.

― haitch, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage

roffle. Hope the kids didn't see stabbing either.

― nathalie, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

So wait, taking speed => wank frenzy?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

Like you didn't know already.

― Mark C, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

Does N3D R4GG3TT do speed?

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

did Tuomas ever learn what A2M was?

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

aching 2 masturbate

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

its bad for anyone but your partner to see you masturbating.

― titchyschneiderMk2, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)