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Thats so what I could imagine him doing too haha!

Dream: a hoy hoy and I were pen pals. The letters from him had a little cartoony hologram of him in the lower right corner that would read the letter aloud if you asked. Also the letters were edible & had pretty exotic flavors. I felt like a Luddite just writing mine in ink on paper.

mookieproof's dream reminds me of a story that i think i read on ilx? about some guy that was at a hardcore show and had taken acid and he went up to some guy who was beating people up and said something like "hey, i understand..." and then the guy that had been beating people up started crying

ok, i have to find that thread now.

2 ilxors in my dreams last nite!!

1) dreamt that i saw s1ocki walking down a sidewalk in Honolulu. he was super lobster red sunburned, sweating, and had his hands full with these really heavy cases. i was like "hey s1ocki! you're in hawaii!??" and he was like "yeah, for for work." he seemed really irritated. then i was like "cool! are you working on a film project?" and he just walks past me and goes "furniture repair." then i noticed he wearing a shirt that had a little swastika under the collar, like right between the 2nd and 3rd button. i was like "hey s1ocki! why does your shirt have a swastika on it??" and he goes "stupid work uniform...." then i followed him up a flight of stairs and watched him take out a hand saw and start cutting little pieces off the baseboard on some king sized bed.

2) later in the same dream i got an email from underrated aerosmith albums i have loved. it was about some on-board question or something but at the end he was like "PS- looks like i'm playing a show in Hawaii later this year!" and i got really excited that i might get to kick it with dude and show him around the island. then i looked up the venue of the show he had booked and it turned out it was a church that was super anti-reproductive rights. i somehow deducted that it was A TRAP and spent the rest of the dream trying to tell aerosmith but kept getting silenced by these church people who were all wearing t-shirts that said WE LOVE UNDERRATED AEROSMITH ALBUMS I HAVE OWNED and were carrying signs that said the same. at one point someone told me they were trying to make a WE LOVE UNDERRATED AEROSMITH ALBUMS I HAVE OWNED sign so big that astronauts could see it from outer space. somewhere during that last part my alarm started going off and i woke up.

amazing dreams

lmao

i was hanging out with Whiney, and he told me that some dude was actually a woman and all the elite ilxors knew this.

some dudette

elite ilxors

I can't even begin to imagine what dreaming about Whiney must be like... Was deej holding on to his leg too?

deej wasn't in my dream.

i dreamt that there were over 160 ppl on ilx and i was going to post it to

18 active users

lol!

160 people, or 10 ILXors and their 15 socks.

Dreamed last night that I smoked celery in a dorm room with 2 ILXors (one of whom I've met irl) and Miley Cyrus. I was like, "wtf, celery?" but they explained that it's just as strong as weed if you do it right. You put it in a glass Coke bottle with some fire inside and suck the smoke out through a straw.

Not feeling very rested this morning.

diet smoke

ok i dreamt last night i was at ethans house, i was nervous, while we were waiting for cankels to show up ethan gave me some home baked chocolate chip cookies and asked very diplomatically 'so ive been wondering, how is it that you manage to post so much', i was mortified, then cankels arrived in a v small car full of a drums

hoooly shit

key ilx dream

I had a dream gbx was born without a skull, but when everyone in the world prayed for him (like at the end of Earthbound), he grew a skull.

These last two installments - both excellent.

wow abbs

i was mortified, then cankels arrived in a v small car full of a drums

where is the fucking pulitzer committee

lol gbx congrats on yr skull, how does this impact your medical opinion re: the power of prayer?

Like my previous ILX dream, this one featured Shakey Mo; but whereas we were co-workers at an ILX magazine in that one, this recent one featured us meeting for the first time. Seems we lived in the same building and crossed paths while taking out the trash. He greatly resembled a South Asian version of Roger Kaputnik (Dave Berg's "The Lighter Side Of..." guy) with the similar horn-rimmed glasses, and somehow I recognized him. (He looked nothing like he did in the earlier dream.) Shook his hand ("I've wanted to meet you for a long time!") and suggested a future FAP. He agreed, then dug through his pockets and handed me three pennies, explaining that I could extrapolate his phone number from the coins' dates. I tried for awhile with no success, until I realized that the coins in fact revealed, not his phone number, but his date of birth. I interpreted that as his passive-aggressive way of snubbing me, and decided "The hell with him," then went out shopping to quickly buy some ammonia before the stores could close at 6 pm. Never found the ammonia but managed to buy a perfectly square picture frame from a junk shop at the last possible moment. Then I woke up.

Pashmina and I were sharing a squat somewhere in South London (Thamesmead or thereabouts). Ned Raggett turned up and Pashmina was showing him a guitar he'd found, which to me looked like one of those shitty wee toy ones that break in ten minutes, and Ned asked if he could "mess around with it for a bit". He started strumming some rubbish but the next thing we knew it was two hours later and he'd put us to sleep by playing a perfect rendition of 'Cavatina' and had disappeared while we slept. I said to Pash "I thought he was just messing around" and Pash said "That *is* messing around when you're Ned Raggett!"

XD

i love this thread.

Noodle Vague appeared in my dream last night as a speedo wearing professional bodybuilder with an obsession about modern English cathedrals.

I had a dream I was hanging out drinking beers with Dr. Morbius and giving him dating advice. Obviously wish fulfillment on so many levels.

Dreamt that the tune is space was a fanatical collector of pinball machines.

lol

He had a barn full of them.

a barn!!

dreamt that i was reading an article in the washington post about innovative teaching techniques at local high schools. local student Cur+1s S+3ph3ns was quoted a number of times as approving of the new curriculum.

there were a *lot* of typos and minor errors in the story, which i found infuriating, in the dream. at least once the young student's name was printed as Crutis.

ilx team entered into an international five a side, ismael klata, uptoeleven and local garda all involved with yours truly leading the line. Bizarrely, the tune is the space was giving the teamtalk.

Get in! How did we do? Nice to see Great Britain & Ireland back in the mix anyway.

i spent the entirety chatting up a cute blonde on the sidelined. I've let the lads, the gaffer and myself down ;_;

I had to go back to school because my old diploma expired, and i was trying to find out whether i had passed an exam, but i didn't remember what my student number was, or where exactly the classroom was where the scores were posted. And there were tons of people that i had to navigate around, some of whom i kinda knew but not enough to really socialize with. And then I saw Stevie D, who was a new freshman at school, and he said Hi and gave me a hug. But I didn't want to take up too much of his time because he was with three other boys that looked like "his type" and were waiting for him to finish telling a funny story.

stevie d, mackin in dreams

Dreamed that White Chocolate Cheesecake, two IRL friends, and I were suddenly transported to Victorian-era English countryside, complete with wicked, WICKED dresses and then we drove around in an orange VW bug, wearing our awesome dresses and having adventures and my old beloved and dearly missed family dog, Sam, who died in 1997 was there, too. It was an all around awesome dream.

I was at a board meeting with Hoos. He was thoughtful and resolved many issues.

'HOOS joins the 1%' could only happen in a dream.

Ms Agatha, that was not a dream. That is my actual ~life~! How on earth did you know?

Oh, apart from the VW bug, which died in 1989, so perhaps it was a dream full of long-dead pets.

Whoa. I had an orange VW bug that died ~ 1990.

Also your life is awesome and thanks for having me in it.

i dreamed Johnny Fever was getting married at midnight on NYE and it was also his birthday-- his wife wasn't someone from real life nor an ilxor but she was v v pretty. i gave them each a lei; it was a fun party.

Started a band with ENBB. It was us and two round, trolly teenage boys. Everybody moved into a bedroom at my parents' house. We didn't make any music in the dream, but someone had a copy of Siouxsie and the Banshees Tinderbox and just in case there was a demand for an acoustic cover of "I Kill Everything I Fuck" was playing in the background at one point.

Later on in the dream, jjjusten and I got called up to active duty in the army because we had accidentally enlisted when we entered a sweepstakes for a free guitar. There was a going-away party that was cool at first because everybody gave us LOTS of chocolates. JJJ's had his real name on them, but mine had my new army nickname on them: "Pvt. Pooper".

The dream got real intense when someone gave me my baby to hold one last time before I went to Iraq and I woke up crying.

Note that the "bedroom at my parents house" has music-making associations for me because the first time they left me in charge of the house while they went away, I let a local hardcore band come in and record their demo in the master bedroom.

Oh my God! That dream sounds intense. I'm sorry I was involved in a dream that made you cry. LOL @ PVT Pooper though.

I had a work dream last night that Tuomas showed up in. He was trying to explain some spreadsheets to me that were printed out. Later, when I was showing them to my boss, a Polaroid he'd put in them fell out into plain view. It was a goatse-esque picture of a man bending over with a pool ball in his anus. :[

aghhhhhhhhhhhhh