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"glee"

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:16 (seventeen years ago) link

"g"

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

"joke i've beat into the ground"

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:18 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i can't even tell if you're talking about me or you, thanks a lot wine

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.spicesofindia.co.uk/acatalog/Khanum-Pure-Vegetable-Ghee-Big.gif

― daria-g, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm talking about me. i'm a one trick pony. do not apologize to the wine.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:23 (seventeen years ago) link

it's ok mw, i don't even have a pony

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

wine and i have settled our differences like civilized adults and now i'm going to continue drinking it

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:27 (seventeen years ago) link

POLL

PICK A PONY, ZR

1.
http://xs31.xs.to/pics/05220/eathoof.jpg

2.

http://www9.yatego.com/images/423eacd55daf84.4/004412.jpg

3.

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/20652.jpg?is=325,325,0xffffff

4.

http://www.abikestore.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/pony_41433.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

YO QUIERO EOHIPPUS, THE DAWN HORSE

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/Eohippus.jpg

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:32 (seventeen years ago) link

lol sunday night

― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:33 (seventeen years ago) link

funday night more like it amirite

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/texas_limo.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:35 (seventeen years ago) link

first of all, that would never happen

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:36 (seventeen years ago) link

limo horse OTM

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:37 (seventeen years ago) link

mw, editor of longhorse

― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://longcat.zareste.com/spin.gif

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Yesterday we were in the most SQUEEEEE! 100 square miles in the world. This was out lunch pub, a former monastic guest house.

SQUEEEEE!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/460631954_8b59fd3b7f.jpg

― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 05:02 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, double-headed twee dildo

― milo z, Monday, 16 April 2007 05:10 (seventeen years ago) link

both halves of this double-headed twee dildo are for you

― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh FUCK, the office is so nice and quiet and everyone's practically comatose except MY BOSS who pushes and rushes and is completely irrational. And then when you point out the flaws of logic in her argument, says "I KNOW, BUT I NEED..." and it doesn't matter that she's having total delusions, SHE NEEDS AN UPDATE. On something that's working perfectly smoothly on its own.

― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

AAARRRRHLLGLGLG CANNOT HANDLE TODAY

― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

that should be the update laurel; "it's working perfectly smoothly on it's own".

― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought of you guys last night while watching the Discovery channel -- there were river otters that banded together in a big group and squeaked and chittered until they chased away a CROCODILE. It was awesome.

― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Unacceptable. BRTRP

― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

well, since i was covering for the person one rung up all last week i didn't get to do any of my messages. i have 968 unread messages in my inbox. wonderful.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/world/AP-Hungary-Rabbit-Accident.html

― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

You guys better come up with a new thread title sharpish or I shall be wheeling out Terry Thomas.

This weekend was one of the awesomest in the history of awesomeness.

― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

oh boy this weekend.

friday night i was good, and went to bed early. saturday night i ended up with an unplanned stay up in big sky, where i crash in a hotel room with 11 other ppl. i slept under the bed. i also had to work the next morning, but that was ok since my commute only consisted of walking across the parking lot.

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

seen this morning: girl in a t-shirt that reads "talk nerdy to me"

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i want pictures from that news story

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

ok wtf

GIS search for "hungary bunnies traffic" yields this

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

NOT CLICKING THAT LINK AT WORK THANK YOU.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm so glad our net connection at work sucks arse.

― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

seen this morning: girl in a t-shirt that reads "talk nerdy to me"

-- river wolf, Monday, April 16, 2007 10:26 AM (1 minute ago)

for more information

― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

there is no easter bunny, or any bunny of any kind, in easter-bunny-porn.jpg

i demand an investigation

― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i got precisely 21 words into that post article before quitting

― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

somehow i think it's like an old high school math team shirt

also, kevin, was it the "dumpstersluts" part that tipped you off re: that link?

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"Let's face it, there really is nothing more sensual than caressing someone's mind,"

huge f'ing sigh.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

little girl LIKES brain

― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

man i was supposed to go to a zombie dance party on friday but i didn't, and now i have a homemade t-shirt that says "gimme branes" on it

what to do

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

wear it to work at the ER

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

fuckin duh

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

soak it in some blood first!

― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll soak it in blood AT the ER!

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, i'll just wipe up after the major trauma

― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

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